Author Topic: serious thread-is there any lotion or spray that will make my nipples hard?  (Read 12413 times)

calfzilla

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lol how is this a serious thread? 

NaturalWonder83

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lol how is this a serious thread? 
how is it isnt
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this thread is serious to a monkey brain, yes

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get the snake bite kits, their about $6.00 at Eddie Bauers

dont corrupt him you bastard  ;D

sync pulse

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no pain-just feels fatty
for real?


Whenever I eat nachos, with jalapenos, my nipples get firm and sensitive,...just from eating them.  

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sounds serious brother...could be acute nipplism. There is an operation that can cure it but be warned...they have to go in through your rectum then up in your chest cavity.
If that sounds too invasive, expensive (or exciting depending on your proclivities) then go to your local drug store and get some prep H - that'll shrink those pesky nips right down to size and put them in their place ;)

sync pulse

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Go to your local drug store and get some prep H - that'll shrink those pesky nips right down to size and put them in their place ;)

Make up artists for movies and TV use Preparation H to tighten skin on people's faces...

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Back off guys...........this thread is very serious!

Very serious indeed.

Gene, here is some info about Gyno.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
No doubt about it...

elite_lifter

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Shoot some Test Gene, that will do it. ;)
I am a big baby

NaturalWonder83

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Whenever I eat nachos, with jalapenos, my nipples get firm and sensitive,...just from eating them.  
ive never had a jalep b4 but maybe i will try

sounds serious brother...could be acute nipplism. There is an operation that can cure it but be warned...they have to go in through your rectum then up in your chest cavity.
If that sounds too invasive, expensive (or exciting depending on your proclivities) then go to your local drug store and get some prep H - that'll shrink those pesky nips right down to size and put them in their place ;)
im getting some prep h i think

Make up artists for movies and TV use Preparation H to tighten skin on people's faces...
im def getting it and testing it tommorow

Back off guys...........this thread is very serious!

Very serious indeed.

Gene, here is some info about Gyno.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
thank u friend

Shoot some Test Gene, that will do it. ;)
some day

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I had a mate once who was a fairly successful male model and he had a third nipple. I always wondered why when he was doing underwear modelling that he always had his right arm extended across his upper abs. But tell you what that third nipple really worked for him pulling the ladies so I can kinda see how important the whole nipple thing is

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I had a mate once who was a fairly successful male model and he had a third nipple. I always wondered why when he was doing underwear modelling that he always had his right arm extended across his upper abs. But tell you what that third nipple really worked for him pulling the ladies so I can kinda see how important the whole nipple thing is
omg im so glad i dont have that-btw thanks for the tip on prep h
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Back off guys...........this thread is very serious!

Very serious indeed.

Gene, here is some info about Gyno.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
Wiki, aren't you the scholar. ::)
I am a big baby

badlad

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All joking aside. If you are at 9% and holding also try something called Yohimburn - it is amazing shit for getting rid of unwanted pockets of lipids. I would advised only using it if you are genuinely of low bf otherwise you will be pushing it's limitations. It's expensive and do a little research first but mark my words - it works. They combine yohimbe extract and peppermint and you just apply it topically - don't know where you are but yohimbe may be a restricted substance in some places so check first before online ordering.

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Wiki, aren't you the scholar. ::)

It is better than nothing and covers the basics.

If you can provide Gene with some better info, then please do so, if not........back off!!
No doubt about it...

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It is better than nothing and covers the basics.

If you can provide Gene with some better info, then please do so, if not........back off!!
Yes Sir.
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use ephedrine.. that should give you hard nips for a few hours.

Eyeball Chambers

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Inverted Nipples Gene?
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polychronopolous

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genes a bad motherf*cker when he gets it dialed in

Eyeball Chambers

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genes a bad motherf*cker when he gets it dialed in

Agree 100%
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Gene.
I heard from NZMM that sticking a gerbil up ya asspipe may help..

Take care , your friend
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get them pierced  :o

silly i know but i have a friend who got her's pierced and her's are always hard lol

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get them pierced  :o

silly i know but i have a friend who got her's pierced and her's are always hard lol

DON'T DO IT GENE!!!!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T DO IT!!!!!

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is there any spray or lotion avialable that will make my nipples hard for a few hours?

plz help

"pinch" them in public, you horny gaylord! hahahaha



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I can't believe no one has figured out who's behind the Natw account :-\

it's so obvious but no one has realized it yet.