Author Topic: John Matrix vs John Rambo (Read 6044 times)

kiwiol · « **on:** June 28, 2009, 03:35:45 PM »

So I was watching Rambo (IV) and saw this thread in IMDB discussing the possible outcome of a match up between John Matrix and John Rambo. What do Getbiggers think? Would John Matrix kick Rambo's ass or would it be the other way around ?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2009, 03:37:46 PM »

You're ghostin' us, guy. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2009, 03:39:24 PM »

I actually made this thread a year or so ago, but since its Kiwiol, Ill let it slide

Answer: the world would implode if they started to fight and both would be turned in to gods who ruled each end of the universe.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2009, 03:42:23 PM »

lol...I love how every other scene in First Blood was Colonel Troutman telling anyone who would listen how big of a badass Rambo was.

The only broke, transient, drifter in the history of movies who had his very own Promoter/PR man.

kiwiol · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2009, 03:43:34 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 28, 2009, 03:39:24 PM

I actually made this thread a year or so ago, but since its Kiwiol, Ill let it slide Answer: the world would implode if they started to fight and both would be turned in to gods who ruled each end of the universe.

Haha sorry db, I musta missed that one. Your answer seems spot on

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2009, 04:15:07 PM »

they met only once, long ago. the event is now known to science as the Big Bang

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2009, 04:53:41 PM »

Rambo has serious meltdowns, Matrix is like a machine.

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:04:49 PM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on June 28, 2009, 04:53:41 PM

Rambo has serious meltdowns, Matrix is like a machine.

Rambo would rip Matrix's throat out, bottom line.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on June 28, 2009, 05:04:49 PM

Rambo would rip Matrix's throat out, bottom line.

Matrix is a man with muscles and Rambo is a skinny bastard who couldn't do anything to Matrix, bottom line.

MAXX · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:18:57 PM »

Rambo all the way

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:40:02 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on June 28, 2009, 05:18:57 PM

Rambo all the way

Rambo showing his weakness, his emotions, there.

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2009, 08:48:35 PM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on June 28, 2009, 05:13:03 PM

Matrix is a man with muscles and Rambo is a skinny bastard who couldn't do anything to Matrix, bottom line.

Rambo has been taught to ignore pain, to eat things that would make a billygoat puke.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2009, 08:53:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on June 28, 2009, 08:48:35 PM

Rambo has been taught to ignore pain, to eat things that would make a billygoat puke.

That's one of my favorite all-time movie quotes!

TommyBoy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2009, 09:43:13 PM »

You don't ever hear people calling real-life badasses "Matrix" do you?

hugestatus · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2009, 09:45:53 PM »

i guess it will start at their staredown

Nizar · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:11:01 PM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on June 28, 2009, 04:53:41 PM

Rambo has serious meltdowns, Matrix is like a machine.

Yup- matrix = cold steel
Rambo is a more believable character though

Who would win in a weapons battle - both are very versatile
Who would win in a hand to hand battle - Matrix - insanely strong with a high pain threshold

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2009, 06:36:24 PM »

Quote from: TommyBoy on June 28, 2009, 09:43:13 PM

You don't ever hear people calling real-life badasses "Matrix" do you?

Very true.

lax · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2009, 06:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on June 28, 2009, 05:04:49 PM

Rambo would rip Matrix's throat out, bottom line.

so would Swayze from 'Roadhouse'

Army of One · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2009, 07:23:04 PM »

Good time to bump my 250 things learned from commando thread

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=116540.0

Army of One · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:24:11 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on June 28, 2009, 03:42:23 PM

lol...I love how every other scene in First Blood was Colonel Troutman telling anyone who would listen how big of a badass Rambo was.

The only broke, transient, drifter in the history of movies who had his very own Promoter/PR man.

Lol, I missed that first read through.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:37:02 PM »

John Matrix's biggest problem is his kid...Rambo would exploit that if he needed to...Rambo could live in the belly of hell and I don't think Matrix has that kind of constitution...

Alex23 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:08:42 PM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on June 29, 2009, 08:37:02 PM

John Matrix's biggest problem is his kid...Rambo would exploit that if he needed to...Rambo could live in the belly of hell and I don't think Matrix has that kind of constitution...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But once Matrix come after him, kid dead or alive, it won't matter.

He's also better at throwing stuff.

Superboy Prime · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:39:48 AM »

Quote from: lax on June 29, 2009, 06:39:38 PM

so would Swayze from 'Roadhouse'

HAH!!

Pecs · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:36:40 AM »

it really depends on what kind of match up

MAXX · « **Reply #24 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:40:12 AM »

Author Topic: John Matrix vs John Rambo (Read 6044 times)

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