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"Last night I'm heading to my car in a strip mall parking lot and two smoking teen girls come up to me. They are dressed like total sluts, super short shorts, acting all flirty and slutty with me. One is completely over the top. Not sure if she was high, drunk or a terrible actress. Either way, these little bitches start asking me if I'd give them a drive somewhere. Part of me realized that this has a 5% chance of turning good and a 95% of this turning bad real fast.
Anyway, I took them both home, had a 3-way for 6 hours, which I did film. They're making me breakfast now. Video to be uploaded shortly.
Thanks, GetBig!"