Author Topic: Bruce Lee's Lats (Read 64179 times)

alexxx · « **Reply #225 on:** March 07, 2006, 02:53:32 PM »

ok we all agree that Bruce Lee could take on anybody except maybe Muhammad Ali.. cool.. its over for ya punks! Go back to the Magical Man Ass board thank you

GMCtrk · « **Reply #226 on:** March 07, 2006, 09:32:18 PM »

Quote from: Scimowser on March 07, 2006, 01:12:18 AM

funny how chuck states he was undefeated world champion for 5 years I have a Bruce DVD which shows alot of home footage with steve mqueen etc at his house and alot of his students and friends speaknig about him. They say that Bruce had several fights with people, one noticable fight being with a karate sensei from the area. He challenged Bruce and Bruce accepted. Basically, after no more than 3 seconds, the fight was over and the karate guys mates were screaming for Bruce to stop hitting him

Dont be fooled about Bruces ability to make you go "wow" onscreen because he adapted his fighting especially for that. In real life he would have knocked the shit out of people like chuck norris, there was no one else like him. He trained constantly, had freakish power. Ive got the footage of him side kicking a 230lb man holding a bag, and the guy goes flying. ive also got the fotage of his 1 inch punch. There is a chair placed behind the guy for safety so he can land in it and he goes flying over it.

this is all hogwash, much like Paul Anderson's "1200 pound" squat. Bruce lee, nor any other 130 lb man (or 230 for that matter) can defy physics.

Scimowser · « **Reply #227 on:** March 08, 2006, 06:21:35 AM »

he had great lats for a guy of his size. He was so fast that he purposely had to slow down his fight scenes because on film he appeared like a blur - FACT

The Ugly · « **Reply #228 on:** March 08, 2006, 10:19:56 AM »

Quote from: Scimowser on March 08, 2006, 06:21:35 AM

. He was so fast that he purposely had to slow down his fight scenes because on film he appeared like a blur - FACT

He also shrunk his lats, purposely, 'cause they wouldn't fit the frame.

That's what they say.

alexxx · « **Reply #229 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:55:42 PM »

Quote from: Eric2 on March 08, 2006, 06:09:07 PM

On any given day with the right timming I could knock the f**k out of anybody on this here fuckin planet.
The same could be said for anyone else on this board.
No matter how tough someone is there is always someone tougher right around the corner. All it takes is timming, williningness and no hesitation.
My ol' man always told me if you have to hit someone to save your ass hit them like your putting your fist in one ear and out the other, then get the hell out of there.
One's record over another means nothing unless one is going to fight per the rules of that style yadda yaddda yadda.

Those ballet classes just don't do it for you anymore? What hapened? You never could get as flexible as the guy doing your girlfriend?

Scimowser · « **Reply #230 on:** March 09, 2006, 01:56:59 AM »

what the fuck are timming and williningness, Special Forces tactics or something? I understand what youre saying but the chanecs of that for 99% of people are very very slim. You have to have perfect timing and know where and how to hit someone when the chance arises. You could also get lucky by lashing out but i havent seen that happen too often

The Ugly · « **Reply #231 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:27:05 AM »

Random Facts:

Bruce Lee's Lats once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Bruce Lee's Lats can speak braille.

Superman owns a pair of 'Bruce Lee's Lats' pajamas.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Bruce Lee's Lats got an award for masturbating in public.

If Bruce Lee's Lats are late, time better slow the f**k down.

Bruce Lee's Lats own the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped 'em win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding just a Joker, a 'Get out of Jail Free' Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

A blind man once stepped on Bruce Lee's Lats' shoe. BLL replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Bruce Lee's Lats!" Mere mention of the name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Bruce Lee's Lats.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Bruce Lee's Lats can kill 100 percent of whatever the f**k they want.

Bruce Lee's Lats are 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, they ate a fucking Indian.

Bruce Lee's Lats clogs the toilet even when they piss.

Bruce Lee's Lats can divide by zero.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Bruce Lee's Lats.

Bruce Lee's Lats do not teabag the ladies. They potato-sack them.

Bruce Lee's Lats are currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. BLL claim "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for their penis.

Bluto · « **Reply #232 on:** July 21, 2006, 03:25:44 PM »

bump!

alexxx · « **Reply #233 on:** July 21, 2006, 03:42:01 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2006, 03:25:44 PM

bump!

good idea!

Bluto · « **Reply #234 on:** July 21, 2006, 05:50:53 PM »

lightweight · « **Reply #235 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Oliver Klaushof on March 07, 2006, 02:32:21 PM

haha. Yeah where is the empirical evidence. Chuck would kill Bruce. He said on the radio Bruce was an actor when asked who would win.

That's interesting considering Bruce trained Chuck

Tombo · « **Reply #236 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:26:35 PM »

haha bruce > chuck

gibberj2 · « **Reply #237 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:32:24 PM »

Ain't no way Chuck was this good.

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Superman · « **Reply #238 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:25:24 AM »

Here's Bolo Yeung's most muscular pose.

DK II · « **Reply #239 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:29:47 AM »

Quote from: Superman on July 22, 2006, 06:25:24 AM

Here's Bolo Yeung's most muscular pose.

tiny swimmer.

Scimowser · « **Reply #240 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:50:35 AM »

he was into his 50's there

still looks great though

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #241 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:51:16 PM »

Quote from: lightweight on July 21, 2006, 06:32:25 PM

That's interesting considering Bruce trained Chuck

You're dumb.

Bluto · « **Reply #242 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:25:18 AM »

Bruce Lee

without doubt

had some great lat development.

Discuss this.

m8 · « **Reply #243 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:31:10 AM »

If Dorian said it, I agree.

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #244 on:** September 05, 2010, 06:02:03 PM »

WillGrant · « **Reply #245 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:43:48 PM »

BluePoleeeeeeeeee

Matt C · « **Reply #246 on:** September 06, 2010, 12:36:54 AM »

Brock Lesnar or Bruce?

dyslexic · « **Reply #247 on:** September 06, 2010, 01:37:17 AM »

Did Kyomee get shredded?

skillion · « **Reply #248 on:** April 01, 2014, 03:11:04 PM »

Quote from: The Effervescent on December 21, 2005, 02:59:12 PM

I would beat that little nip to death with my cock.

What a racist asshole.

The Ugly · « **Reply #249 on:** April 01, 2014, 03:12:55 PM »

Quote from: skillion on April 01, 2014, 03:11:04 PM

What a racist asshole.

You bumped a four year-old thread for that?

Author Topic: Bruce Lee's Lats (Read 64179 times)

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