Author Topic: Congratulations Sherief Shalaby! (Read 10911 times)

bigbobs · « **on:** September 04, 2009, 12:10:47 AM »

Let's have a celebration for Sherief. Tomorrow will mark his 365th day as a Getbig member. For one year Sherief has blessed us with posts full of intelligence, humour and wit and he has also shared many interesting pictures and comparisons and a very unbiased opinion on Nasser and his competitors.

I speak on behalf of all of Getbig when I say "Thank you Sherief!" for being with us for one whole year and we wish for you to stay for many years to come!

This is truely a one year anniversary for all getbiggers to celebrate.

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:13:31 AM »

haha, you're so funny Bober!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:25:53 AM »

Hi Sharma!

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:28:28 AM »

Someone should start a thread to take bets on how long Bober's marriage lasts

I've got a 50 on 18 months. She'll want to bail sooner, but she'll give it the old college try

bigbobs · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:41:55 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 04, 2009, 12:25:53 AM

Hi Sharma!

I'm not even close to being as witty or articulate to be mistaken for Sharma but thanks for the compliment!

Now let's put aside our opinion on Nasser and celebrate the one-year anniversary of the getbig poster who is most knowledgeable on the sport.

BTW what are you doing up so late in TO?

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:44:40 AM »

I have put aside all thoughts of Nasser. I'm now taking wagers on whether you and your bride-to-be will have a second anniversary

Let's be realistic here

Less than a 50% success rate to begin with
Then throw in the fact that you're Pakistani and she's not
Then you have a Pakistani family
Then you're obsessed with Nasser

18 mos. is pretty generous

bigbobs · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:47:21 AM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on September 04, 2009, 12:44:40 AM

I have put aside all thoughts of Nasser. I'm now taking wagers on whether you and your bride-to-be will have a second anniversary

Let's be realistic here

Less than a 50% success rate to begin with
Then throw in the fact that you're Pakistani and she's not
Then you have a Pakistani family
Then you're obsessed with Nasser

18 mos. is pretty generous

That's 1.5 times how long Sherief Shalaby has been posting here

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:48:51 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on September 04, 2009, 12:47:21 AM

That's 1.5 times how long Sherief Shalaby has been posting here

Not bad, right? How long do you give it?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:57:36 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on September 04, 2009, 12:41:55 AM

I'm not even close to being as witty or articulate to be mistaken for Sharma but thanks for the compliment!

Now let's put aside our opinion on Nasser and celebrate the one-year anniversary of the getbig poster who is most knowledgeable on the sport.

BTW what are you doing up so late in TO?

Oh. Man. Just up late. Looking for a deal on soiled thongs. Can you help a brother out?

bigbobs · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:57:45 AM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on September 04, 2009, 12:48:51 AM

Not bad, right? How long do you give it?

It will last about as long as it takes you to find a girl - i.e. eternity

mossel · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:02:47 AM »

boycott

bigbobs · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:03:45 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 04, 2009, 12:57:36 AM

Oh. Man. Just up late. Looking for a deal on soiled thongs. Can you help a brother out?

Hmmmm.....Mercedes Khani has some on auction: http://www.abibids.com/profile.php?user_id=3597

mossel · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:06:25 AM »

... that's a woman... didn't know nasserites were in to those...

dr.chimps · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:06:47 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on September 04, 2009, 12:57:45 AM

It will last about as long as it takes you to find a girl - i.e. eternity

Ouch. My lady will not like that. Let's go back to Motown to get get some goodness:

bigbobs · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:09:17 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 04, 2009, 01:06:47 AM

Ouch. My lady will not like that. Let's go back to Motown to get get some goodness:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-0upHlWfQ4[youtube]

Epic underslept inability to properly insert a youtube vid

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:09:37 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on September 04, 2009, 12:57:45 AM

It will last about as long as it takes you to find a girl - i.e. eternity

Now, now, don't get upset and lash out, bober. you're a numbers guy. do the math. 18 mos. is generous. You'll plead with her to give it another go because you won't want to lose face in front of all your sceptical relatives. She might give in for a bit. 20 mos?

bigbobs · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:12:16 AM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on September 04, 2009, 01:09:37 AM

Now, now, don't get upset and lash out, bober. you're a numbers guy. do the math. 18 mos. is generous. You'll plead with her to give it another go because you won't want to lose face in front of all your sceptical relatives. She might give in for a bit. 20 mos?

lol I have nothing to be "upset" about

On the contrary I'm a very happy man.

You're totally off though if you really think the religion/culture difference will be an issue. We're both very tolerant people, as showin in this pic

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:13:26 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on September 04, 2009, 01:12:16 AM

lol I have nothing to be "upset" about On the contrary I'm a very happy man.

You're totally off though if you really think the religion/culture difference will be an issue. We're both very tolerant people, as showin in this pic

It starts out like that with everyone. Being married to a Pakistani Muslim and posing for photos with one are two different things though

mossel · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:14:25 AM »

wolf wins

dr.chimps · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:21:47 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on September 04, 2009, 01:09:17 AM

Epic underslept inability to properly insert a youtube vid

Enjoy, bobs.

matzi? go fuck yourself!

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #20 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:34:07 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on September 04, 2009, 01:12:16 AM

lol I have nothing to be "upset" about On the contrary I'm a very happy man.

You're totally off though if you really think the religion/culture difference will be an issue. We're both very tolerant people, as showin in this pic

Hahaha, yes, nothing shouts tolerance as much as two people together on a photo!

kiwiol · « **Reply #21 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:42:52 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 04, 2009, 01:21:47 AM

Enjoy, bobs.

matzi? go fuck yourself!

Statistically speaking, Matt would have a 2.18% better chance of landing a lower level management job over Hendrix, due to his above-average intelligence, racial profile and communication skills.

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #22 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:45:49 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 04, 2009, 01:42:52 AM

Statistically speaking, Matt would have a 2.18% better chance of landing a lower level management job over Hendrix, due to his above-average intelligence, racial profile and communication skills.

As someone who looks vaguely South Asian but lives in a non-S. Asian country, do you have an opinion on the duration of Bober's wedded bliss?

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:48:10 AM »

Matt C · « **Reply #24 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:51:08 AM »

I would like onachokerack and mahmood to post here!