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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2009, 10:19:32 AM »
Take her thru a brutal leg workout.  If she doesn't puke you know it's true love. 
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2009, 10:21:52 AM »
Quote from: Princess L on April 22, 2009, 10:15:45 AM
An outdoor cafe for lunch (if you're in a warm climate).  If things go really well, you could split up and agree to meet up later for dinner or club.   Biking?  Saturday afternoon bike ride on a lakefront or in a park or on a nice trail... Again, if it went well, you could meet up later.  That way you'd see eachother in a very casual, laid back environment without a huge time commitment.  

What would be his chances of getting laid?
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2009, 10:31:26 AM »
take her to a random parking lot, expose yourself and then tell her to touch daddy's dick
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2009, 10:48:36 AM »
Quote from: clownbaby on April 22, 2009, 10:31:26 AM
take her to a random parking lot, expose yourself and then tell her to touch daddy's dick

You mean, "Babyclown"
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2009, 11:41:13 AM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on April 22, 2009, 10:21:52 AM
What would be his chances of getting laid?

With or without a roofie?
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 03:39:40 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on April 22, 2009, 01:56:25 AM
cliche is good in dating man, dont get to creative bro.

Dinner, then ask her questions.
Whats her fave music
her fave movie
what would be a ideal holiday destination
whos her fave celeb
 
that with a glass of wine and you will be in her ass

I agree.  Last girl I cooked dinner for got into heavy making out and that was it.  Next girl I take to TGI Friday's and next day I hit it.  She was a stripper, but I'm sure it was the dinner that made the difference.
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2009, 10:38:57 AM »
*bump* for an update
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2009, 11:04:08 AM »
Quote from: MichaelScottDM on April 22, 2009, 01:25:48 AM
Check it.. This girl and I have been matched by a friend. We both know what each other looks like so we are past that hurdle. I'm gonna call her up either today or tommorow to make plans for this weekend. Now I obviously don't want to go to take this chic to dinner on our first meet, cuz we know how that can go. Any suggestions??? Thought about the random coffee shop(starbucks) bs but isn't that a little cliche??
nice gay coffee shop, maybe starbucks or some shit like that...some of them look like a lounge, just takee her there
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2009, 11:11:38 AM »
Quote from: MichaelScottDM on April 22, 2009, 01:25:48 AM
Check it.. This girl and I have been matched by a friend. We both know what each other looks like so we are past that hurdle. I'm gonna call her up either today or tommorow to make plans for this weekend. Now I obviously don't want to go to take this chic to dinner on our first meet, cuz we know how that can go. Any suggestions??? Thought about the random coffee shop(starbucks) bs but isn't that a little cliche??

Take her to your house, bend her over, and fuck her brains out.  If you do it right, she won't even notice you didn't take her on an actual "date" (which is a cliche concept anyway).

Hope this helps!
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2009, 11:13:51 AM »
take her home and watch a movie
best way for a fast fuck
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2009, 11:48:27 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on April 22, 2009, 04:05:05 AM
And MichaelScott, just take your ho to the trendy part of town.  Grab a coffee and visit the shops.  Just don't talk about yourself.  Treat it as though you are being questioned by the police and you don't want to incriminate yourself in any way. 

Best post of the thread, so far. 

Make it a daytime get-together, but don't schedule anything for the evening.  If lunch goes well, you can always extend the date.  Ask her lots of questions about herself and be sure to ask questions that require long answers.  Make her do most of the talking and that'll give you less of a chance to screw it up.   :D
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2009, 11:49:43 AM »
Quote from: Tre on April 29, 2009, 11:48:27 AM
Best post of the thread, so far. 

Make it a daytime get-together, but don't schedule anything for the evening.  If lunch goes well, you can always extend the date.  Ask her lots of questions about herself and be sure to ask questions that require long answers.  Make her do most of the talking and that'll give you less of a chance to screw it up.   :D

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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2009, 11:50:50 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on April 22, 2009, 09:41:12 AM
what's wrong with diner

most of the time, that's what I do and it always ends up good.

But you're Stavios! 

First-date dinners are cliche', but can work, you're right. 

I've been recommending first-date lunches or coffee for almost 20 years now, advice which never fails, not even for myself. ;) 
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2009, 11:52:21 AM »
Quote from: CT_Muscle on April 22, 2009, 10:08:52 AM
I knew that was coming. That show needs to get back on track top 2-3 comedies on normally

I don't think a recovery is possible.  That season where they tried those hour-long episodes pretty much killed the brand. 

Kelly's character is awesome, though. 
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2009, 11:53:08 AM »
Quote from: Princess L on April 22, 2009, 10:15:45 AM
An outdoor cafe for lunch (if you're in a warm climate).  If things go really well, you could split up and agree to meet up later for dinner or club.   Biking?  Saturday afternoon bike ride on a lakefront or in a park or on a nice trail... Again, if it went well, you could meet up later.  That way you'd see eachother in a very casual, laid back environment without a huge time commitment. 

Boo-yah. 

You must've had a good man to teach you that stuff, cuz I agree completely. :D
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2009, 11:55:46 AM »
Bang her first and then go out for dinner if it's any good.

If it's bad just grab something from a drive thru on the way to drop her home.
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Re: Where to have Blind Date??
« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2009, 12:00:15 PM »
take her to a silent place,rape and kill her
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