Who Is The Most Intellectual Getbigger?

[dan18]

Fuck you all.

Now thats pure genius its the getbig way

[Deicide]

There's to be no dick sucking on my watch!    

The will must cede to truth, whatever its desires might be...

[dr.chimps]

The will must cede to truth, whatever its desires might be...

I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to convince an aging cat to eat some food. How intellectual does that sound? 

[The Master]

Sucky/SuckMyMuscle needs to be added to the list. The upper class englishman Dr.Chimps agrees.

[Relentless]

This is a rhetorical question because the answer is obviously I.  With my background in the Classics, philosophy, religion, etc, it becomes readily evident that I am intellectually elite.  I am toying with the idea of beginning a religio-philosophic movement with myself at the helm.

Assuming all of this is true, you still have very troubling insecurity issues.

[The Master]

Thank you, Sir - you are quite the Gentlemen and scholar yourself.

That list of yours is good and I'd add Debussey and Nordic Beast to it, although I'm sure there are more out there that we are missing.

What = wrong with you?    52IQ'ers do not belong on such a list

[Deicide]

I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to convince an aging cat to eat some food. How intellectual does that sound. 

I believe in autonomy and self-determination of all beings, forcing your cat to eat is morally wrong.

[dr.chimps]

I believe in autonomy and self-determination of all beings, forcing your cat to eat is morally wrong.

She was of the same opinion.

[kiwiol]

What = wrong with you?    52IQ'ers do not belong on such a list

Did you see me bump your other thread about the Getbigger parodies?

[The Master]

Did you see me bump your other thread about the Getbigger parodies?

Yes! You made Debussey laugh You and Debussey should find some other Getbiggers to emulate

[kiwiol]

Yes! You made Debussey laugh

 

You and Debussey should find some other Getbiggers to emulate

Agreed. I can do more, but it seems a little too attention-whoringish

[The Master]

Agreed. I can do more, but it seems a little to attention-whoring-ish

No. This is Kiwi using his talents to make fun of other Getbiggers while bringing quality content. 

[jehwit]

Assuming all of this is true, you still have very troubling insecurity issues.

I'm curious about the above attempt at a sentence.  In the first clause, which is known as a dependent clause, who is doing the "assuming"?

[dr.chimps]

No. This is Kiwi using his talents to make fun of other Getbiggers while bringing quality content. 

x2   

[Awesomo]

Just so you all know I am a damn robot 

[Deicide]

I'm curious about the above attempt at a sentence.  In the first clause, which is known as a dependent clause, who is doing the "assuming"?

[bigdumbbell]

I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to convince an aging cat to eat some food. How intellectual does that sound? 

try a blueberry muffin

[DeketheCreep]

Man stick to the branch threads

[Fury]

This is a rhetorical question because the answer is obviously I.  With my background in the Classics, philosophy, religion, etc, it becomes readily evident that I am intellectually elite.  I am toying with the idea of beginning a religio-philosophic movement with myself at the helm.

Whoa there nutjob. Your religious faggotry would lead me to believe that you're more of a retard than an intellectual.

[Drama Queen]

The Coach and MattT come to mind . 

[ironneck]

kiwiol looks like troy alves

[kiwiol]

kiwiol looks like troy alves

Unprovoked meltdown

[nzmusclemonster]

Agreed. I can do more, but it seems a little too attention-whoringish

Brutal talking to your gimmick.

[ironneck]

Unprovoked meltdown

stating the fact bro
post a pic and a pic of troy

[kiwiol]

Brutal talking to your gimmick.

Are there things "Complex Carbs"?

stating the fact bro
post a pic and a pic of troy

As you can see, I'm a lot uglier