What the hell did your parents do to you?
Debussey's parent = the alien hybrid breeder machine. Debussey was put on earth to see how an alien/Gary Busey clone would perform in a human society. Unfortunately, Debussey came out wrong.
your nurse is quite the character
She was so ugly that none of the other boys would fuck her, but she found comfort in the nerds that idolized Bill Joy more than Arnold, and their horny cocks would often find their way into her ass.
This serves as an advantage for Debussey, since her obsession with nerds introduced her to touch-typing. So she can type really fast when DickPussey dictates, and read posts out loud for Debussey + add data when Debussey has no clue.
Her name is Duck.