Author Topic: Air France flight A447 --- What happened??? (Read 16268 times)

DK II · « **Reply #100 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:00:41 AM »

Quote from: Relentless on June 05, 2009, 06:58:41 AM

Hehe...just kidding! I agree about the joking part...if we can't laugh, what's the point?

here's a pic of Thailand giving shelter to an alien while not on duty:
The other man in the pic is a US Government Agent, currently ratting on steroid users.

ironneck · « **Reply #101 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:19:37 AM »

slowly i really think johnny falcon has something to do with it

Spike · « **Reply #102 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:59:04 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on June 05, 2009, 07:00:41 AM

here's a pic of Thailand giving shelter to an alien while not on duty:
The other man in the pic is a US Government Agent, currently ratting on steroid users.

narco agents gettn swole these days

Army of One · « **Reply #103 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:09:48 PM »

A few things not mentioned, they pretty much know what happened in last 4 minutes, plane slowed down because of turbulence, engines stalled and pilots took over from autopilot then plane broke apart as it rapidly fell from 35000 feet.Also the cabin would have depressurised rapidly, knocking everyone unconscious pretty much instantly so they would have been out and not experienced any pain.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #104 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:21:08 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on June 05, 2009, 12:42:49 AM

Air France flight A447 --- What happened???

It crashed.

Hope this helps.

Sir Humphrey · « **Reply #105 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:22:00 PM »

Quote from: Spike on June 05, 2009, 03:59:04 PM

narco agents gettn swole these days

You are pretty swole yourself, big guy

Emmortal · « **Reply #106 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:32:39 PM »

I heard rumors of an unidentified piece of "metal" of unknown origin that was found and definitely not part of the aircraft. It was highly radioactive and covered in "cosmic dust" from the upper atmosphere.

Just rumors though since I can't find much else about it. Maybe it was the plane was sliced in half by a UFO and everyone taken since they haven't been able to find any bodies.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #107 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:20:49 PM »

I heard a passenger took a bad hit of LSD and opened one of the doors...

Emmortal · « **Reply #108 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:25:53 PM »

Exclusive Video showing the fate of Air France A447:

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #109 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Emmortal on June 05, 2009, 06:25:53 PM

Exclusive Video showing the fate of Air France A447:

Is the title of that vid "Mudshark vs Octopussy"

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #110 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:56:28 PM »

Google "Air France flight A447"

Getbig.com is the 5th return lol

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #111 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:57:53 PM »

Quote from: RPF on June 05, 2009, 06:56:28 PM

Google "Air France flight A447"

Getbig.com is the 5th return lol

Ask around....we run the internets....

MB_722 · « **Reply #112 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:05:46 PM »

Boeing sabotaged it

jtsunami · « **Reply #113 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »

Sevastase should be able to chime on in this

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #114 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:23:44 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on June 05, 2009, 12:42:49 AM

Let's face it, the aircraft has simply VANISHED!

Nothing has been found yet, it's even unknown WHERE it vanished!

Can it be Aliens from Planet Nibiru that abducted the whole aircraft and the passengers? Or did the US Government shoot down the plane because it can?

One thing is sure, it's all a big cover up, aliens, jews, Nazis and islamic terrorists are involved and if the Black Box doesn't turn up fast, the conspiracy lovers will come up with some ridiculous shit in no time.

Bermuda Triangle

Tapeworm · « **Reply #115 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:27:09 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 06, 2009, 07:23:44 AM

Bermuda Triangle

Spacetime collapses into a single dimension there. That's why you can't have a plane.

BrainNotWorking · « **Reply #116 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:36:32 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on June 05, 2009, 12:42:49 AM

Let's face it, the aircraft has simply VANISHED!

Nothing has been found yet, it's even unknown WHERE it vanished!

Can it be Aliens from Planet Nibiru that abducted the whole aircraft and the passengers? Or did the US Government shoot down the plane because it can?

One thing is sure, it's all a big cover up, aliens, jews, Nazis and islamic terrorists are involved and if the Black Box doesn't turn up fast, the conspiracy lovers will come up with some ridiculous shit in no time.

I'll tell you what happened... there is now less french people in the world.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #117 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:41:40 AM »

Why hate the French people?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #118 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:32:49 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on June 06, 2009, 07:41:40 AM

Why hate the French people?

Cheese-eating surrender-monkeys.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #119 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:35:21 AM »

Great thread
Great theories
Any day now the truth might be revealed
Maybe Ron put it in timeout

BIG ACH · « **Reply #120 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:01:24 PM »

Maybe?

pumpster · « **Reply #121 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:04:21 PM »

It looks like there's a technical shortcoming in the outside temperature sensors, which then indirectly leads to automatic control of flight speed. Apparently if a plane flies either too slow or too fast in to a storm it can bring the plane down. Airbus sent out directives to address this upgrade before and then again this week after the crash. Looks like that plane didn't have the upgrade.

By now technology should be sufficient to have all black box info automatically transmitted so that black boxes aren't essential. Maybe it's too info-intensive but it should be addressed.

french mistake · « **Reply #122 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:07:29 PM »

French food and pastry on the flight eaten by some bodybuilder on a protein drink jag produced noxious gasses so overpowering that the entire cabin fell into a coma, and then the gas began to eat away at the plane itself, causing structural failure.

RJ DRIVER · « **Reply #123 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:21:31 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on June 06, 2009, 12:04:21 PM

It looks like there's a technical shortcoming in the outside temperature sensors, which then indirectly leads to automatic control of flight speed. Apparently if a plane flies either too slow or too fast in to a storm it can bring the plane down. Airbus sent out directives to address this upgrade before and then again this week after the crash. Looks like that plane didn't have the upgrade.

By now technology should be sufficient to have all black box info automatically transmitted so that black boxes aren't essential. Maybe it's too info-intensive but it should be addressed.

This is true that each aircraft has a max speed in turbulent air but I have never heard of slowing down due to air temperature. If the updrafts were as strong as they are suggesting then it doesnt matter how fast they were going because their is now way an airframe can withstand that kind of load. Its also possible for the engines to flameout in severe turbulence.

OzmO · « **Reply #124 on:** June 07, 2009, 06:23:51 PM »

Its a conspiracy, there are getbiggers who are sure of it.