Author Topic: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay (Read 16344 times)

Tapeworm · « **Reply #25 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:53:59 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 08:39:52 AM

even if i sold all my stuff, i wouldn't have enough

i need at least 6k before i move.....thankfully my dad is loaded and has neglected me for most of my life- hopefully "guilt" will set in and he will hook a n1gga up

How is $6,000 the magic number? You'd get out there for under $300 by air. I bet you could do it right now, you big emo.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #26 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:04:34 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on September 13, 2009, 08:53:59 AM

How is $6,000 the magic number? You'd get out there for under $300 by air. I bet you could do it right now, you big emo.

i figure it would be enough for me to not only move but to put down for a couple months of rent in advance. Plus, i would have alittle extra in case i'm not getting as much work as I thought i would be getting.

It's more of a "better safe than sorry" way of thinking

Fury · « **Reply #27 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:09:41 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 08:07:35 AM

I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office

I LOL'd when i found this out

their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals

bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently

then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"

A few pics was all it took for Getbig to determine that you were gay. I reckon that spending more than 60 seconds around you in real life would lead to the same conclusion.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #28 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:15:37 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on September 13, 2009, 09:09:41 AM

A few pics was all it took for Getbig to determine that you were gay. I reckon that spending more than 60 seconds around you in real life would lead to the same conclusion.

dude, i'm as straight as hugh jackman and vin diesel

......actually, those were bad choices

D_1000 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:48:07 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 08:45:54 AM

is that what you think my dad looks like?

You need to learn to recognize your fellow gays better. Even though this one is dead.

wavelength · « **Reply #30 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:59:10 AM »

Quote from: Mars on September 13, 2009, 08:45:14 AM

it was only a rumor

johnnynoname · « **Reply #31 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:02:25 AM »

Quote from: D_1000 on September 13, 2009, 10:48:07 AM

You need to learn to recognize your fellow gays better. Even though this one is dead.

bobby valentine is dead?!

wavelength · « **Reply #32 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:05:53 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 11:02:25 AM

bobby valentine is dead?!

It's Jörg Haider, leader of the right-wing party in Austria. He's dead now.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #33 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:11:49 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on September 13, 2009, 11:05:53 AM

It's Jörg Haider, leader of the right-wing party in Austria. He's dead now.

oh

btw, bobby valentine was the manager for the new york mets and per the great artie lange anyone who was a met is gay

i thought you would appreciate that one

divcom · « **Reply #34 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:14:10 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 09:15:37 AM

dude, i'm as straight as hugh jackman and vin diesel

......actually, those were bad choices

here's a better one:

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:15:17 AM »

"WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON"

johnnynoname · « **Reply #36 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:17:04 AM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on September 13, 2009, 11:15:17 AM

"WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON"

wavelength · « **Reply #37 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:17:10 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 11:11:49 AM

per the great artie lange anyone who was a met is gay

ironneck · « **Reply #38 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:18:01 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 11:11:49 AM

oh

btw, bobby valentine was the manager for the new york mets and per the great artie lange anyone who was a met is gay

i thought you would appreciate that one

isn't bobby valentine an rnb singer?

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:18:35 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on September 13, 2009, 11:18:01 AM

isn't bobby valentine an rnb singer?

BOBBY BROWN

johnnynoname · « **Reply #40 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:18:39 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on September 13, 2009, 11:18:01 AM

isn't bobby valentine an rnb singer?

i think you're thinking of bobby valentino

ironneck · « **Reply #41 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:27:17 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on September 13, 2009, 11:18:39 AM

i think you're thinking of bobby valentino

ah yes

slooow down i just wanna get to know you
but don't turn aroung cause that pretty little thing looks good to me

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #42 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:00:35 PM »

JNN, is it Au Bar or Oh Bar. never been just heard it mentioned

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #43 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:03:12 PM »

You are only GAY if you think you are quote from Chick

Rami · « **Reply #44 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:08:42 PM »

maybe posing nude and then posting the pics in various forums have something to do with that

drkaje · « **Reply #45 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:11:15 PM »

Quote from: ironneck on September 13, 2009, 08:22:44 AM

Says it all.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #46 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:26:19 PM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on September 13, 2009, 08:15:56 AM

OUTED

He admits he's gay......he's not all of the sudden "outed". Try to keep up.

ironneck · « **Reply #47 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:28:18 PM »

haha i watched this boondocks scene like 20 times today

hahah omg can't stop laughing

ewwww niggaah you gay haha

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #48 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:29:53 PM »

Hey, I've been watching football all weekend, but one of my favorite movies has been on (The Devil wares Prada) has been on, so between plays I watch that. Doesn't mean I'm gay. JNN on the other hand...........

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #49 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:45:17 PM »

Quote from: JME on September 13, 2009, 12:29:53 PM

Hey, I've been watching football all weekend, but one of my favorite movies has been on (The Devil wares Prada) has been on, so between plays I watch that. Doesn't mean I'm gay. JNN on the other hand...........

i'd like to go clothes shopping with you sometime and treat you to lunch at say The Ritz or similar.