Almost got beat up the other day...

[The Wizard of Truth]

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[240 is Back]

Rob

as a Lib

should you not be against guns?

Dusa,

It's easy to call me a lib because I was against many Bush policies.

But you ask any getbig member who they'd rather be in a foxhole with, when the shit hit the fan...  Would it be an unarmed jingoist like yourself, or a pissed off pro-gun 'lib' with a vest and two rifles, how do you think they'd answer?

[Playboy]

The sad thing is,here anyway,if you do kick the fuck out of them you end up in court
The law should take into account skinny little fucks not knowing their role in society

Exactly. Same where I live. If you were to beat the shit out of the dumb fuck then you get pinched by the law. These fucks that hide behind the law make me sick to my stomach and its usually the middle aged morons that think their tough guys until they're confronted. Then they turn into pussies and threaten to call the cops. 

[lax]

Dusa,

It's easy to call me a lib because I was against many Bush policies.

But you ask any getbig member who they'd rather be in a foxhole with, when the shit hit the fan...  Would it be an unarmed jingoist like yourself, or a pissed off pro-gun 'lib' with a vest and two rifles, how do you think they'd answer?

OOO

YOU ARE SUCH A TOUGH GUY

WHY DON'T YOU GET A FUCKING JOB, mR. mOM?

[240 is Back]

OOO

YOU ARE SUCH A TOUGH GUY

WHY DON'T YOU GET A FUCKING JOB, mR. mOM?

lol

not trying to be a tough guy.  i'm being honest here.   I'm called a lib because I disageed with Bush economic and imperialism policy, as well as the outright lies. 

I'm an (R) on most domestic issues, but on energy and foreign policy, I like more dem positions.  yes, we shuld be independent on energy and not dependent on saudi oil.  That's my opinion.  It didn't match Bush (haliburton) policy, but hey, that's just my opinion.

So call me a ib if you want.  But you won't find a more pro-gun, anti-welfare, anti-illegal 'lib' around

[lax]

lol

not trying to be a tough guy.  i'm being honest here.   I'm called a lib because I disageed with Bush economic and imperialism policy, as well as the outright lies. 

Jesus Christ...that is so stale...what politician does not Lie? THEY ALL DO...they all alays will

I'm an (R) on most domestic issues, but on energy and foreign policy, I like more dem positions.  yes, we shuld be independent on energy and not dependent on saudi oil.  That's my opinion.  It didn't match Bush (haliburton) policy, but hey, that's just my opinion.

So call me a ib if you want.  But you won't find a more pro-gun, anti-welfare, anti-illegal 'lib' around

didn't you say you'd wait for Obamacare for a nose job? Don't hold your breath...that shit will not pass.

Oh, and I own a gun...just don't carry or brandish it.

[240 is Back]

i was joking about needing a nosejob on the Fmylife thread.  I poke a lot of fun at obamacare.  My own personal belief is that you either give free health care to everyone, or take it away from everybody.  If a man doesn't work a day in his life, and lives to be 65, he's rewarded with fre hleath care for life. 

Not fair.  A 59-year old who has worked 44 years doesn't get free health care, but the guy a year older - who hasn't worked - gets hooked up.

[Mars]

im tailgating your mom right now

[lax]

i was joking about needing a nosejob on the Fmylife thread.  I poke a lot of fun at obamacare.  My own personal belief is that you either give free health care to everyone, or take it away from everybody.  If a man doesn't work a day in his life, and lives to be 65, he's rewarded with fre hleath care for life. 

Not fair.  A 59-year old who has worked 44 years doesn't get free health care, but the guy a year older - who hasn't worked - gets hooked up.

agreed

[CalvinH]

I just let my limo driver/bodyguard handle the little people

[YoungBlood]

I ignore all other drivers on the road, i have no energy left for guys like that.

That is why this thread exists...because people don't pay attention on the road.
I usually drive around 200 miles per day, many of them in an 18-wheeler around the Bay Area.
I could on and on about everything I see daily; people speeding up & slowing down, people that are lagging back but as soon as someone puts their signal on to change lanes in front of them they gun it, and my personal favorite....

...merging. NOBODY seems to know how to merge!

[Darren Avey]

i had this happen to me the other day, the asshole followed me into the drive through window and whataburger and started laying on his horn. me and my buddy both got out of my truck, i was just going to scare him a little and if he wanted to fight so be it, but my friend  picked up a empty beer bottle out of the back of my truck and broke the guys windshield with it, opened the passenger door and got in this guys truck and started beating his ass. i have really cool friends.

bench

HAHAHAHAHAHA BULLSHIT!

[Croatch]

Take 2:
I had another ROADWARRIOR almost get tough on me today.  Best part, this guy was on a jetbike doing 65mph in the right lane.  I'm waiting for the slow fuck in the left lane to move, the guy in the car in front then allows enough room to get in between (doesn't move over to the right of course), so I blaze in between these 2 tip toeing idiots, giving ample room for the bike.  Then, ROADWARRIOR comes blazing up on his bike next to me, I roll down my window to basically laugh at this fool, then he slowed down.
 
No shortage of idiots in California man.  Worst than New York for sure.  But in general, humans are pretty unintelligent.
The DMV will give pretty much anyone a license and the best part, you never need to retest until you're 65.
I often wonder when someone is sitting in the left lane:
a. Are they extremely uneducated on driving rules
b. Are they so aloof, they don't realize what's going on
c. Do they simply not give a shit about anyone, but them
d. Do they realize it's the Croatch from getbig, so they give me a big ol' fuck you and stay there?

[Alex23]

Take 2:
I had another ROADWARRIOR almost get tough on me today.  Best part, this guy was on a jetbike doing 65mph in the right lane.  I'm waiting for the slow fuck in the left lane to move, the guy in the car in front then allows enough room to get in between (doesn't move over to the right of course), so I blaze in between these 2 tip toeing idiots, giving ample room for the bike.  Then, ROADWARRIOR comes blazing up on his bike next to me, I roll down my window to basically laugh at this fool, then he slowed down.
 
No shortage of idiots in California man.  Worst than New York for sure.  But in general, humans are pretty unintelligent.
The DMV will give pretty much anyone a license and the best part, you never need to retest until you're 65.
I often wonder when someone is sitting in the left lane:
a. Are they extremely uneducated on driving rules
b. Are they so aloof, they don't realize what's going on
c. Do they simply not give a shit about anyone, but them
d. Do they realize it's the Croatch from getbig, so they give me a big ol' fuck you and stay there?

Aren't you like 5'6" with tick addidases and stringy tanks except from feb to mid march?

[badlad]

Interesting thread and just a wee bit topical for me right now as I got into a spot of bother on the way home tonight. Merging into a single lane - full on indicating well in advance - and the 'gentleman' beside me decides, after clearly seeing me indicate that he would speed up, cut me off and then blast me with his horn. I tell you - my arm went out the window and my middle finger was reaching for the heavens when suddenly I stopped and just gave him the open handed wave - as if to say 'whatever'. I think that actually pissed him off even more than a middle finger because it is almost as if you just couldn't care less how angry the dude is. I managed to get in front of him a little later and when we pulled up at lights I simply turned and gave him a big smile. Honestly it felt a bit emasculating basically because I do have a little bit of a road rage problem but I feel all the better fot it now. No violence, I was clearly the bigger man and I'm learning to control myself. Still can't believe I managed to control the middle finger and turn it into a hand wave. That seriously is self control at least for me.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Interesting thread and just a wee bit topical for me right now as I got into a spot of bother on the way home tonight. Merging into a single lane - full on indicating well in advance - and the 'gentleman' beside me decides, after clearly seeing me indicate that he would speed up, cut me off and then blast me with his horn. I tell you - my arm went out the window and my middle finger was reaching for the heavens when suddenly I stopped and just gave him the open handed wave - as if to say 'whatever'. I think that actually pissed him off even more than a middle finger because it is almost as if you just couldn't care less how angry the dude is. I managed to get in front of him a little later and when we pulled up at lights I simply turned and gave him a big smile. Honestly it felt a bit emasculating basically because I do have a little bit of a road rage problem but I feel all the better fot it now. No violence, I was clearly the bigger man and I'm learning to control myself. Still can't believe I managed to control the middle finger and turn it into a hand wave. That seriously is self control at least for me.

I am in the fetal position after reading your post.  Seriously.

[CalvinH]

Interesting thread and just a wee bit topical for me right now as I got into a spot of bother on the way home tonight. Merging into a single lane - full on indicating well in advance - and the 'gentleman' beside me decides, after clearly seeing me indicate that he would speed up, cut me off and then blast me with his horn. I tell you - my arm went out the window and my middle finger was reaching for the heavens when suddenly I stopped and just gave him the open handed wave - as if to say 'whatever'. I think that actually pissed him off even more than a middle finger because it is almost as if you just couldn't care less how angry the dude is. I managed to get in front of him a little later and when we pulled up at lights I simply turned and gave him a big smile. Honestly it felt a bit emasculating basically because I do have a little bit of a road rage problem but I feel all the better fot it now. No violence, I was clearly the bigger man and I'm learning to control myself. Still can't believe I managed to control the middle finger and turn it into a hand wave. That seriously is self control at least for me.

Uh,what

[bigmc]

i was driving home the other day when this 80 year old skank flipped me after cutting me up. Needless to say i ran her off the road then finished her off with some brutal ground and pound from the full mount position. Fortunately i always wear my four ounce gloves when driving. You just never know when you are going to have to throw hands 

[gordiano]

Funny you posted this Croatch, cause I had some douchebag yesterday with road rage. Funny thing is, he didn't want anyone passing him. When I did, he got mad. Then, he was trying to race.  Like I give a shit, I was just laughing at him...what a fucking tool. Funny thing though, guy in the mini van out drive him.....HAHAHAHA!

[YoungBlood]

...when suddenly I stopped and just gave him the open handed wave - as if to say 'whatever'. I think that actually pissed him off even more than a middle finger because it is almost as if you just couldn't care less how angry the dude is.

Sometimes it's best to do little things like that. Flipping them off gives into their anger & feeds it more. If you smile and/or wave, that takes them by surprise (breaks their state of mind).

About a week ago I'm driving back from the gym. There's a long stretch of highway about 2-3miles long, and it's 4 lanes wide with big wide shoulders. Many people speed down there, and the it's the main feeder to the airport so cabs and limo's are especially popular in this area.
This day I'm coming down the hill that feeds into this straightaway, and I see a Lincoln Town Car blazing down the road. He gets pinned in between cars as he's trying feverishly to get around anyone in anyway he can. After watching him cut across all 4 lanes in numerous variations multiple times- I decided to be an asshole. I'm in a BMW 540, he's in the Lincoln. I'm pretty sure I can mess with him damn good. So that's what I do. I see every lane change that he's going to make, and I go around the other side to block him in. After doing this for a mile or so, he thinks he's got me around the right side. Nope, I let him blaze up and get pinned between the car in front of him and me on his left, with the shoulder on his right.
By this point he's so pissed at the asshole in the BMW (me!) and really wants to see who is messing with him. He pulls alongside of me, and his face is all pissed looking, and I have the blankest/emotionless face I can try to put on....then I smile at him and wave. I really wish I had his expression on camera!!! He nearly rear ended the car in front of him because he was surprised that I looked at him & made eye contact as well as waving with a smile- he forgot to pay attention to driving!
All in all, I messed with that guy for every inch of highway till I had to merge over and take my exit, and as soon I did so he blazed on never to be seen again...

[challenge]

Sometimes it's best to do little things like that. Flipping them off gives into their anger & feeds it more. If you smile and/or wave, that takes them by surprise (breaks their state of mind).

About a week ago I'm driving back from the gym. There's a long stretch of highway about 2-3miles long, and it's 4 lanes wide with big wide shoulders. Many people speed down there, and the it's the main feeder to the airport so cabs and limo's are especially popular in this area.
This day I'm coming down the hill that feeds into this straightaway, and I see a Lincoln Town Car blazing down the road. He gets pinned in between cars as he's trying feverishly to get around anyone in anyway he can. After watching him cut across all 4 lanes in numerous variations multiple times- I decided to be an asshole. I'm in a BMW 540, he's in the Lincoln. I'm pretty sure I can mess with him damn good. So that's what I do. I see every lane change that he's going to make, and I go around the other side to block him in. After doing this for a mile or so, he thinks he's got me around the right side. Nope, I let him blaze up and get pinned between the car in front of him and me on his left, with the shoulder on his right.
By this point he's so pissed at the asshole in the BMW (me!) and really wants to see who is messing with him. He pulls alongside of me, and his face is all pissed looking, and I have the blankest/emotionless face I can try to put on....then I smile at him and wave. I really wish I had his expression on camera!!! He nearly rear ended the car in front of him because he was surprised that I looked at him & made eye contact as well as waving with a smile- he forgot to pay attention to driving!
All in all, I messed with that guy for every inch of highway till I had to merge over and take my exit, and as soon I did so he blazed on never to be seen again...

..but you're not the victim here you are the asshole.

I was once coming home from bouncing at the club speeding on the highway like usual doing almost twice the speed limit(limit is 70km/h) this ass wouldn't let me pass. He would block me off for some reason not sure what the fun was but maybe you do? Anyways I came real close to rear ending the bastard so finially I turn my highbeams on right in his face I got pass him and my exit was right around the corner. At this point he is chasing me so I use my right turn signal to indicate I am getting off but I keep going straight and he fell for it.

[noworries]

Take 2:
I had another ROADWARRIOR almost get tough on me today.  Best part, this guy was on a jetbike doing 65mph in the right lane.  I'm waiting for the slow fuck in the left lane to move, the guy in the car in front then allows enough room to get in between (doesn't move over to the right of course), so I blaze in between these 2 tip toeing idiots, giving ample room for the bike.  Then, ROADWARRIOR comes blazing up on his bike next to me, I roll down my window to basically laugh at this fool, then he slowed down.
 
No shortage of idiots in California man.  Worst than New York for sure.  But in general, humans are pretty unintelligent.
The DMV will give pretty much anyone a license and the best part, you never need to retest until you're 65.
I often wonder when someone is sitting in the left lane:
a. Are they extremely uneducated on driving rules
b. Are they so aloof, they don't realize what's going on
c. Do they simply not give a shit about anyone, but them
d. Do they realize it's the Croatch from getbig, so they give me a big ol' fuck you and stay there?

Oh lord do you ever stop?

[The Showstoppa]

It's always best to point and laugh.

[YoungBlood]

He would block me off for some reason not sure what the fun was but maybe you do?

Two different situations. For one, the time of day is far different. Late at night after club hopping there's likely to be far less people on the road. My story was at 4pm while there was rush hour traffic.
In yours, how many lanes were there? If there was more than 1-2, you probably could have passed him had you been "driving ahead," which is the reason we have so many situations today; people lack this ability to actually look beyond the situation directly in front of them. This is how I was able to block my driver successfully.
Again, in yours, you were driving what sounds to be a bit reckless. 70km is the limit and you claim to be doing close to 140km? And you are happy about it thinking it's cool? (or why else would you put the sign at the end of the "speeding as usual" sentence?) I did what I did to slow the guy down, yet do it in a safer manner. Sounds like the guy in your case wasn't doing it to the best choice, and he really was a dick.
He should have let you pass, so I can't really answer in full for why he was being a dick.

[Rearden Metal]

Dusa,

It's easy to call me a lib because I was against many Bush policies.

But you ask any getbig member who they'd rather be in a foxhole with, when the shit hit the fan...  Would it be an unarmed jingoist like yourself, or a pissed off pro-gun 'lib' with a vest and two rifles, how do you think they'd answer?

When exactly has the shit hit the fan, in your neighborhood, in your lifetime? Have you ever been in or near a foxhole?