Author Topic: Hot Girls scam in parking lot (Read 2224 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** July 10, 2009, 06:53:25 AM »

Yesterday I'm heading to my car in a strip mall parking lot and two smoking teen girls come up to me. They are dressed like total sluts, super short shorts, acting all flirty and slutty with me. One is completely over the top. Not sure if she was high, drunk or a terrible actress. Either way, these little bitches start asking me if I'd give them a drive somewhere. Part of me realized that this has a 5% chance of turning good and a 95% of this turning bad real fast. After arguing with my dick I decided to ignore them and tell them to get a drive from someone else. This whole thing seemed like some sort of con.

What would you getbiggers have done? Yes I know you billionaires would have banged them on the spot. But seriously. Doesn't this whole situation sound like some sort of setup?

delta9mda · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:54:30 AM »

You disappoint me. shoulda took advantage.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:56:25 AM »

I think it was a good call

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:59:48 AM »

Take them for a drive,rape and kill them,you cant lose,unless youre caught

Deicide · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:02:51 AM »

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:04:51 AM »

Smart move. Unfortunately I would not have made the same decision.

zwide · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:05:29 AM »

Good decision -

240 is Back · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:07:17 AM »

I always tell hitchikers I'm armed and if they move an inch, their trip here on Earth will end in my passenger seat. Then I don't give them a ride anyway.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:13:52 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 10, 2009, 07:07:17 AM

I always tell hitchikers I'm armed and if they move an inch, their trip here on Earth will end in my passenger seat. Then I don't give them a ride anyway.

ROFL.

but yeah you probably made the right decision mon_....a situation like that must have had a catch.

Swedish Viking · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:16:44 AM »

I cannot say I agree with this decision. Being a getbigger you are likely 250lbs and shredded, not too mention one of the handsomest men alive. She were begging for your attention and you denied them. Of course they want you more now, but they are long gone.

dragonfist · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:19:26 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 10, 2009, 07:07:17 AM

I always tell hitchikers I'm armed and if they move an inch, their trip here on Earth will end in my passenger seat. Then I don't give them a ride anyway.

You should kneecap them just to really drive the point home.

lax · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:20:54 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 10, 2009, 06:53:25 AM

Yesterday I'm heading to my car in a strip mall parking lot and two smoking teen girls come up to me. They are dressed like total sluts, super short shorts, acting all flirty and slutty with me. One is completely over the top. Not sure if she was high, drunk or a terrible actress. Either way, these little bitches start asking me if I'd give them a drive somewhere. Part of me realized that this has a 5% chance of turning good and a 95% of this turning bad real fast. After arguing with my dick I decided to ignore them and tell them to get a drive from someone else. This whole thing seemed like some sort of con.

What would you getbiggers have done? Yes I know you billionaires would have banged them on the spot. But seriously. Doesn't this whole situation sound like some sort of setup?

that scene would have ONLY ended in your demise
you made the right call

saucetradomous · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:21:48 AM »

you walked away with your kidneys.

240 is Back · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:22:41 AM »

It's been 30 minutes and nobody has started a thread saying

"Last night I'm heading to my car in a strip mall parking lot and two smoking teen girls come up to me. They are dressed like total sluts, super short shorts, acting all flirty and slutty with me. One is completely over the top. Not sure if she was high, drunk or a terrible actress. Either way, these little bitches start asking me if I'd give them a drive somewhere. Part of me realized that this has a 5% chance of turning good and a 95% of this turning bad real fast.

Anyway, I took them both home, had a 3-way for 6 hours, which I did film. They're making me breakfast now. Video to be uploaded shortly.

Thanks, GetBig!"

dan18 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:26:01 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 10, 2009, 06:53:25 AM

Yesterday I'm heading to my car in a strip mall parking lot and two smoking teen girls come up to me. They are dressed like total sluts, super short shorts, acting all flirty and slutty with me. One is completely over the top. Not sure if she was high, drunk or a terrible actress. Either way, these little bitches start asking me if I'd give them a drive somewhere. Part of me realized that this has a 5% chance of turning good and a 95% of this turning bad real fast. After arguing with my dick I decided to ignore them and tell them to get a drive from someone else. This whole thing seemed like some sort of con.

What would you getbiggers have done? Yes I know you billionaires would have banged them on the spot. But seriously. Doesn't this whole situation sound like some sort of setup?

should have gotten a blow job in the back seat then drove away

good call imo

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:27:20 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 10, 2009, 07:22:41 AM

It's been 30 minutes and nobody has started a thread saying

"Last night I'm heading to my car in a strip mall parking lot and two smoking teen girls come up to me. They are dressed like total sluts, super short shorts, acting all flirty and slutty with me. One is completely over the top. Not sure if she was high, drunk or a terrible actress. Either way, these little bitches start asking me if I'd give them a drive somewhere. Part of me realized that this has a 5% chance of turning good and a 95% of this turning bad real fast.

Anyway, I took them both home, had a 3-way for 6 hours, which I did film. They're making me breakfast now. ~~Video to be uploaded shortly.~~ I'd like to upload the video but I don't want to show my face to getbiggers so I can continue my ownage fest

Thanks, GetBig!"

fixed

dr.chimps · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:33:22 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 10, 2009, 07:07:17 AM

I always tell hitchikers I'm armed and if they move an inch, their trip here on Earth will end in my passenger seat. Then I don't give them a ride anyway.

LOL. Tough, but fair.

jpm101 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:47:03 AM »

No brain'er...M-O-S made the right choice. It's a hustle. If the chicks were under age or even if you happen to touched or brushed against one, say good bye to any future plans of leading a problem free life. Camera catching every thing on video (usually) anyway. If you did give them a ride they would probably want to go to some out of the way spot, or the Don't Tell Motel, for some fun time with you. Where their armed and hyped male friends would be hidden and waiting for a John like you. Very tough girl gangs around, who generally have male backups.

If you do not want to be on the "film at eleven" news than you made a good decision. Does not matter if your 6'4 and 300lbs, anyone can be played. Though usually it's the older and smaller guy's. Gangs will want easy pick'ens.

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:52:13 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 10, 2009, 06:53:25 AM

Yesterday I'm heading to my car in a strip mall parking lot and two smoking teen girls come up to me. They are dressed like total sluts, super short shorts, acting all flirty and slutty with me. One is completely over the top. Not sure if she was high, drunk or a terrible actress. Either way, these little bitches start asking me if I'd give them a drive somewhere. Part of me realized that this has a 5% chance of turning good and a 95% of this turning bad real fast. After arguing with my dick I decided to ignore them and tell them to get a drive from someone else. This whole thing seemed like some sort of con.

What would you getbiggers have done? Yes I know you billionaires would have banged them on the spot. But seriously. Doesn't this whole situation sound like some sort of setup?

Maybe they're taking one of NBC's most popular show's on the road

peroni · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:34:59 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 10, 2009, 07:07:17 AM

I always tell hitchikers I'm armed and if they move an inch, their trip here on Earth will end in my passenger seat. Then I don't give them a ride anyway.

oh please. you don't even own a car

240 is Back · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:41:30 AM »

Quote from: peroni on July 10, 2009, 08:34:59 AM

oh please. you don't even own a car

But if I did...

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:50:48 AM »

Smart move. You prolly would have been ok but better choice anyway.

240- you don't drive?

wes mantooth · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:51:26 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 10, 2009, 07:26:01 AM

should have gotten a blow job in the back seat then drove away good call imo

QFT

at least said "show me your tits and ill take you wherever you want"...then after the flash call them whores and go about your way

Mars · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:53:19 AM »

the right choise

saucetradomous · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:56:30 AM »

240 would have had to move the car seat over.