NAILIN' PALIN PART II : The Next Generation

Dear Sarah Wailin (a.k.a Bible Spice),
Your 15 minutes are at the 14:59 mark now. If you can't take the heat, keep your ass in Alaska. Complaining about this after your 16 year old daughter got knocked up by a mullet wearing redneck is sort of like closing the barn doors after the horses have run away.
Never fear though your daughters have received the finest abstinence only sex education from Queen Snowbilly herself. No horny, single, muscular, multi-millionaire baseball star would stand a chance with any of your snow spawn offspring.
Perhaps when you apologize for your own offensive actions towards actual rape victims then Letterman will apologize to you.
Signed,
Mainstream America