Author Topic: Bodybuilders dating in the workplace (Read 5073 times)

calfzilla · « **on:** April 17, 2009, 12:44:04 AM »

So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?

Saxon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:50:20 AM »

Ask her to have coffee or lunch with you...

calfzilla · « **Reply #2 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:54:52 AM »

Quote from: Saxon on April 17, 2009, 12:50:20 AM

Ask her to have coffee or lunch with you...

Wow an actual serious helpful response from getbig, thanks! I was also thinking about asking if I could drop by her office some time to learn more about what she does.

DK II · « **Reply #3 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:02:04 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 12:44:04 AM

So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?

Are you stupid? Can't you even date a woman without asking for help on the internet?

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 12:54:52 AM

Wow an actual serious helpful response from getbig, thanks! I was also thinking about asking if I could drop by her office some time to learn more about what she does.

Very helpful. Are you stupid? You already sound like a fucking stalker.

Just GO there and show interest, you must be dumb to ask her if you are allowed to visit her in the office, are you a man? You sound like a bitch.

calfzilla · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:06:50 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 17, 2009, 01:02:04 AM

Are you stupid? Can't you even date a woman without asking for help on the internet?

Very helpful. Are you stupid? You already sound like a fucking stalker.

Just GO there and show interest, you must be dumb to ask her if you are allowed to visit her in the office, are you a man? You sound like a bitch.

Damn DK I thought we were friends? $:-\$ ...and brutal not realizing this is pretty much a getbig humor thread. Just having some fun on getbig, geeez.

clued-up · « **Reply #5 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:07:37 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 12:44:04 AM

So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?

NAIL THAT BITCH

DK II · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:29:28 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 01:06:50 AM

Damn DK I thought we were friends? $:-\$ ...and brutal not realizing this is pretty much a getbig humor thread. Just having some fun on getbig, geeez.

We are friends!! I am just preventing you to do something stupid!

I care for you, 'zilla!

Sam · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:33:23 AM »

Your next move determines your NEXT move!

So make your next move......

calfzilla · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:41:05 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 17, 2009, 01:29:28 AM

We are friends!! I am just preventing you to do something stupid!

I care for you, 'zilla!

Thanks DK. And I the reason I would go to her office to ask about her job is because I am thinking about grad school and moving up into the higher levels of counseling, so I should be talking about this with these co-workers. It was actually suggested by a female co-worker of mine. I will let you know if I "hit it."

DK II · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:44:22 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 01:41:05 AM

Thanks DK. And I the reason I would go to her office to ask about her job is because I am thinking about grad school and moving up into the higher levels of counseling, so I should be talking about this with these co-workers. It was actually suggested by a female co-worker of mine. I will let you know if I "hit it."

That's fine, but just do it. Don't ask her if you can ask her, just ask her.

webcake · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:46:12 AM »

Just slip some pills in her coffee and go to town on the bitch.........it ain't rape, it's just surprise sex.

calfzilla · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:49:14 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 17, 2009, 01:44:22 AM

That's fine, but just do it. Don't ask her if you can ask her, just ask her.

I never said I would ask her if I could ask her lol. That would make no sense.

DK II · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:51:14 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 01:49:14 AM

I never said I would ask her if I could ask her lol. That would make no sense.

Yes.

calfzilla · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:00:20 AM »

Still havn't been able to find the other hot chick I saw couple weeks ago. Don't worry calfzilla is on the prowl. My tage line is "Excellence in sexual harassment in the workplace since 1998."

webcake · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:03:01 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 02:00:20 AM

Still havn't been able to find the other hot chick I saw couple weeks ago. Don't worry calfzilla is on the prowl. My tage line is "Excellence in sexual harassment in the workplace since 1998."

It's a shame you are so ugly and fat.......

Sam · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:12:05 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 02:00:20 AM

Still havn't been able to find the other hot chick I saw couple weeks ago. Don't worry calfzilla is on the prowl. My tage line is "Excellence in sexual harassment in the workplace since 1998."

Remember its only sexual harassment if its not wanted

DK II · « **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:13:56 AM »

Quote from: Sam on April 17, 2009, 02:12:05 AM

Remember its only sexual harassment if ~~its not wanted~~ you get sued

fixed

calfzilla · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:16:16 AM »

Quote from: webcke on April 17, 2009, 02:03:01 AM

It's a shame you are so ugly and fat.......

Yes webcke, especially that fat part, I am quite a ways away from joining Team Lean Face.

webcake · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:18:02 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 02:16:16 AM

Yes webcke, especially that fat part, I am quite a ways away from joining Team Lean Face.

I'm just messin with ya, you dumb fat piece of shit. I still love you.....

johnnynoname · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:19:19 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 12:44:04 AM

So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?

with all due respect calfzilla but the next, obvious, move is to get her number

calfzilla · « **Reply #20 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:21:09 AM »

Quote from: webcke on April 17, 2009, 02:18:02 AM

I'm just messin with ya, you dumb fat piece of shit. I still love you.....

Thanks webcke your words mean a lot. Due to my shortfalls I better be sure to put her down at every chance I get to lower her self esteem and make her feel like shit, so she will think she has no other choice than to fuck the zillaman.

webcake · « **Reply #21 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:22:27 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 02:21:09 AM

Thanks webcke your words mean a lot. Due to my shortfalls I better be sure to put her down at every chance I get to lower her self esteem and make her feel like shit, so she will think she has no other choice than to fuck the zillaman.

Yes, good idea. She is not any better than you. Disrespect her.....she will like it.

Mars · « **Reply #22 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:23:50 AM »

ask her if she likes to watch kungfu movies with you.

calfzilla · « **Reply #23 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:30:11 AM »

Thank you Johnny, your advice will be taken into consideration as always. The digits would be a great idea.

So webcke you think I should focus on picking apart her looks or her personality first in the degrading process?

webcake · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:33:41 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 02:30:11 AM

Thank you Johnny, your advice will be taken into consideration as always. The digits would be a great idea.

So webcke you think I should focus on picking apart her looks or her personality first in the degrading process?

Well you must remember that she will most likely be judgemental towards yourself and your physical appearance, so why not.......