Actually what I notice in most gyms lately is most guys there, apparently in a lame attempt to "fit in" have the following:
1. HAIRSTYLE- Must be either crewcut or shaved bald
2. TATTOOS- must have ridiculous tribal ink all over arms, assorted ridiculous designs on back, delts or really hideous lower leg "scumbag look" tats
3. ATTITUDE AND DEMEANOR- Must leave hundreds of pounds on leg press after using, grunt 1 syllable replies to people and use the word Bro a lot. Must flare lats, even if they have none at all times.
4. FACIAL EXPRESSION- Must have a constant absurd, angry "I'm a Cagefighter" look at all times.
You just described Croach.
