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johnnynoname

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damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« on: April 15, 2009, 06:10:43 PM »
NOT



TEAM LEAN FACE/TEAM MANOREXIA/TEAM ATTENTIONWHORE/TEAM OBVIOUS DADDY ISSUES/TEAM HAIR LIKE LISA STANFIELD REPRESENTS BITCH

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btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich
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johnnynoname

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 06:11:33 PM »
GOD i need to get laid
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 06:12:35 PM »
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 06:12:56 PM »
Brutal ass so loose you need two rolls of TP handy to wipe up the splatter, Salvatore.

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 06:13:22 PM »
johnny, you seem like a guy who spends a lot of time in front of the mirror
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 06:13:31 PM »
youre a funny guy sally.....

but wtf is up with the pee wee herman wig dude.....


i know youre a  fake straight/ kinda gay guy, straight  but metro gay guy who thinks hes straight....but that is over the top.....for a gay or a straight
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 06:14:49 PM »
your abs looks blurrier
what the hell did u do?
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 06:15:32 PM »
have you had any cosmetic surgery, your like one of those people you cant tell their age?
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 06:15:37 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:10:43 PM


btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich

You're a eunuch?  Not that I'm judging, but why would you ever admit to that publicly?  
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 06:17:56 PM »
You look queer and you know it, why would a woman want to be with a girly man?
Change your hair style by not washing or coming it or just shave it all off, quit pursing your lips, and get a scar on your face, I dont care how, just do it.
Before you know it, females will want you inside of them.
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 06:18:23 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:10:43 PM
btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich


Quote from: wes mantooth on April 15, 2009, 06:13:31 PM
but wtf is up with the pee wee herman wig dude.....

I'm thinking these two are correlated. ::) ::) ::)
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 06:18:29 PM »
Quote from: SuperNatural on April 15, 2009, 06:15:37 PM
You're a eunuch?  Not that I'm judging, but why would you ever admit to that publicly?  

It's called self deprecating humor.... Why don't you pick up a book and learn a few things rather than wasting your time on an internet forum making a complete ass out of yourself?
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wes mantooth

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 06:18:46 PM »
Quote from: Eisenherz on April 15, 2009, 06:17:56 PM
You look queer and you know it, why would a woman want to be with a girly man?
Change your hair style by not washing or coming it or just shave it all off, quit pursing your lips, and get a scar on your face, I dont care how, just do it.
Before you know it, females will want you inside of them.

post of the night!!
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The Showstoppa

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 06:19:07 PM »
Are you sure you aren't a fruitbooty?
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 06:19:12 PM »
how much r u working out Johnny Falcon?
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 06:19:29 PM »
Johnny showing us geeks what a real man's bathroom looks like, and that a plunger can be used to unclog toilets, not just as an anus impaler.
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2009, 06:19:43 PM »
Third Reich Hair style.
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johnnynoname

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2009, 06:19:47 PM »
Quote from: wes mantooth on April 15, 2009, 06:13:31 PM
youre a funny guy sally.....

but wtf is up with the pee wee herman wig dude.....


i know youre a  fake straight/ kinda gay guy, straight  but metro gay guy who thinks hes straight....but that is over the top.....for a gay or a straight

too much wax works (by paul mitchell) in my hair gave it a real shiny look
it is a pretty unique hair do....the chics at the gym dig it though- it has further cemented my "european trainer" gimmick i got going on

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on April 15, 2009, 06:14:49 PM
your abs looks blurrier
what the hell did u do?

not blurrier- just bad angle/shitty mirror
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2009, 06:19:50 PM »
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SuperNatural

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2009, 06:20:14 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on April 15, 2009, 06:18:29 PM
It's called self deprecating humor.... Why don't you pick up a book and learn a few things rather than wasting your time on an internet forum making a complete ass out of yourself?

Haha, if you only knew!  
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2009, 06:22:25 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
too much wax works (by paul mitchell) in my hair gave it a real shiny look
it is a pretty unique hair do....the chics at the gym dig it though- it has further cemented my "european trainer" gimmick i got going on

not blurrier- just bad angle/shitty mirror

'wax works'? you look like some playmobil cunt

oh and, wallpaper in the lav is just asking for trouble.
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johnnynoname

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 06:22:36 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on April 15, 2009, 06:18:29 PM
It's called self deprecating humor.... Why don't you pick up a book and learn a few things rather than wasting your time on an internet forum making a complete ass out of yourself?

btw, i'm watching the rejected howard tv film festival submissions on howard tv as i type

it just got added to the...ummm i forgot what category it was but it got submitted
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2009, 06:22:52 PM »
Hire a man to install a toilet paper holder Johnny.
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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2009, 06:23:35 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:10:43 PM
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btw, did i mention that my nickname at work (as of today) is "the mediteranean Ken doll"....and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that i'm a eunich

I would hit it (no homo of course)
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johnnynoname

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Re: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2009, 06:23:59 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 15, 2009, 06:22:52 PM
Hire a man to install a toilet paper holder Johnny.

not my bathroom
come on guys...i have better taste in wallpaper than that
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