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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #125 on: April 16, 2009, 04:20:04 AM »
has anyone here ever stuck a finger up their ass?

i am afraid to do it for fear of liking it.

my wife tried doing it once and i almost knocked her teeth out when i was flailing my arms in fear when her finger was headed that way.
Ive dont it 2 times because it supposedly feels really good.  felt weird, and made me feel like i had to take a shit even though i didnt.

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #126 on: April 16, 2009, 04:22:48 AM »
Ive dont it 2 times because it supposedly feels really good.  felt weird, and made me feel like i had to take a shit even though i didnt.

what   the   hell     did    you    just   say?

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #127 on: April 16, 2009, 04:24:40 AM »
what   the   hell     did    you    just   say?
lol. i read online that its supposed to give you super orgasm, why not try it at least once mate? i dint like it personally but a lot of guys seem to

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #128 on: April 16, 2009, 04:27:07 AM »
Did it feel like a deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass?

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2009, 04:27:58 AM »
lol. i read online that its supposed to give you super orgasm, why not try it at least once mate? i dint like it personally but a lot of guys seem to

ive heard the same thing, still I havent put my finger up my butt lol.

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2009, 04:30:12 AM »
Did it feel like a deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass?
didnt keep it up there for long, too awkward. i couldnt get hard with my finger up there either, i wore a latex glove for sanitary reason.

on this subject ;D


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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2009, 04:53:20 AM »
wtf are you doing to your hair?!?!?

going for this look

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2009, 04:54:13 AM »
going for this look


use a bit of gel and no the whole fucking bottle then bro  ;D

good conditioning though, you should start using aas..

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #133 on: April 16, 2009, 04:58:30 AM »
You look queer and you know it, why would a woman want to be with a girly man?
Change your hair style by not washing or coming it or just shave it all off, quit pursing your lips, and get a scar on your face, I dont care how, just do it. Before you know it, females will want you inside of them.
Ha. Priceless.
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2009, 05:01:28 AM »
going for this look

milf.

you shoudl go for the rod blagojvich look johnny


or this maybe

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #135 on: April 16, 2009, 05:12:04 AM »
milf.

you shoudl go for the rod blagojvich look johnny


or this maybe


lol

if i ever start losing my hair i'll just shave it off

honestly though, the ladies legit LOVE the new hairstyle

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #136 on: April 16, 2009, 05:40:18 AM »
btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich

Translation: You told people at your work that there is this online community where people fawn over you and call you "the mediteranean Ken doll" in the hopes that it will catch on, like them calling you a eunich has.

Just kidding, Johnny - you look good. Hell, if I was making a movie about Auswitchz, I'd hire you on the spot as long as you promised to put on 20 lb ;D

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #137 on: April 16, 2009, 05:51:44 AM »
Translation: You told people at your work that there is this online community where people fawn over you and call you "the mediteranean Ken doll" in the hopes that it will catch on, like them calling you a eunich has.

Just kidding, Johnny - you look good. Hell, if I was making a movie about Auswitchz, I'd hire you on the spot as long as you promised to put on 20 lb ;D

actually, it really was a nickname given to me.......and i was FUCKING FLATTERED AS FUCK

as for the auschwitz movie, it would work but i don't think any Jews hand tan lines in the armpit area










.....lol, i'm kidding...i use a stand up booth 2x a week- no tanlines there

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #138 on: April 16, 2009, 05:52:21 AM »
actually, it really was a nickname given to me.......and i was FUCKING FLATTERED AS FUCK

as for the auschwitz movie, it would work but i don't think any Jews hand tan lines in the armpit area









.....lol, i'm kidding...i use a stand up booth 2x a week- no tanlines there
do you tan your cock?

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #139 on: April 16, 2009, 05:53:32 AM »
do you tan your cock?

good save edit!

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #140 on: April 16, 2009, 05:59:33 AM »
do you tan your cock?

i tan nude so my cock gets color

to bad squadfather got scared off (again) or else he would show you the pics of my cock to prove how dark it is

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #141 on: April 16, 2009, 06:03:01 AM »
you really look like a twink johny, man up. lose that faggish haircut!

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #142 on: April 16, 2009, 06:04:26 AM »
You must bench 145 3 times! ;D

Go to the darkside, and hit the juice my friend
Most are all show no go!

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #143 on: April 16, 2009, 06:05:53 AM »
i wonder if johnny is an ectomorph or just diets hard year round

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #144 on: April 16, 2009, 06:07:48 AM »
you really look like a twink johny, man up. lose that faggish haircut!

NO

THE HAIR STAYS

fuck it, i will get fat, move into a trailer park, post over 30k posts with three different gimmick, have my GF support me, and get scarred off a website that is my life BUT I WON'T LOSE THE HAIRCUT...NO, NEVER

i wonder if johnny is an ectomorph or just diets hard year round

ectomorph

I can binge on ice cream at night like a guy and wake up just as lean

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #145 on: April 16, 2009, 06:08:46 AM »
do you look down on people who live in trailer parks johnny?

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #146 on: April 16, 2009, 06:14:35 AM »
still a queer

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #147 on: April 16, 2009, 06:18:35 AM »
wtf is wrong with your hair...........looks like it is painted on
No doubt about it...

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #148 on: April 16, 2009, 06:18:50 AM »
quite the contradiction then when i see your avatar johny.

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #149 on: April 16, 2009, 06:20:36 AM »