Think you could hook him up with a job at your strip club?
honestly, (and i'm not dissing him cuz it is easy but) he isn't that good looking
see, I at least have the whole "ethnic" thing going for me but him....he looks like eastern european merchant marine
plus, he looks like he has ZERO personality
being a successfull stripper= having ALOT of personality
and lets not get started with the black sox