Author Topic: Name the sexiest kitten on the board (Read 17124 times)

Original Sin · « **Reply #100 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:56:35 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on May 20, 2009, 10:30:54 PM

Are you crazy?!?! Those are Jimmy Choos. What if you caused some damage?
Since when did you become so reckless? I don't know that that's an acceptable level of risk. $:-\$

They're last seasons so if I damage them I will have a good excuse to go get the new seasons pair.

I would use a pair of Manolo Blahnik's instead but I don't own any. Maybe I could use this as a good excuse to go buy a pair

Quote from: Migs on May 21, 2009, 08:07:36 AM

I'm sad to think that the damge you talk of is for the shoes. tsk tsk. Besides they look like the same type of shoes you can find at Target or marshalls. Girls pay stupid prices for stuff. Another testament to women needing to have worthless material crap.

Llike men don't need worthless material crap. Men's crap just has a plug in on it somewhere.

Migs · « **Reply #101 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:00:13 PM »

our crap is more useful than yours.

drkaje · « **Reply #102 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:51:30 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 21, 2009, 12:00:13 PM

our crap is more useful than yours.

Migga please!!

Migs · « **Reply #103 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:54:35 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 21, 2009, 12:51:30 PM

Migga please!!

rofl

it's true though. Take big screen tv's, very useful item.

Parker · « **Reply #104 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:30:57 AM »

Quote from: Original Sin on May 20, 2009, 06:50:31 PM

You need a smack as well.... Have you learned nothing Grasshopper?!

This is the time when you step back and tell me "too bad so sad" and prove to me that you can carry on just fine without my drama.
Women will throw these tests at you ALL the time. Remember it is you who is the prize and if she can't figure it out, the next smarter, prettier and a far superior woman to her will. You MUST make her believe it and you will pwn (nerd speak) her.Thus endith the lesson

Next lesson involves me smacking your peepee with my shoe, so you had better learn this one FAST

QFT, except the smacking of the PeePee part...

Ya'll don't know how sensitive that is, mine hurt from just reading that!

Migs · « **Reply #105 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:03:19 AM »

Quote from: Parker on May 22, 2009, 06:30:57 AM

QFT, except the smacking of the PeePee part...

Ya'll don't know how sensitive that is, mine hurt from just reading that!

wussy

24KT · « **Reply #106 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 21, 2009, 08:07:36 AM

I'm sad to think that the damge you talk of is for the shoes. tsk tsk.

huh? I'm hurt that you would think my concern was for the shoes.
I was thinking about your peepee.

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Besides they look like the same type of shoes you can find at Target or marshalls. Girls pay stupid prices for stuff. Another testament to women needing to have worthless material crap.

What?! You dare to disrespect the Choos?!

I hope she whacks your peepee good and hard,
...and slaps the shit out of your scrotum while she's at it!

drkaje · « **Reply #107 on:** May 22, 2009, 04:58:32 PM »

You really can't compare Payless to Jimmy Choo.

Migs · « **Reply #108 on:** May 22, 2009, 08:09:08 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on May 22, 2009, 03:48:21 PM

huh? I'm hurt that you would think my concern was for the shoes.
I was thinking about your peepee.

What?! You dare to disrespect the Choos?!
I hope she whacks your peepee good and hard,
...and slaps the shit out of your scrotum while she's at it!

thanks for thinking of my peepee, please keep doing so.

hey sorry about the choos, even though it's funny that his name sounds like an asian guy trying to say shoes.

24KT · « **Reply #109 on:** May 23, 2009, 02:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 22, 2009, 08:09:08 PM

thanks for thinking of my peepee, please keep doing so.

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hey sorry about the choos, even though it's funny that his name sounds like an asian guy trying to say shoes.

Hmmm... ya know OS, ...I don't think these 'How To Be A Chick Magnet' lessons are taking root.
Perhaps we could instead teach him how to get inducted into the sacred order of the Maple Leaf?

Maybe all the madness south of the border is affected his ability to learn.
If we made him more Canadian, ...he might be more attractive to the ladies?

Migs · « **Reply #110 on:** May 23, 2009, 10:17:10 PM »

i don't think i qualify for canadianship.

Tell me more ways to be a chick magnet. I need to go out and get a conquest.

24KT · « **Reply #111 on:** May 24, 2009, 04:21:46 AM »

Quote from: Migs on May 23, 2009, 10:17:10 PM

i don't think i qualify for canadianship.

Tell me more ways to be a chick magnet. I need to go out and get a conquest.

Canadian citizenship in itself has quite a remarkable ppp.

Migs · « **Reply #112 on:** May 24, 2009, 05:15:50 PM »

i guess, i just wanna be cool lol

Parker · « **Reply #113 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:25:35 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 23, 2009, 10:17:10 PM

i don't think i qualify for canadianship.

Tell me more ways to be a chick magnet. I need to go out and get a conquest.

Wear yellow then go jump on a Fridge, if you stick then you're a chick magnet, if not try jumping backwards (just in case your polarity is mess up), if you fail again, then you are a defective chick magnet.

Migs · « **Reply #114 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:27:48 PM »

damn, slid right off

Parker · « **Reply #115 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:31:35 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 25, 2009, 05:27:48 PM

damn, slid right off

Defective, maybe the reversal of the poles is affecting your magnetism (romantic and otherwise)

good that you take things light heartedly...

What color or breed is the kitty

Migs · « **Reply #116 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:34:02 PM »

Quote from: Parker on May 25, 2009, 05:31:35 PM

Defective, maybe the reversal of the poles is affecting your magnetism (romantic and otherwise)

good that you take things light heartedly...

What color or breed is the kitty

Yeah i'm pretty light hearted generally.

um hell if i know, lol. i think she is a tabby. She is grey, with stripes.

Parker · « **Reply #117 on:** May 25, 2009, 07:53:38 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 25, 2009, 05:34:02 PM

Yeah i'm pretty light hearted generally.

um hell if i know, lol. i think she is a tabby. She is grey, with stripes.

Kewl

Migs · « **Reply #118 on:** May 25, 2009, 08:11:47 PM »

i've got scratch marks all over me. she's a cool cat. fiesty, just like the type of women i like. lol

drkaje · « **Reply #119 on:** May 25, 2009, 08:29:51 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 25, 2009, 08:11:47 PM

i've got scratch marks all over me. she's a cool cat. fiesty, just like the type of women i like. lol

It's probably too late for you, Migs.

RIP manhood.

Migs · « **Reply #120 on:** May 25, 2009, 08:44:54 PM »

nah not too late, i know my boundries.

drkaje · « **Reply #121 on:** May 25, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 25, 2009, 08:44:54 PM

nah not too late, i know my boundries.

Sure, Migs.

Migs · « **Reply #122 on:** May 25, 2009, 08:51:40 PM »

don't make me go after you...

lol

Parker · « **Reply #123 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:02:26 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 25, 2009, 08:11:47 PM

i've got scratch marks all over me. she's a cool cat. fiesty, just like the type of women i like. lol

If a cat scratched me up like that...she'd be sold to a Chinese market...

Migs · « **Reply #124 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:12:02 PM »

the scratches are easily hidden. I feel like an abuse victim lol. It was more my fault, trying to play with her a little rough and one time she jumped on me, slipped and as she went down she accidently scratched me. i wouldn't sell her. i have asian friends, i'll invite them for bbq