Because I'm no longer a twink, I get to pick on the twink newbies at the gym

[The_Punisher]

Hey, Twink...

Don't show up at the gym for the 5th workout in your little 'self-improvement plan' dressed in all black, including a t-shirt over a tight, long-sleeved Under Armour (?) shirt, like you're Billy Badass.  You're a twink. 

Don't get up from the bench and start walking around and breathing heavy, stretching out your arms like you did something special.  You just benched 95 lbs 12 times.  I suppose if you were a little 5-foot-1 girl, that would be good.  But you're a tall, chubby twink.  Doing that kind of shit only draws unnecessary attention to yourself.  When you're that much of a twink, you shouldn't want to be noticed.  Ever.

And don't, for the love of god, EVER again put your stupid white bath towel on the bench to protect you from all the germs left behind by the real lifters in the gym.  You want those germs, you *need* those germs.  There's test in those germs, you little bitch!  Look, there's disinfectant spray and paper towels available in every part of the gym...use them as necessary.  Keep your personal towels for your personal use, jackass.  No one wants to use a bench that's been touched by a towel that was on your pale white twink ass. 

Let this be a lesson to all you twinks: You should never be seen OR heard, period.  You're welcome and encouraged to come to the gym, but stay the fuck out of everyone else's way. 

please, don't tell me you used to be treated like that?

[Tre]

Excellent post.

and btw, Tre' is still, and always will be, a twink.

Whenever you think you're ready to Tre'in, mister Head-Dominated physique, put down that forty of Colt 45 and step up to the plate.  Don't forget your white towel. 

Why would you mock or pick on anyone in the gym??
Generally I like to help out new guys if they ask me,just like senior guys helped me out when I was a beginner
Well maybe Ireland is different,we dont have an inferiority complex towards other humans

The problem is that too many twinks today aren't practicing proper twink etiquette.  Are they not being taught?  It's poor form for anyone to fail to re-rack his/her weights, but when the twinks are doing it, then we've got a real problem.  It's poor form for anyone to be overly loud in the gym - not with grunts, but with laughter and conversation - but especially bad when it's the twinks.

I had a great group that helped me when I first got started and I've got a great support system again now that I'm getting back into it.  Occasionally, some of the kids will have a form question and I'm more than willing to help.  If I see an obvious safety violation - say, facing the wrong direction for squats on the Smith machine - I'll say something.  But I pretty much leave everyone alone and take care of my own business. 

Maybe I should be more involved in twink training, but I just don't have the time. 

please, don't tell me you used to be treated like that?

   
No way, man.  I knew my fucking place!  If some serious lifters came in and asked how many sets I had left on an apparatus, no matter what the actual number was, the answer was always "just one more".   

[HDPhysiques]

Whenever you think you're ready to Tre'in,

Don't count on that.... I'm not homosexual like you, bro.

[Tre]

...I'm not homosexual...

You think repeating that over and over will somehow make your wish come true?  lol

[Nordic Beast]

you cant start a thread with a title like that and have no pics of yourself in it

your threads suck as of late Tre

[Tre]

you cant start a thread with a title like that and have no pics of yourself in it

your threads suck as of late Tre

Hey!  Everyone already knows what I look like...now, just imagine me without the 30 lbs of fat I used to be packin' around. lol 

Oh, and also try to imagine me with 'excellent black man genetics'.  (*wink* @ Deicide)

[Nordic Beast]

Hey!  Everyone already knows what I look like...now, just imagine me without the 30 lbs of fat I used to be packin' around. lol 

Oh, and also try to imagine me with 'excellent black man genetics'.  (*wink* @ Deicide)

allright Hedge, time to start moving these threads to the training board

[dyslexic]

twinkle twinkle little twink