I used to be as big as you when I worked out,lol

[GetItOnNY]

Do you guys ever get this? The guy who says this is most of the time fat ,out of shape, 50% time drunk.
They walk up to you and say I used to be as big as you, or I was bigger then you.Then the follow up with my arms were 17" and I weighed 195lbs.The best part is, and I benched 300lbs, .Why dont these guys ever mention there legs or how much they squated.I bet most of them did have 17" but thats only because they worked there chest and arms every day with there Joe Weider, or Sears, plasic cement filled weights.
I usually say wow, you were big.
Then sometimes they will ask how much I weigh, or how big arms are, then most of the time they feel stupid.
Now I am no monster because im retired.But I weigh 250-250lbs and my arms are still right around 20".
I am nothing special, I am in just decent shape.It just cracks me up how these guys always come up to me bragging about how big they were in there past.
The best part is, they always say they either met, know or had a freind who trained with Arnold , or Joe Weider, lol.
Havent we all trained with or met Arnold?, lol

[TrueGrit]

Brutal copycat of Groink's slightly less lame thread just posted

[Sir Humphrey]

Your posts are to TEH FUNNY what Howard is to interesting.

Please go away.

ta ta

[the_steevo_uk]

Do you guys ever get this? The guy who says this is most of the time fat ,out of shape, 50% time drunk.
They walk up to you and say I used to be as big as you, or I was bigger then you.Then the follow up with my arms were 17" and I weighed 195lbs.The best part is, and I benched 300lbs, .Why dont these guys ever mention there legs or how much they squated.I bet most of them did have 17" but thats only because they worked there chest and arms every day with there Joe Weider, or Sears, plasic cement filled weights.
I usually say wow, you were big.
Then sometimes they will ask how much I weigh, or how big arms are, then most of the time they feel stupid.
Now I am no monster because im retired.But I weigh 250-250lbs and my arms are still right around 20".
I am nothing special, I am in just decent shape.It just cracks me up how these guys always come up to me bragging about how big they were in there past.
The best part is, they always say they either met, know or had a freind who trained with Arnold , or Joe Weider, lol.
Havent we all trained with or met Arnold?, lol

Yeah i used to hear that shit a lot...best one i ever heard was in a newsagents, two dudes walk in and pick up a copy of flex, I think nasser was on the cover. First dude turns to the other and says, when I was in the Force (police) I was bigger than that, and I didnt use any drugs, you dont need drugs to get like that....second dude turns to him and goes 'yeah well theyre all on drugs now arent they, have you heard of this creatine everybody's taking?'

fucking hell....

[Schmoe Buster]

i always find that when i meet some people they all have a brother or a friend who is a little bit bigger than me they must be very smart to compare 2 people who have never met,stood together,been measured etc, epic insecure losers

[Matt C]

Brutal copycat of Groink's slightly less lame thread just posted

 

PS - it's especially funny when people walk up to Greg Kovacs and say that.

[stormshadow]

Do you guys ever get this? The guy who says this is most of the time fat ,out of shape, 50% time drunk.
They walk up to you and say I used to be as big as you, or I was bigger then you.Then the follow up with my arms were 17" and I weighed 195lbs.The best part is, and I benched 300lbs, .Why dont these guys ever mention there legs or how much they squated.I bet most of them did have 17" but thats only because they worked there chest and arms every day with there Joe Weider, or Sears, plasic cement filled weights.
I usually say wow, you were big.
Then sometimes they will ask how much I weigh, or how big arms are, then most of the time they feel stupid.
Now I am no monster because im retired.But I weigh 250-250lbs and my arms are still right around 20".
I am nothing special, I am in just decent shape.It just cracks me up how these guys always come up to me bragging about how big they were in there past.
The best part is, they always say they either met, know or had a freind who trained with Arnold , or Joe Weider, lol.
Havent we all trained with or met Arnold?, lol

When I go out I have Women coming up to me asking if they can touch my muscles...

You have wannabe Schmoes hitting on you and talking about weightlifting

That sounds Faggotry at it's highest level

[heretostay13]

When I go out I have Women coming up to me asking if they can touch my muscles...

You have wannabe Schmoes hitting on you and talking about weightlifting

That sounds Faggotry at it's highest level

Hey cutie, what do you bench?

There...you're both on the same level now.

[heretostay13]

You'll get this or "My brother's wife's sister's cousin's best friend is pretty big, probably bigger than you." If you have any decent size or strength, you'll hear something along these lines. These "one-uppers" have nothing better to do than either live vicariously through their past, as embellished as it usually is, or someone of actually factual origin but most likely pumped up to Herculean levels.

[MAXX]

i always find that when i meet some people they all have a brother or a friend who is a little bit bigger than me they must be very smart to compare 2 people who have never met,stood together,been measured etc, epic insecure losers

haha thats the best one. they always know someone that is bigger than you. friend, cousin whatever. then you meet the friend/cousin and they look like shit ofcourse.

[kyomu]

" I used to be as big as you when I worked out"

They say it to me very often.
Then every time i say, "Oh, I am a skinny fitness guy. You must have been really skinny too"

[Matt C]

Do you guys ever get this? The guy who says this is most of the time fat ,out of shape, 50% time drunk.
They walk up to you and say I used to be as big as you, or I was bigger then you.Then the follow up with my arms were 17" and I weighed 195lbs.The best part is, and I benched 300lbs, .Why dont these guys ever mention there legs or how much they squated.I bet most of them did have 17" but thats only because they worked there chest and arms every day with there Joe Weider, or Sears, plasic cement filled weights.
I usually say wow, you were big.
Then sometimes they will ask how much I weigh, or how big arms are, then most of the time they feel stupid.
Now I am no monster because im retired.But I weigh 250-250lbs and my arms are still right around 20".
I am nothing special, I am in just decent shape.It just cracks me up how these guys always come up to me bragging about how big they were in there past.
The best part is, they always say they either met, know or had a freind who trained with Arnold , or Joe Weider, lol.
Havent we all trained with or met Arnold?, lol

I have seen your pictures before and I have a cousin who is bigger than you.

[nzmusclemonster]

Do you guys ever get this? The guy who says this is most of the time fat ,out of shape, 50% time drunk.
They walk up to you and say I used to be as big as you, or I was bigger then you.Then the follow up with my arms were 17" and I weighed 195lbs.The best part is, and I benched 300lbs, .Why dont these guys ever mention there legs or how much they squated.I bet most of them did have 17" but thats only because they worked there chest and arms every day with there Joe Weider, or Sears, plasic cement filled weights.
I usually say wow, you were big.
Then sometimes they will ask how much I weigh, or how big arms are, then most of the time they feel stupid.
Now I am no monster because im retired.But I weigh 250-250lbs and my arms are still right around 20".
I am nothing special, I am in just decent shape.It just cracks me up how these guys always come up to me bragging about how big they were in there past.
The best part is, they always say they either met, know or had a freind who trained with Arnold , or Joe Weider, lol.
Havent we all trained with or met Arnold?, lol

You should try hanging out at the Mirage Hotel.

Or my paddock with various farm animals.

Same thing really.

[chaos]

Your posts are to TEH FUNNY what Howard is to interesting.

Please go away.

ta ta

Reign Down is going to kill you.

[Army of One]

You should try hanging out at the Mirage Hotel.

Or my paddock with various farm animals.

Same thing really.

The Mirage Hotel changed the course of history in bodybuilding.

[nzmusclemonster]

The Mirage Hotel changed the course of history in bodybuilding.

The Mirage Hotel is to bodybuilding what Rome is to the Olympics.

[michael arvilla]

"I Have a cousin (brother,uncle or brother in law) who is as big as you"

[Sir Humphrey]

Reign Down is going to kill you.

 

[Croatch]

Yeah, I workout all the time, but I'm not as big as you.
That would be my comment..haha

Gotta love these guys who "used to be" or "know someone", always the one uper   It's comical.

I'd say, "Well, right now, I'm much bigger than you."
BANG!

[Captain Equipoise]

I have a friend who's cousins boyfriends uncles brothers friend he worked with apparently worked with a guy who's dad's brother once heard about  some guy that worked out with Arnold!!!!

[240 is Back]

"I used to be your size before I started working out".

Heard that a few times.

[Croatch]

Do you guys ever get this? The guy who says this is most of the time fat ,out of shape, 50% time drunk.
They walk up to you and say I used to be as big as you, or I was bigger then you.Then the follow up with my arms were 17" and I weighed 195lbs.The best part is, and I benched 300lbs, .Why dont these guys ever mention there legs or how much they squated.I bet most of them did have 17" but thats only because they worked there chest and arms every day with there Joe Weider, or Sears, plasic cement filled weights.
I usually say wow, you were big.
Then sometimes they will ask how much I weigh, or how big arms are, then most of the time they feel stupid.
Now I am no monster because im retired.But I weigh 250-250lbs and my arms are still right around 20".
I am nothing special, I am in just decent shape.It just cracks me up how these guys always come up to me bragging about how big they were in there past.
The best part is, they always say they either met, know or had a freind who trained with Arnold , or Joe Weider, lol.
Havent we all trained with or met Arnold?, lol

Oh, btw...I used to bench 500lbs too....when I lived in la la land.  I used to kick serious ass.  Now, I just use 50lbs dumbells on flat, because of a "shoulder" injury.

The insecurities are the strongest thing about this type.

My favorite is, "I want to workout, but I don't want to get TOO big."
I reply, "It's ok buddy.  With your genetics, you have nothing to worry about."  

I have a buddy of mine who just told me, he doesn't want to gain size, but just tighten up.  I thought, that should be every vaginas goal.

[saucetradomous]

shit those numbers are pretty tame for a guy making up numbers in his head.  I usually get 20+ inch guns and I used to bench 500+
One guy told me he squats 900lbs and benches 550.  I looked at him and said "Ok" then left.

[Bast175]

.But I weigh 250-250lbs

that's quite a range!

[Bast175]

When people say this they are seeking rapport from you.  They want you to like them basically.

It's like when you're getting a lap dance at a strip club and you lie to the girl and say "my ex girlfriend was an 'exotic dancer'...