Author Topic: annoying noises in the gym (Read 2473 times)

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **on:** September 03, 2009, 11:56:00 AM »

are there other people here who are annoyed by noises in the gym? the other day in my gym there was this old fart doing sit ups, and every time he came in the upright position he made a sound like "pssshhh" I got more and more agrivated while i was trying to concentrate on some heavy dumbbell presses and then when i was about to press the first rep of a heavy set I heard PSSHH, I THOUGHT I WAS EXPLODING!!! I IMMEDIATELY DROPPED THE DUMMBELLS AND WALKED TAKING BIG STEPS TO THE GUY TILL MY FACE WAS ABOUT 1 inch away from his face, I looked at him with my turning eyeballs and as loud as i could i made the same noise PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH, after that i turned around and continued my workout. didnt hear him anymore.

anyway, you guys are irritated by those annoying sounds too in your gym?

dyslexic · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:58:33 AM »

You could always back down on your dosages...

wavelength · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:59:52 AM »

so you never make a sound while working out?

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #3 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:00:21 PM »

Quote from: dyslexic on September 03, 2009, 11:58:33 AM

You could always back down on your dosages...

watch your mouth convict im well respected inside and outside of jail

dyslexic · « **Reply #4 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:02:45 PM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 03, 2009, 12:00:21 PM

watch your mouth convict im well respected inside and outside of jail

Sorry Craig...

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #5 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:03:13 PM »

PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #6 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:04:46 PM »

2 giraffes fucking.

Mars · « **Reply #7 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:07:03 PM »

funk51 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:09:19 PM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 03, 2009, 11:56:00 AM

are there other people here who are annoyed by noises in the gym? the other day in my gym there was this old fart doing sit ups, and every time he came in the upright position he made a sound like "pssshhh" I got more and more agrivated while i was trying to concentrate on some heavy dumbbell presses and then when i was about to press the first rep of a heavy set I heard PSSHH, I THOUGHT I WAS EXPLODING!!! I IMMEDIATELY DROPPED THE DUMMBELLS AND WALKED TAKING BIG STEPS TO THE GUY TILL MY FACE WAS ABOUT 1 inch away from his face, I looked at him with my turning eyeballs and as loud as i could i made the same noise PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH, after that i turned around and continued my workout. didnt hear him anymore.

anyway, you guys are irritated by those annoying sounds too in your gym?

i'd rather he make that sound then burps and farts, also screaming when handling light weight babeee. also the tool who you see straining with a too heavy weight than all of a sudden you see him making a mad dash to the toilet less any of the foul excrement get loose.

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #9 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:16:42 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on September 03, 2009, 12:09:19 PM

i'd rather he make that sound then burps and farts, also screaming when handling light weight babeee. also the tool who you see straining with a too heavy weight than all of a sudden you see him making a mad dash to the toilet less any of the foul excrement get loose.

You must work out with Special Olympians

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #10 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:24:11 PM »

iPod = problem fixed thus saving yourself from looking like a roid raging douche. $:-\$

Plus bro..there are some crazy people these days..especially the smaller guys that get owned daily by real men. A guy on my rugby team went up and yelled loudly at some twink in our crowded gym and told him to stop fucking letting his deadlift of 225lbs slam on the floor with every blue face turning, slow tire leak sounding rep he accomplished only to walk out to his car the next day with 2 flat tires and the work "dick" keyed into his new truck. Twink must have followed him out and spotted which car was his.

Not trying to preach to you but karma can be a bitch..I've met her a few times.

emn1964 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:37:37 PM »

why get so angry at little stuff like that? those kinds of noises people make actually make me laugh.

Mars · « **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:38:57 PM »

i just close myself off with ipod, i hate people in general

Spike · « **Reply #13 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:42:10 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on September 03, 2009, 12:24:11 PM

iPod = problem fixed thus saving yourself from looking like a roid raging douche. $:-\$

Plus bro..there are some crazy people these days..especially the smaller guys that get owned daily by real men. A guy on my rugby team went up and yelled loudly at some twink in our crowded gym and told him to stop fucking letting his deadlift of 225lbs slam on the floor with every blue face turning, slow tire leak sounding rep he accomplished only to walk out to his car the next day with 2 flat tires and the work "dick" keyed into his new truck. Twink must have followed him out and spotted which car was his.

Not trying to preach to you but karma can be a bitch..I've met her a few times.

I would bang some girl from the gym -- get twinks address/info of system which is always stored even if he quit membership -- then go stomp the biggest fckn mudhole in that idiots ass

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #14 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:48:29 PM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 03, 2009, 11:56:00 AM

are there other people here who are annoyed by noises in the gym? the other day in my gym there was this old fart doing sit ups, and every time he came in the upright position he made a sound like "pssshhh" I got more and more agrivated while i was trying to concentrate on some heavy dumbbell presses and then when i was about to press the first rep of a heavy set I heard PSSHH, I THOUGHT I WAS EXPLODING!!! I IMMEDIATELY DROPPED THE DUMMBELLS AND WALKED TAKING BIG STEPS TO THE GUY TILL MY FACE WAS ABOUT 1 inch away from his face, I looked at him with my turning eyeballs and as loud as i could i made the same noise PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH, after that i turned around and continued my workout. didnt hear him anymore.

anyway, you guys are irritated by those annoying sounds too in your gym?

You did the right thing, perhaps you should have knocked all his teeth out with a 5 lb plate

Mars · « **Reply #15 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:51:26 PM »

if i had your physique i would start shit with everyone groink.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Mars on September 03, 2009, 12:51:26 PM

if i had your physique i would start shit with everyone groink.

I'm mellow as shit in real life. just last night i was stretching out my arm and some dude walked into my path as i was, so i clocked him by accident. i apologized and the guy said " you're twice my size, you don't have to apologize." which i thought was fucking weird. Just because I'm big means I get to be an asshole?

Mars · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:09:21 PM »

Quote from: Groink on September 03, 2009, 01:03:59 PM

I'm mellow as shit in real life. just last night i was stretching out my arm and some dude walked into my path as i was, so i clocked him by accident. i apologized and the guy said " you're twice my size, you don't have to apologize." which i thought was fucking weird. Just because I'm big means I get to be an asshole?

i noticed that as well, when someone in the club is bumping to me unintentionally they dont know how fast to apologise, even if i were the one who bumped them sometimes. but im always polite, i hate those bigger types who think they can make everything just because there on steroids.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #18 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Groink on September 03, 2009, 01:03:59 PM

I'm mellow as shit in real life. just last night i was stretching out my arm and some dude walked into my path as i was, so i clocked him by accident. i apologized and the guy said " you're twice my size, you don't have to apologize." which i thought was fucking weird. Just because I'm big means I get to be an asshole?

ha ha, he was hitting on you.

funk51 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:13:45 PM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on September 03, 2009, 12:16:42 PM

You must work out with Special Olympians

hi my name is glenn, i work at burger king. how many fingers am i holding up? no silly just one..... nyuk nyuk nyuk.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #20 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:15:28 PM »

actually, that sounds pretty hilarious. pssshhh, lol, i'll give it a try next time i'm in public.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #21 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:22:10 PM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on September 03, 2009, 01:12:27 PM

ha ha, he was hitting on you.

Now that I think about...he was in pretty close proximity for no apparent reason

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:35:25 PM »

You can always consider...

Planet Fitness

but...

...please, be aware of their lunk alarm, so DON'T drop those weights

Deadpool · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2009, 02:18:07 PM »

I can only hear my Tool CD which is why I bring my CD player and headphones to the gym

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2009, 07:47:42 PM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 03, 2009, 11:56:00 AM

are there other people here who are annoyed by noises in the gym? the other day in my gym there was this old fart doing sit ups, and every time he came in the upright position he made a sound like "pssshhh" I got more and more agrivated while i was trying to concentrate on some heavy dumbbell presses and then when i was about to press the first rep of a heavy set I heard PSSHH, I THOUGHT I WAS EXPLODING!!! I IMMEDIATELY DROPPED THE DUMMBELLS AND WALKED TAKING BIG STEPS TO THE GUY TILL MY FACE WAS ABOUT 1 inch away from his face, I looked at him with my turning eyeballs and as loud as i could i made the same noise PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH, after that i turned around and continued my workout. didnt hear him anymore.

anyway, you guys are irritated by those annoying sounds too in your gym?

Good job screw the old fuck. Like him working out will really make any difference and the noise on top of it just stupid. Agree I pod blocks out much of the BS