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Fuck you Johnnynoname
« on: April 30, 2009, 05:06:35 PM »
I just did my first stint of tabata and i can barely breath. My lungs are on fire, i keep coughing, and i won't stop sweating even after a cold shower. BTW i only got through 6 rounds.

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 05:07:48 PM »
Are you saying you took up stripping like Johnny?

Throw in some slow songs so you don't get too tired.

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 05:14:19 PM »
Are you saying you took up stripping like Johnny?

Throw in some slow songs so you don't get too tired.

You get 10 seconds of slow songs for every 20 seconds of hell  ;D

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 05:15:50 PM »
I just did my first stint of tabata and i can barely breath. My lungs are on fire, i keep coughing, and i won't stop sweating even after a cold shower. BTW i only got through 6 rounds.

told ya


I guarantee 99.9% of getbiggers will not be able to get through the full 8 rounds


If you are thinking about trying tabata, and you are not in "okay" shape already or have a family history of heart condition
don't do it!
it will seriously kill you, this = not a joke

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2009, 05:17:45 PM »
am i the only person that doesnt understand?

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2009, 05:18:11 PM »
told ya


I guarantee 99.9% of getbiggers will not be able to get through the full 8 rounds


If you are thinking about trying tabata, and you are not in "okay" shape already or have a family history of heart condition
don't do it!
it will seriously kill you, this = not a joke

I didn't buy it at all. I thought it would be an easy quick workout. And this is coming from a man who was the most improved runner junior year on my high school cross country team  :P

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2009, 05:19:08 PM »
am i the only person that doesnt understand?

Sorry i am talking about the tabata running intervals where you all out sprint for 20 seconds then rest for 10 seconds then sprint etc. for 8 rounds.

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2009, 05:21:16 PM »
I didn't buy it at all. I thought it would be an easy quick workout. And this is coming from a man who was the most improved runner junior year on my high school cross country team  :P

I am telling you it's hard as hell and i used to be a sprinter
i tried it 2 times, then found out there is no reason to do any cardio
that's great because I hate cardio of any kind  8)

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2009, 05:21:53 PM »
Sorry i am talking about the tabata running intervals where you all out sprint for 20 seconds then rest for 10 seconds then sprint etc. for 8 rounds.

thanks man.

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2009, 05:28:18 PM »
I just did my first stint of tabata and i can barely breath. My lungs are on fire, i keep coughing, and i won't stop sweating even after a cold shower. BTW i only got through 6 rounds.

given that that is the result THEN you should DEFINITLY (sp) be able to get results (given your diet is good as well)

what i suggest is to start off at 4 rounds and add a round every week or two till you hit the full 8

kinda like this

week 1 -  4 rounds
week2-    4-5 rounds
week3 -     5 rounds
week4  -    5-6 rounds
week5    -  6 rounds
week6  -    6-7 rounds
week 7   -   7 rounds
week 8 -    7- 8 rounds ("full tabata")
week 9 onward-    full tabata

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2009, 05:30:33 PM »
given that that is the result THEN you should DEFINITLY (sp) be able to get results (given your diet is good as well)

what i suggest is to start off at 4 rounds and add a round every week or two till you hit the full 8

kinda like this

week 1 -  4 rounds
week2-    4-5 rounds
week3 -     5 rounds
week4  -    5-6 rounds
week5    -  6 rounds
week6  -    6-7 rounds
week 7   -   7 rounds
week 8 -    7- 8 rounds ("full tabata")
week 9 onward-    full tabata

How many times a week do you recommend?

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2009, 05:32:21 PM »
How many times a week do you recommend?

i see no problem with three times a week

btw, you will get ripped EVEN on those weeks you do like 4 rounds (as i illustratated in my previous post)
remember, it is all about RELATIVE high intensity meaning you have to go AS HARD AS YOU CAN

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2009, 05:40:02 PM »
i see no problem with three times a week

btw, you will get ripped EVEN on those weeks you do like 4 rounds (as i illustratated in my previous post)
remember, it is all about RELATIVE high intensity meaning you have to go AS HARD AS YOU CAN

I never know when to quit so i'll probably stick at 6 and work my way up from there. Also can you feel the vibration from the gym boss because i really can't so i have to have my music on pretty low.

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2009, 06:15:35 PM »
I never know when to quit so i'll probably stick at 6 and work my way up from there. Also can you feel the vibration from the gym boss because i really can't so i have to have my music on pretty low.

simply answered- i don't listen to music when i do tabata's so i wouldn't know

you could also hold the gymboss in your hand, clench it in your fist and feel the vibration

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2009, 06:26:52 PM »

you could also hold the gymboss in your hand, clench it in your fist and feel the vibration
Gayest post ever.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2009, 06:29:43 PM »
Gayest post ever.

it would be much more gay to hold it in your "prison wallet"

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009, 06:39:55 PM »
link to what tabata is?

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 07:22:56 PM »
It sounds great, only 8 minutes of cardio. I hate the low intensity cardio that takes forever to complete :-\

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 08:32:46 PM »
I've been doing something similar (although slightly easier!) and I've really enjoyed it.  I just sprint 50 yards, then walk back to the start and go again.  I started with 10 sprints, working up to 18 at the moment.

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2009, 08:33:31 PM »
I just did my first stint of tabata and i can barely breath. My lungs are on fire, i keep coughing, and i won't stop sweating even after a cold shower. BTW i only got through 6 rounds.

maybe its swine flu... you might wanna stay inside and order pizza for the next 2 weeks

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2009, 08:40:37 PM »
I didn't buy it at all. I thought it would be an easy quick workout. And this is coming from a man who was the most improved runner junior year on my high school cross country team  :P

lol im rolling i dont know why but i pictured Hank Hill just now  :D

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2009, 08:52:49 PM »
if i were to do this tabata in the monring would u guys say have a small protein shake b4, or do it fasted?
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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2009, 09:05:11 PM »
if i were to do this tabata in the monring would u guys say have a small protein shake b4, or do it fasted?

fasted is better than doing it with protein shake, because you could throw up the protein shake after or during  :-X

but I suggest doing it with some carbs in your system, Gene.  :)

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Re: Fuck you Johnnynoname
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2009, 09:40:27 PM »
how is this different to fartlek?- which has been around for decades