Chuckle, you need to learn not to be so obsessed with me, troll.
If he doesn't want to eat any junk food, I guess he's the Anti-Adonis...... 
You see, Vince, in reality people use paragraphs- mostly in the appropriate manner.
Debussey used these so-called "paragraphs" to break up the sentences, in order to separate the fact that he was telling you that you need to learn how to diet and how J-Rod has not eaten pizza in a long time.
In other words, for you to properly understand this, what this means is that the paragraph about you being unable to diet and Debussey mentioning the lack of pizza being eaten by J-Rod, are completely unrelated.