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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #50 on: April 15, 2009, 11:48:29 PM »
Branch Warren is the biggest twat in pro bb...that stupid faux tough guy look, wool hat, screaming and throwing weights around the gym until he injures his drug addled ass...

Who in the fuck would actually believe 5'4" Branch Warren is a badass???  ::)

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2009, 02:08:20 AM »
Branch Warren is the biggest twat in pro bb...that stupid faux tough guy look, wool hat, screaming and throwing weights around the gym until he injures his drug addled ass...

Who in the fuck would actually believe 5'4" Branch Warren is a badass???  ::)

Maybe Lee Priest, he's even shorter.  ;D

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2009, 06:42:01 AM »
Branch Warren is the biggest twat in pro bb...that stupid faux tough guy look, wool hat, screaming and throwing weights around the gym until he injures his drug addled ass...

Who in the fuck would actually believe 5'4" Branch Warren is a badass???  ::)

That's why it's called a "muscle fantasy."  Besides when so many pictures are close ups or taken from a lower angle like this one, little guys can look like giants--even when they are really 5'6".  Remember, most BBs are in the 5'8 range. :-\

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2009, 06:45:47 AM »
That's why it's called a "muscle fantasy."  Besides when so many pictures are close ups or taken from a lower angle like this one, little guys can look like giants--even when they are really 5'6".  Remember, most BBs are in the 5'8 range. :-\

I have been to the FIBO when i started to work out, and i was really kind of shocked at how short these people are!

I felt like i was in a Tokyo subway, lol!

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2009, 06:46:47 AM »
Huge Aryan bastard with muscles!!
No doubt about it...

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2009, 07:07:35 AM »
I have been to the FIBO when i started to work out, and i was really kind of shocked at how short these people are!

I felt like i was in a Tokyo subway, lol!

Ha ha ha.  So true!  Another "trick" used by the marketing machine of this industry: photograph the short guys next to each other (like JJ and Branch, or Branch and Jay Moore), keep them in the same shot, or photograph them by themselves.  That way, they all look the same size and there's no frame of reference to tell how short they are.

Put Branch next to Noah Steere or Scot Milne; who would any guy or gal go for?  It's no contest.  ;D

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2009, 07:12:34 AM »
Ha ha ha.  So true!  Another "trick" used by the marketing machine of this industry: photograph the short guys next to each other (like JJ and Branch, or Branch and Jay Moore), keep them in the same shot, or photograph them by themselves.  That way, they all look the same size and there's no frame of reference to tell how short they are.

Put Branch next to Noah Steere or Scot Milne; who would any guy or gal go for?  It's no contest.

Best thing is: Put a pro next to a normal person!

I am really sorry for saying this, but when i see a bb midget standing next to a normal guy that works out a bit, the scene screams "inferiority complex!!!" or "one has to overcompensate".

I saw Dexter Jackson at the FIBO, the guy was dwarfed by the fitness chicks, nearly all the visitors of the Expo where taller than him, it just looked ridiculous seeing this small man with giant arms in the crowd of fans.


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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2009, 07:19:15 AM »
Best thing is: Put a pro next to a normal person!

I am really sorry for saying this, but when i see a bb midget standing next to a normal guy that works out a bit, the scene screams "inferiority complex!!!" or "one has to overcompensate".

I saw Dexter Jackson at the FIBO, the guy was dwarfed by the fitness chicks, nearly all the visitors of the Expo where taller than him, it just looked ridiculous seeing this small man with giant arms in the crowd of fans.



You are obviously very passionate about short men in thongs.........

 Wolf, Gunter, Ruhl............huge Aryan bastards with muscles and height to back it up.
No doubt about it...

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2009, 07:20:06 AM »
You are obviously very passionate about short men in thongs.........

 Wolf, Gunter, Ruhl............huge Aryan bastards with muscles and height to back it up.

Rühl?

He's rather short, my aryan muscle friend.

edit: not a midget, i'd say Rühl is normal.

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2009, 07:26:16 AM »
Ask any schmoe or schmoette: Branch, JJ, Dexter or this guy?

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2009, 07:27:16 AM »
Rühl?

He's rather short, my aryan muscle friend.

edit: not a midget, i'd say Rühl is normal.

Well, i guess in bb'ing world, 5'10 is considered "tall-ish"

Gunter = handsome Aryan Bastard with muscles and height. All the women want some of that man meat.
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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2009, 07:27:37 AM »
I could kick Noah Steere's ass.

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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2009, 07:41:46 AM »
Ask any schmoe or schmoette: Branch, JJ, Dexter or this guy?

HE'S FUCKIN HUMONGOUS!!!!!
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Re: JJ & Branch pics from GASP workout wear.
« Reply #63 on: April 16, 2009, 09:54:43 AM »
I could kick Noah Steere's ass.

I'd like a piece of Noah's ass too.  ;D