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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2009, 03:50:42 AM »
Quote from: TRock99 on June 26, 2009, 03:49:35 AM
Something is seriously wrong with you to think it is funny to joke about somebody who has just died.
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #76 on: June 26, 2009, 03:52:35 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 25, 2009, 07:17:04 PM
Reports are coming thru that michael jackson has stated in his will that he is to be melted down and made into toys so that kids can still play with him.

Haha, someone sent me a text saying something similar.  ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #77 on: June 26, 2009, 05:01:37 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on June 26, 2009, 03:12:59 AM
My god decide do you ever leave the computer?  ;D

Maybe the computer tries to leave from him.
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #78 on: June 26, 2009, 05:12:34 AM »
Quote from: whateva on June 25, 2009, 08:06:34 PM
This guy


Yes, he has big potential.
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #79 on: June 26, 2009, 05:15:15 AM »
Quote from: Aquiles on June 26, 2009, 05:12:34 AM
Yes, he has big potential.
great insightful posting as always Aquiles  ::)
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #80 on: June 26, 2009, 07:19:51 AM »
Latoya.




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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #81 on: June 26, 2009, 07:23:47 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 25, 2009, 07:38:23 PM
Trying to think who could pull it of.

Coleman
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #82 on: June 26, 2009, 07:26:25 AM »
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #83 on: June 26, 2009, 07:28:59 AM »
Agents have already contacted Mike Dusa.  He is preparing for the role as we speak.
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Re: A sweet wonderful story about the great Michael Jackson.
« Reply #84 on: June 26, 2009, 11:10:26 AM »
Quote from: sync pulse on June 25, 2009, 10:34:44 PM
cocaine does not help you drive better.
Sure it does.  It helps you identify cops peeking through your windows at 3am, easier as well.
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #85 on: June 26, 2009, 11:30:22 AM »
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #86 on: June 26, 2009, 11:31:56 AM »
Quote from: TRock99 on June 26, 2009, 03:49:35 AM
Something is seriously wrong with you to think it is funny to joke about somebody who has just died.
Hi Tito.
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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #87 on: June 26, 2009, 11:34:09 AM »
Johnny Depp
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #88 on: June 26, 2009, 11:40:18 AM »
(From West)

Michael Jackson has gone from thriller to chiller.

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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #89 on: June 26, 2009, 12:05:27 PM »
Did any one see the time The Jackson family appeared on family Fortunes?

Michael was doing really well until he was asked "name somewhere that you take the kids for a treat?" Sadly, up the shitter was not one of the answers!




It's believed the Michael's heart attack occurred after he heard that Boys to Men is a pop group and not infact a delivery service.
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #90 on: June 26, 2009, 12:12:44 PM »
i think this guy had a hand in it.....
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #91 on: June 26, 2009, 12:18:21 PM »
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #92 on: June 26, 2009, 12:42:01 PM »
McDonald’s is bringing out a new burger …”Michael Jackson Burger”…
It has 50 yr old dead meat inside 5 yr old buns.

His final wish is to be recycled into party balloons so kids can still blow him.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.

Michael Jackson's last tour was sponsored by Captain Morgan Rum.
They both come in small tots...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
Acne doesn't come over kid's faces til they're in their teens.

As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance, the doctor said i think we should start CPR, the paramedics said no we should start heart massage, the driver said we should start an adrenaline drip. Then Jacko gasping for breath said fuck me, you wanna be starting something!



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Re: Who's gonna play Michael Jackson in the movie?
« Reply #93 on: June 26, 2009, 12:49:03 PM »
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #94 on: June 26, 2009, 12:51:41 PM »
Michael has requested to be buried in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese.
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Michael Jackson jokes already????
« Reply #95 on: June 26, 2009, 01:05:25 PM »
My co-worker emailed me   that Michael requested the ambulance crew to take him to THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL!!!!!!! ???
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Re: Michael Jackson dead jokes
« Reply #96 on: June 26, 2009, 01:14:20 PM »
MJ has had so much plastic surgery that they are going to melt down his body and turn it into legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
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Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #97 on: June 26, 2009, 01:24:53 PM »
I actually did not know this until recently, but it happened last November

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11202008/news/nationalnews/michael_jackson_converts_to_islam_139892.htm

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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #98 on: June 26, 2009, 01:25:49 PM »
who gives shit
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Re: Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam?
« Reply #99 on: June 26, 2009, 01:26:12 PM »
interesting, i could have sworn he was in training to be a catholic priest
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