What do you do when your neighbor throws herself at you?

[Tapeworm]

She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs.  It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.

This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man.  Do not want.

[spinnis]

start crying and confess you have teh aids

[Mr Nobody]

She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs.  It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.

This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man.  Do not want.

Hit it and then move

[Tapeworm]

start crying and confess you have teh aids

Not bad.  Better than the pansy assed "Lets talk this through" approach I took in an effort to make the graceful exit I could have made much more easily three hours earlier when there was no mistaking which way things were going to go.    At 36 you think I'd be wiser by now.  

[Tapeworm]

Hit it and then move

Just got home and went straight to Getbig for teh wisdom.  Considered your option during the uncomfortable what the fuck have I done walk home. 

[tbombz]

dude, hit that shit. its your neighbor, that means any time your lonely or bored or horny, now you can go right next door and tap that ass. just make sure you tell her your only in it for the pussy and there wont be any kind of commitment, no kind of dollar bill spending, no kind of kissing, no kind of touching and rubbing....all you want to do is fuck!!! 

[clued-up]

She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs.  It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.

This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man.  Do not want.

that’s big trouble, obviously.  How long have you known her?  Are you ready for a potentially psycho (chop your dick of while you sleep, stalking dream) woman obsessing about you from right next door? 

[Palpatine Q]

Not bad.  Better than the pansy assed "Lets talk this through" approach I took in an effort to make the graceful exit I could have made much more easily three hours earlier when there was no mistaking which way things were going to go.    At 36 you think I'd be wiser by now.  

Next door is a tricky situation, If ... or should I say WHEN things go bad you are going to have to deal with that shit right next door.

"don't shit where you eat" REALLY applies here. Unless there is a major vibe, or you have a hard time collecting women....I would take a pass.

[Palpatine Q]

dude, hit that shit. its your neighbor, that means any time your lonely or bored or horny, now you can go right next door and tap that ass. just make sure you tell her your only in it for the pussy and there wont be any kind of commitment, no kind of dollar bill spending, no kind of kissing, no kind of touching and rubbing....all you want to do is fuck!!! 

Yeah because most women are cool with that

[tbombz]

Yeah because most women are cool with that

obviously you cant get into any kind of real relationship with a neighbor.

(also i might add there are actually quite a large amount of women who would be just fine with such a relationship. )

[Mr Nobody]

I have been in this situation before the problem is when you dont want to have sex with her anymore and you have other girls over or get a girlfriend it ends up a damn mess. I ended up moving in the middle of the night.

[Tapeworm]

that’s big trouble, obviously.  How long have you known her?  Are you ready for a potentially psycho (chop your dick of while you sleep, stalking dream) woman obsessing about you from right next door? 

Fuck no.

She moved in while I was on holiday in the US, so only met her a week ago, and then just briefly.  Long story short is I delivered her a bottle of wine for doing me a favor and we drank it together, and then another, and she was dancing and removing items of clothing by the end of the second bottle, and I let it get into the bedroom but stopped short of sex.  I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm ok looking but it's not like women can't control themselves around me.  There's more going on here than meets the eye, methinks.  I've got a bad feeling and the gut is shouting for me to listen to it.  It's a question of damage control at this point.  She was ok when I left, but who knows what weirdness the next week will hold.

[TrapsMcLats]

what do you do when your neighbor throws herself at you?

...um, make sure she lands on your dick?  

[Mr Nobody]

Fuck no.

She moved in while I was on holiday in the US, so only met her a week ago, and then just briefly.  Long story short is I delivered her a bottle of wine for doing me a favor and we drank it together, and then another, and she was dancing and removing items of clothing by the end of the second bottle, and I let it get into the bedroom but stopped short of sex.  I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm ok looking but it's not like women can't control themselves around me.  There's more going on here than meets the eye, methinks.  I've got a bad feeling and the gut is shouting for me to listen to it.  It's a question of damage control at this point.  She was ok when I left, but who knows what weirdness the next week will hold.

Sounds like you have the big cock disease

[Tapeworm]

dude, hit that shit. its your neighbor, that means any time your lonely or bored or horny, now you can go right next door and tap that ass. just make sure you tell her your only in it for the pussy and there wont be any kind of commitment, no kind of dollar bill spending, no kind of kissing, no kind of touching and rubbing....all you want to do is fuck!!! 

This is what she claimed to be after.  'You're so hot.'  My gut was screaming 'BULLSHIT.'  I'm ok, but this shit does not happen.  I think she's a little unbalanced. 

Next door is a tricky situation, If ... or should I say WHEN things go bad you are going to have to deal with that shit right next door.

"don't shit where you eat" REALLY applies here. Unless there is a major vibe, or you have a hard time collecting women....I would take a pass.

This! 

I haven't been drunk in fucking years.  THIS IS WHY!  BAD SHIT HAPPENS!

[Tapeworm]

Sounds like you have the big cock disease

More like she has cock hungry disease and an inability to forsee consequences.  If this had happened anywhere else I would be right there.  Maybe that should be my extrication strategy.  Saying that.  Not that I'd need and extrication strategy if I had any brains.

[andreisdaman]

Not bad.  Better than the pansy assed "Lets talk this through" approach I took in an effort to make the graceful exit I could have made much more easily three hours earlier when there was no mistaking which way things were going to go.    At 36 you think I'd be wiser by now.  

Hit it...ain't much coming your way at your age and beyond..at least you'l have the memory

[Mr Nobody]

More like she has cock hungry disease and an inability to forsee consequences.  If this had happened anywhere else I would be right there.  Maybe that should be my extrication strategy.  Saying that.  Not that I'd need and extrication strategy if I had any brains.

Catch 22 here Tape

[clued-up]

Fuck no.

I'm ok looking but it's not like women can't control themselves around me.  There's more going on here than meets the eye, methinks.  I've got a bad feeling and the gut is shouting for me to listen to it.  It's a question of damage control at this point.  She was ok when I left, but who knows what weirdness the next week will hold.

The type of woman.. That aggressively *throws herself*.. At a man, a man who lives right next door.. After minimal contact with the guy - Has a screw loose. don’t get me wrong, the majority of women have a screw loose.. But something tells me that your neighbor, has the psycho/slalk/or worse… screw loose.

Sure nail her.. If you’re ready for some major drama.. And plan on never bringing another woman to your home. You really don’t want to be involved with the wrong type (the type that gives you a weird feeling).. In any way at all.. Its no fun and not worth the sex. You especially do not want to be involved with the wrong type, if they know where you live/live right fucking next to you.

HUGE red flag here. but, umm, post a picture of her.

[Tapeworm]

The type of woman.. That aggressively *throws herself*.. At a man, a man who lives right next door.. After minimal contact with the guy - Has a screw loose. don’t get me wrong, the majority of women have a screw loose.. But something tells me that your neighbor, has the psycho/slalk/or worse… screw loose.

Sure nail her.. If you’re ready for some major drama.. And plan on never bringing another woman to your home. You really don’t want to be involved with the wrong type (the type that gives you a weird feeling).. In any way at all.. Its no fun and not worth the sex. You especially do not want to be involved with the wrong type, if they know where you live/live right fucking next to you.

HUGE red flag here. but, umm, post a picture of her.

Wasn't thinking to get a pic for Getbig.  Forgive.

Other than that, it's like you're taking dictation from the Jimminy Cricket in my head.  But there was no dick in pussy, there was no orgasm from either party, I am shitting bricks tho. 

[Tapeworm]

Hit it...ain't much coming your way at your age and beyond..at least you'l have the memory

I don't hit a home run every time at the plate but I do ok.  Mostly looking for a good letdown speech that will keep up neighborly relations and avoid the fury of a woman scorned.

[clued-up]

Wasn't thinking to get a pic for Getbig.  Forgive.
But there was no dick in pussy, there was no orgasm from either party, I am shitting bricks tho. 

Make no mistake.. Right now, at this very moment… the woman is plotting.. You are on her mind.

She’s on yours too… unfortunately for you, you’re a little more sane than she is... but for fucks sake man, get a picture.

[Tapeworm]

Make no mistake.. Right now, at this very moment… the woman is plotting.. You are on her mind.

She’s on yours too… unfortunately for you, you’re a little more sane than she is... but for fucks sake man, get a picture.

If this was business I'd act brassy.

[LLES]

We forgot the most important question................ ......How's she look?? & the ass too of course.

[240 is Back]

this is a classic getbig thread in the making.  both sides make very valid points.