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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #150 on: June 07, 2009, 02:04:25 PM »
i agree with you on 1 and 3
but i still can control my load so number 2 is flawed

plus, so what if i were to prematurely ejaculate- you ever think that it isn't my fault, rather it is her fault that i would cum to fast.  Maybe the pussy wasn't that good and i just wanted to finish up and leave; kinda like when you go see a shitty movie and walk out mid movie

number 2 was more of a joke...

Well, do you want to work on 1 and 3 or not?

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #151 on: June 07, 2009, 02:08:03 PM »
number 2 was more of a joke...

Well, do you want to work on 1 and 3 or not?

honestly, no

but.....what i will do is be like "Dexter" and just conceal my "vain-ness" and try and fit in

this analogy will be lost on you if you are not a fan of the show "dexter", btw

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« Reply #152 on: June 07, 2009, 02:09:07 PM »
honestly, no

but.....what i will do is be like "Dexter" and just conceal my "vain-ness" and try and fit in

this analogy will be lost on you if you are not a fan of the show "dexter", btw

how did the myspace experiment pan out?
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #153 on: June 07, 2009, 02:12:45 PM »
how did the myspace experiment pan out?

i deleted my myspace awhile ago

a) i couldn't get any friends cuz i don't many people around here and all my other friends had facebook
it is kinda creepy asking out a girl on myspace on when you have 3 friends

i was, however, able to score this on model mayhem




btw, for those of you who call bullshit, i do have her phone number

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« Reply #154 on: June 07, 2009, 02:13:59 PM »
i deleted my myspace awhile ago

a) i couldn't get any friends cuz i don't many people around here and all my other friends had facebook
it is kinda creepy asking out a girl on myspace on when you have 3 friends

i was, however, able to score this on model mayhem




btw, for those of you who call bullshit, i do have her phone number

did you at least shoot a load on her face?
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #155 on: June 07, 2009, 02:14:31 PM »
i deleted my myspace awhile ago

a) i couldn't get any friends cuz i don't many people around here and all my other friends had facebook
it is kinda creepy asking out a girl on myspace on when you have 3 friends

i was, however, able to score this on model mayhem




btw, for those of you who call bullshit, i do have her phone number

Are you gonna trade eyeliner application secrets?  :-*

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #156 on: June 07, 2009, 02:15:35 PM »
did you at least shoot a load on her face?

she hasn't come to NY yet but that bitch is INSATIABLE when it comes to phone sex and cock pix

that shower pic for playgirl got me that bitch, mind you

oh, and she apparently fucked colin farrell per google search

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #157 on: June 07, 2009, 02:18:35 PM »
Are you gonna trade eyeliner application secrets?  :-*

maybe, but she will definatley give me oral...i hope

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #158 on: June 07, 2009, 02:24:29 PM »
actually, if i was gonna go to the west coast, it would most likely be in Vegas, not LA.

I can't afford LA and i'm not one for even the slightest bit of traffic so LA is out of the question

JNN- let me help you out... Vegas, ain't the West Coast- Las Vegas is in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Also, traffic in Las Vegas is very poor. The infastructure of that town never grew to match it's new population. At many intersections, you will wait 3 - 4 cycles of the light before you make it through. If traffic bothers you, you may wish to rethink Las Vegas.
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #159 on: June 07, 2009, 02:29:35 PM »
JNN- let me help you out... Vegas, ain't the West Coast- Las Vegas is in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Also, traffic in Las Vegas is very poor. The infastructure of that town never grew to match it's new population. At many intersections, you will wait 3 - 4 cycles of the light before you make it through. If traffic bothers you, you may wish to rethink Las Vegas.

i get ya

but, to clarify, it is "west coast" relative to where i'm currently at (NY) but then again i do see your point

i hate to hear that about the traffic.

however, a quick look a craig's list shows that the rent for a 1 bedroom is actually pretty good.

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« Reply #160 on: June 07, 2009, 02:33:55 PM »
JNN,

Croatch is trying to rent out one of the rooms in his house. Its not far from the strip and I bet he will let it go for under $600/month.


i get ya

but, to clarify, it is "west coast" relative to where i'm currently at (NY) but then again i do see your point

i hate to hear that about the traffic.

however, a quick look a craig's list shows that the rent for a 1 bedroom is actually pretty good.

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #161 on: June 07, 2009, 02:39:09 PM »
JNN,

Croatch is trying to rent out one of the rooms in his house. Its not far from the strip and I bet he will let it go for under $600/month.



i'm looking to save up before the move.  Plus, i have to decide if i'm either going to miami or LV

either way, i'm moving after the new years resolution crowd slows down at the gym job so i'm at least stuck here till April 2010.

He'll, probably, not want to wait that long

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #162 on: June 07, 2009, 02:41:21 PM »
JNN,

Croatch is trying to rent out one of the rooms in his house. Its not far from the strip and I bet he will let it go for under $600/month.





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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #163 on: June 07, 2009, 02:53:30 PM »
Go to Tampa Jonny. Good women there and the work is pretty good there also. The east coast of Florida is nasty as shit. Sarasota is also a nice place to live at and it is home to one of the Top Ten most Beautiful Beaches in the world. There are many USF coed's bouncing around on the beach and the pussy is easy  8)

If you are looking for women, good time, beach...come see where i live  ;)

I love it here in Bradenton, Florida and do not miss that cold, Snow and Ice  :-*
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #164 on: June 07, 2009, 02:58:49 PM »
Go to Tampa Jonny. Good women there and the work is pretty good there also. The east coast of Florida is nasty as shit. Sarasota is also a nice place to live at and it is home to one of the Top Ten most Beautiful Beaches in the world. There are many USF coed's bouncing around on the beach and the pussy is easy  8)

If you are looking for women, good time, beach...come see where i live  ;)

I love it here in Bradenton, Florida and do not miss that cold, Snow and Ice  :-*

yep
tampa is on my short list as well

bottom line, I won't be moving for at least a year cuz i need to *gulp* save up and i want to wait till the next big money period for personal trainers to come and go (the "new years resolution" crowd)

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #165 on: June 07, 2009, 03:08:44 PM »
yep
tampa is on my short list as well

bottom line, I won't be moving for at least a year cuz i need to *gulp* save up and i want to wait till the next big money period for personal trainers to come and go (the "new years resolution" crowd)

There are a million personal trainers down here. They range from 18 and up. I hope you also have something else to fall back on and their alot of strippers down here also. You can strip down here easy. Tampa has alot of women that are about to get married and you could do alot of shows like that and problary make more then what you make up in New York. Brah, i would just go ahead and make the move while it is summer. You should have about 10k saved or more or what about your 401k? Take some money out of there and find a place and there ya go!
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #166 on: June 07, 2009, 03:23:06 PM »
There are a million personal trainers down here. They range from 18 and up. I hope you also have something else to fall back on and their alot of strippers down here also. You can strip down here easy. Tampa has alot of women that are about to get married and you could do alot of shows like that and problary make more then what you make up in New York. Brah, i would just go ahead and make the move while it is summer. You should have about 10k saved or more or what about your 401k? Take some money out of there and find a place and there ya go!

lol at 401k ;D

seriously though, i have to save up before any type of move and that will take me time
plus, i don't want to break this current lease yet
I figure that i want to move around the same time my current lease runs out (which is this time next year)

so, it is ,basically, another year in "Shawshank" for me

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #167 on: June 07, 2009, 03:38:42 PM »
lol at 401k ;D

seriously though, i have to save up before any type of move and that will take me time
plus, i don't want to break this current lease yet
I figure that i want to move around the same time my current lease runs out (which is this time next year)

so, it is ,basically, another year in "Shawshank" for me

Jonny, you do have a 401k, Right??
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #168 on: June 07, 2009, 08:31:06 PM »
If you can't get laid or nobody likes you in the city you currently live in, don't learn to adapt- just move

Absolutely.  I've told a mate of mine this so many times it's ridiculous.

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #169 on: June 08, 2009, 05:09:51 AM »
YOu would be surprised- his roomie situation is like a revolving door! ;D


i'm looking to save up before the move.  Plus, i have to decide if i'm either going to miami or LV

either way, i'm moving after the new years resolution crowd slows down at the gym job so i'm at least stuck here till April 2010.

He'll, probably, not want to wait that long

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« Reply #170 on: June 08, 2009, 07:17:01 AM »
YOu would be surprised- his roomie situation is like a revolving door! ;D




That's a good sign.  Maybe Crotche's roomates get sick of him hating on everything  and "owning" juicers on getbig 23 hours a day  ;)

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #171 on: June 08, 2009, 11:31:14 AM »
i think the real question is "why does everyone take themselves so seriously here?"

seriously, don't you all realize that this forum isn't real, right?


What's not real with it?

It's as real as it gets!
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #172 on: July 09, 2009, 11:31:28 AM »
that's some crazy shit, johnny

hook us up with a password

http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=young155/home.htm

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #173 on: July 09, 2009, 11:36:14 AM »
that's some crazy shit, johnny

hook us up with a password

http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=young155/home.htm

dancing bear is awesome but i'm a bigger fan of party hardcore

the thing they don't tell you about either of thoe two sites is that
- they are both based outside of the US so their isn't any public decency laws- therefore it is pretty much everything goes
-not all the girls in those audiences are amateurs.  A majority are "Pro's" who get the action going and , hopefully, the amateurs will join in

most shows in the states are tame depending on where it is held and how far the host is willing to go

most revue shows (in the US) you can not go fully nude...you can, however, bring a chic in the back and well you know
most private shows (like at a apartment) you can go as far as whoever hires you will let you.  If they say nothing, you have to feel it out if you can go full nude and/or do the whole full whip cream treatment