Author Topic: damn!!!!!I GOT FAT (Read 9992 times)

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #50 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:47:43 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:45:13 PM

lol

those two pics (the bathroom one with a shirt on and the one with my shirt halfway up) were taken days apart

I just have to wash the product out of my hair

there is a "Something about Mary" joke in there somewhere......

johnnynoname · « **Reply #51 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:51:09 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 15, 2009, 06:47:43 PM

there is a "Something about Mary" joke in there somewhere......

calfzilla · « **Reply #52 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:52:53 PM »

Is it true you tried sucking dick a couple times?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #53 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:53:46 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 06:52:53 PM

Is it true you tried sucking dick a couple times?

who hasn't?!

That_Guy · « **Reply #54 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:55:47 PM »

You know what you DID get fat. You took a fat cock right into your gay dragon shirt wearing hair product having queer ass. Don't worry you will shit out all the cum. you will lose the weight. You just need to eat more salad.

calfzilla · « **Reply #55 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:56:16 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:53:46 PM

who hasn't?!

Not me. Well I guess your honest is appreciated.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #56 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:57:31 PM »

Quote from: That_Guy on April 15, 2009, 06:55:47 PM

You know what you DID get fat. You took a fat cock right into your gay dragon shirt wearing hair product having queer ass. Don't worry you will shit out all the cum. you will lose the weight. You just need to eat more salad.

what kind of salad? cobb? caesar?

chaos · « **Reply #57 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:57:44 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 06:52:53 PM

Is it true you tried sucking dick a couple times?

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:53:46 PM

who hasn't?!

I haven't.

Are you the type of guy that would hold his best friends dick in his mouth in a snowstorm so it doesn't get cold?

That_Guy · « **Reply #58 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:58:56 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:57:31 PM

what kind of salad? cobb? caesar?

Well it ain't cobb you queer. Stick with something that has some lettuce in it.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #59 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:59:26 PM »

Incredible midsection

johnnynoname · « **Reply #60 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:59:57 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 06:57:44 PM

I haven't.

Are you the type of guy that would hold his best friends dick in his mouth in a snowstorm so it doesn't get cold?

well, he is my best friend for a reason..duh

btw, you couldn't suck your own dick being that you are a fat guy and all

Nasty Nate · « **Reply #61 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:00:12 PM »

epic everything

chaos · « **Reply #62 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:03:01 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 06:59:57 PM

well, he is my best friend for a reason..duh

btw, you couldn't suck your own dick being that you are a fat guy and all

Why would someone want to suck their own dick?

Does everything in your life revolve around your pursuit of teh cock?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #63 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:03:53 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:03:01 PM

Why would someone want to suck their own dick?

ummmm.....cuz it feels good..hello?!

chaos · « **Reply #64 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:05:41 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:03:53 PM

ummmm.....cuz it feels good..hello?!

A dick in the mouth makes you gay, no matter if it's your own.

Jizzacked · « **Reply #65 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:06:47 PM »

johnny is a hedonistic man with small muscles

chaos · « **Reply #66 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on April 15, 2009, 07:06:47 PM

~~johnny~~ Salvatore is a hedonistic man with small muscles

johnnynoname · « **Reply #67 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:08:30 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:05:41 PM

A dick in the mouth makes you gay, no matter if it's your own.

i disagree cuz i'm a straight man who is trying to suck a straight man's penis and i also pay myself to do it so it makes me G4P

Quote from: Jizzacked on April 15, 2009, 07:06:47 PM

johnny is a hedonistic man with small muscles

qft

Awesomo · « **Reply #68 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:10:01 PM »

Quote from: Quo on April 15, 2009, 06:12:35 PM

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Agreed. Also what do you bench?

chaos · « **Reply #69 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:10:59 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 15, 2009, 07:08:30 PM

i disagree cuz i'm a straight man who is trying to suck a straight man's penis and i also pay myself to do it so it makes me G4P

qft

No straight man sucks penis, even his own.

calfzilla · « **Reply #70 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:12:45 PM »

Quote from: chaos on April 15, 2009, 07:10:59 PM

No straight man sucks penis, even his own.

I think most men would suck their own dicks if they could. Doesn't mean your gay. I mean we all give ourselves hand jobs and that don't mean we are gay.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #71 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:14:36 PM »

Quote from: Awesomo on April 15, 2009, 07:10:01 PM

Agreed. Also what do you bench?

i think i weight 167

i havent benched in a while since i started doing burpees, chirpees and all that other body weight stuff

chaos · « **Reply #72 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:16:07 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 15, 2009, 07:12:45 PM

I think most men would suck their own dicks if they could. Doesn't mean your gay.

Yes it does.

You can satisfy yourself without penetrating your face.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #73 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:19:50 PM »

listen

you guys can say whatever you want about me but chicks dig me

and by "chicks" i mean that gay guy at Banana Republic, shawn who always gives me a discount
could you imagine how much free shit i could get if i actually fucked him

Rich2 · « **Reply #74 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:21:47 PM »

Did you take this pic before or after you purged yourself from shame-eating?