a guy like him... would eat the candy bar in the store.. in rout to the feminine hygiene section... to pick up a few unmentionables.
Remember, every time QuackerJack breaks the law, he gets caught, which is why he's got a rap sheet bigger than Tupacs with the cops. The video cams in teh store busts him.
QuackQuack don't go to the hygiene section, he dives into dumpsters to find used tampons to eat for dinner. For dessert, he sniffs Maggie's 10-day-unwashed tank top.