Author Topic: People who need to be kicked out of the gym... (Read 6138 times)

efanhowz · « **Reply #25 on:** August 07, 2009, 09:26:53 AM »

guys that use the hand dryer TO DRY THERE PUBES/JUNK ..... i put my hands there man! thats not a wind tunnel for your balls!

K-1 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 07, 2009, 09:27:03 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on August 07, 2009, 07:14:20 AM

People who invent their own excersizes

I once saw a guy standing on the seat of the shoulder press machine doing shrugs.....this is no lie. Bally's / Miracle Mile / Coral Gables, Florida about 2 years ago. I was speechless.......

Playboy · « **Reply #27 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:14:31 AM »

Balls, broomsticks, half balls.
- these are known as dooms day devices that will seriously injure people. There were lots of men nd women with fabulous abs / waistlines in the seventies & eighties before this shit came out. The sooner these turds realize this, the better.

will938 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:00:40 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on August 07, 2009, 07:14:20 AM

Shadow boxers
- there are enough martial arts dojos & boxing studios to accomadate these skinny tits who simply take up space. Translation = I can't dumbbell press more than 60lbs but i'll show everyone what a tough guy I am by throwing hooks and uppercuts in the mirror.

People who leave dumbbells all over the floor
-If you can even take them off the rack then you can put them back on. Take one pair, do your fucking set and place them back on the rack so the rest of the world can use them. This includes women who leave their little 2.5lbdr's on the floor.

People who do all their flat, incline & decline presses on the smith machines
- Pick one fucking excersize and move on. I don't have all fucking day to watch you workout. Let the rest of the world use the equipment too.

Loud grunters
- unless you have 4 plates aside on that bar, shut your fucking mouth. No one is interested in listening to you make an elephant mating call while flat benching a plate and a quarter aside. End of story.

People who skip (jump rope)
- Is this necessary in a weight lifting gym??? You wanna skip? Go to the fucking YMCA.

People who slam their weights
- translation = hey everyone, look at me...I just did a set of flat dumbbell presses with 70lbs. Bring them own properly. I don't need to use bells in the shape of a letter C because you slam the fuck out of them. Learn how to workout.

People who invent their own excersizes
- with all that vast up to date equipment and array of dumbbells, these idiots will invent their own excersizes and then they can't seem to figure out why they don't get any progress. If you want to do push-ups and chin-ups, go the fuck home and do them in your basement.

People who hog the equipment
- you don't own it so share it. If Paul Dillet & Hendrson Thorne let me work in, then who the fuck are you at 150lb soaked and wet? Last time I checked, I pay to use the equipment too.

Socializers / cell phone users
- your there to train. One hour of hard work will not kill you. Put your fucking phone away and train or get the fuck out of the way. Just because you don't take your training seriously, that doesn't mean that I don't.

There's my list.

LOL, all of the above especially the shadow boxers/kung fu experts!

MB_722 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:03:19 AM »

the teenagers/18/19 YO who come in packs of 3 or 4 and spot each other on every set.

Hereford · « **Reply #30 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:04:05 AM »

How about all the twig high school kids that loiter around and bench 1, maybe 2 sets in an hour, yet screw around on the equipment the rest of the time they are there playing grab-ass....

Secondly, I would have to say the unsupervised kids. One gym I was a member at a few years ago would allow kids in if they were with an adult. Well, as you might figure the fat heffalopes who brought them immediatly ditched them once they made it past the front counter and headed for the fat-chick yoga room. So end result, the pool, sauna and courts would always be filled with rat-bastards all the time. Then you would get the brats running around the weight room fighting and screaming. Management wouldn't do anything since their mommas paid top fees to basically socialize the whole time they were there and show off their white spandex clad cottage-cheese thighs.

God I hated that gym. Great equipment, clean.... but filled with non-hackers.

mass 04 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:04:52 AM »

The guys who start this thread for the 482,836 time.

MB_722 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:05:32 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on August 07, 2009, 11:04:52 AM

The guys who start this thread for the 482,836 time.

the people who mention that this thread has been started 482,837 times

Hereford · « **Reply #33 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:05:54 AM »

Quote from: MB_722 on August 07, 2009, 11:05:32 AM

the people who mention that this thread has been started 482,837 times

x2

Playboy · « **Reply #34 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:18:09 AM »

Quote from: K-1 on August 07, 2009, 09:27:03 AM

I once saw a guy standing on the seat of the shoulder press machine doing shrugs.....this is no lie. Bally's / Miracle Mile / Coral Gables, Florida about 2 years ago. I was speechless.......

I saw an older turd doing incline dumbbell presses on the leg press because the back rest is on a 45 degree angle. Fancy that.

funk51 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 07, 2009, 12:34:01 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on August 07, 2009, 07:05:01 AM

People that take nasty shits in the gym bathroom and funk up the whole damn locker room..

DO IT AT HOME BEFORE YA LEAVE

hey back off i'll shit where i want to.

K-1 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2009, 12:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Playboy on August 07, 2009, 11:18:09 AM

I saw an older turd doing incline dumbbell presses on the leg press because the back rest is on a 45 degree angle. Fancy that.

that is insane(lol).

Tre · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:06:07 PM »

Quote from: Reign Down on August 07, 2009, 09:18:42 AM

Fat personal trainers.

WTF do they have to offer? Tips on binge eating and how to avoid cardio at all costs.

ta ta

x2

I HATE this one fat fuck at my gym. Sure, he smarted off at me once, but even if he hadn't, I'd hate him anyway for being fat and bossy.

BayGBM · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:16:12 PM »

Quote from: Luv2Hurt on August 07, 2009, 05:13:14 AM

Dickwads who grab DBs off the rack and procede to do thier set right in front of it blocking anyone else access until thier ever important set is done. Note to assholes, Take a few steps back!

I'll do this but only when the gym is sparsely populated. $:-\$

Playboy · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Tre on August 07, 2009, 01:06:07 PM

x2

I HATE this one fat fuck at my gym. Sure, he smarted off at me once, but even if he hadn't, I'd hate him anyway for being fat and bossy.

Or you get the exact opposite which is a skinny fit turd wearing extremely tight under armour wear or tank tops at a weight of 170lb soaked and wet that walks around the gym like he's 270lbs, ripped and a guru of fitness.

big man · « **Reply #40 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:08:12 PM »

Quote from: Luv2Hurt on August 07, 2009, 05:13:14 AM

Dickwads who grab DBs off the rack and procede to do thier set right in front of it blocking anyone else access until thier ever important set is done. Note to assholes, Take a few steps back!

X2. I hate that shit

MB_722 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:09:17 PM »

people with ocd, I mean extreme cases LOL

bigbobs · « **Reply #42 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:11:58 PM »

Guy(s) who bring paper bags to the gym bathroom stalls

Playboy · « **Reply #43 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:15:35 PM »

Quote from: Luv2Hurt on August 07, 2009, 05:13:14 AM

Dickwads who grab DBs off the rack and procede to do thier set right in front of it blocking anyone else access until thier ever important set is done. Note to assholes, Take a few steps back!

X3! Note to the idiots that do this....TAKE YOUR FUCKING BELLS AND MOVE BACK 3 FEET SO THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD CAN WALK BY TO GET TO THEIR DUMBBELLS!!!

MethodGNA · « **Reply #44 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:16:09 PM »

..............uh........ .....black people??

swilkins1984 · « **Reply #45 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:25:22 PM »

Whole gym super-setters should die. This one guy sets up a huge set up: Bench press, Lat PD, Leg Press, Machine shoulder press, decline bench for crunches, DB curls, Tricep PD, and ending with the low row machine. Gets all mad when someone breaks his superset but is too much of a little b*tch to say anything.

Playboy · « **Reply #46 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:53:03 PM »

Quote from: swilkins1984 on August 07, 2009, 02:25:22 PM

Whole gym super-setters should die. This one guy sets up a huge set up: Bench press, Lat PD, Leg Press, Machine shoulder press, decline bench for crunches, DB curls, Tricep PD, and ending with the low row machine. Gets all mad when someone breaks his superset but is too much of a little b*tch to say anything.

Agreed 100%. People who superset can go to the fucking gym at 5am when its dead and they can superset all they want.

garebear · « **Reply #47 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:06:32 PM »

Quote from: Tre on August 07, 2009, 09:07:03 AM

Your gym has shelves around the main floor?

Yes, the one I am at now does. But they could just put their shit on the floor if that's all that's available.

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #48 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:12:50 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on August 07, 2009, 01:16:12 PM

I'll do this but only when the gym is sparsely populated. $:-\$

Sure if the place is empty and no chance that someone might need to get at the rack then sure I guess, I always step back anyway.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #49 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:14:21 PM »

I saw a guy who would do these interval sets of dumbel curls for say 45 seconds. He would look at his watch every time he curled to check his time. then he'd sit down read the paper for 2 minutes or so and do another set of curls. He would repeat this 6 or so times and then leave.