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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #100 on: September 14, 2009, 04:41:02 AM »
I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office

I LOL'd when i found this out

their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals

bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently

then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"

no offence, but your taking th emetrosexuality a tad too far. your style DOES suggest your gay, you kinda look like Bruno with the hair and the stuff  you wear (or lack of)...either way, fuck them for discussing your sexuality behind your back

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #101 on: September 14, 2009, 04:47:55 AM »
JNN, you're a good guy and the wittiest person on this board so I take particular umbrage when people call you an emo. You're just a very introspective, evolved and sensitive person. And if you ever get really down and want some emo-tional support I'll be right over and we can cut ourselves together.

the funniest thing is that i'm not even "emo"
my hair,on the other hand, is very emo- i used to think my scalp was sweating-it was really crying

no offence, but your taking th emetrosexuality a tad too far. your style DOES suggest your gay, you kinda look like Bruno with the hair and the stuff  you wear (or lack of)...either way, fuck them for discussing your sexuality behind your back

i know but that is who i am

did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)

I also wrestled all through high school and college (/just killed my butch-ness)

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #102 on: September 14, 2009, 04:51:34 AM »
lets paypal JNN to help him out..

seriously

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #103 on: September 14, 2009, 05:04:48 AM »
the funniest thing is that i'm not even "emo"
my hair,on the other hand, is very emo- i used to think my scalp was sweating-it was really crying

i know but that is who i am

did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)

I also wrestled all through high school and college (/just killed my butch-ness)
now u tell us    lol

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2009, 05:14:13 AM »
lets paypal JNN to help him out..

seriously

what will i buy?

hair clippers?
Levi's?
some shirts from Hollister or Ambercrombie and Fitch?

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #105 on: September 14, 2009, 05:23:17 AM »
what will i buy?

hair clippers?
Levi's?
some shirts from Hollister or Ambercrombie and Fitch?
nah advance rent money.

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #106 on: September 14, 2009, 05:25:17 AM »
nah advance rent money.

Southwest has direct or indirect flights from Albany to Las Vegas daily JNN

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #107 on: September 14, 2009, 05:41:58 AM »
JNN is a cool dude.
I just wish that he'd assault some fat lady at the gym or something.
Let em have it brah.
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #108 on: September 14, 2009, 06:08:32 AM »
I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office

I LOL'd when i found this out

their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals

bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently

then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"


In these days of changing ways
so called liberated days
a story comes to mind of a friend of mine

Georgie boy was gay I guess
nothin' more or nothin' less
the kindest guy I ever knew



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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #109 on: September 14, 2009, 01:14:52 PM »
Southwest has direct or indirect flights from Albany to Las Vegas daily JNN

hmmm
honestly, i'm thinking everyday more that the move will happen sooner and sooner

at this point, i don't care if i break my lease here

staying in albany is costing me money and pussy

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #110 on: September 14, 2009, 01:20:47 PM »
What's a guantlet (around the wrist)?
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #111 on: September 14, 2009, 01:25:36 PM »
What's a guantlet (around the wrist)?


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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #112 on: September 14, 2009, 01:28:19 PM »
Ahh gottcha...I wear those sometimes when I work or go out, but you wear that while working out at a gym with like sweat pants and stuff?
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #113 on: September 14, 2009, 01:29:15 PM »

did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)


did you sign with the Reds org? Rookie ball? I played college ball and a couple of years in an independent league in late 90's, 2000...I'm guessing you were a pitcher?

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #114 on: September 14, 2009, 01:38:55 PM »
did you sign with the Reds org? Rookie ball? I played college ball and a couple of years in an independent league in late 90's, 2000...I'm guessing you were a pitcher?

the coach of my college team was a former Red ( I would name him but i don't want to "name drop"...it wouldn't matter anyway cuz he wasn't a huge name) and he still had contacts in the organization.  I forgot where the single A club was at the time. 

I just didn't care to do it though cuz i was living in NYC and just having a good time living in the city at the time

I was a centerfielder actually

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #115 on: September 14, 2009, 01:57:02 PM »


did i ever fail to mention that i was very close to playing single A ball for the Reds? (/trying to support my butch-ness)


That explains the slg % comment.

Hit the sports boards and talk baseball.  It's a good group, but very football heavy.  Need more baseball people.
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #116 on: September 14, 2009, 02:07:51 PM »
That explains the slg % comment.

Hit the sports boards and talk baseball.  It's a good group, but very football heavy.  Need more baseball people.
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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #117 on: September 14, 2009, 02:09:05 PM »
hmmm
honestly, i'm thinking everyday more that the move will happen sooner and sooner

at this point, i don't care if i break my lease here

staying in albany is costing me money and pussy
btw, loss of job is cause to quit lease

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #118 on: September 14, 2009, 02:22:30 PM »
JNN,

the thought of you being straight has never once crossed my mind

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #119 on: September 14, 2009, 02:31:37 PM »
.|. ;)

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #120 on: September 14, 2009, 02:33:14 PM »
the coach of my college team was a former Red ( I would name him but i don't want to "name drop"...it wouldn't matter anyway cuz he wasn't a huge name) and he still had contacts in the organization.  I forgot where the single A club was at the time. 

I just didn't care to do it though cuz i was living in NYC and just having a good time living in the city at the time

I was a centerfielder actually

Oh bullshit....everybody knows you are a catcher.  ::)

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #121 on: September 14, 2009, 02:36:59 PM »
oh, sorry. i should have put Coach...my bad. isnt hannity on? shouldnt you be going to bed early so you can throw rocks at poor people or something?

Who is this "coach" person?

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #122 on: September 14, 2009, 04:10:29 PM »
btw, loss of job is cause to quit lease

is it really?

JNN,

the thought of you being straight has never once crossed my mind

it's weird isn't it that i actually have sex with girls
when we kiss, we both have to worry about our make up smearing

Oh bullshit....everybody knows you are a catcher.  ::)

believe it or not but I caught in babe ruth....do what you will with that one ;D


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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #123 on: September 14, 2009, 04:11:39 PM »
btw, i apologize for "arvilla-ing" this thread

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Re: people at my (legit) job think i'm gay
« Reply #124 on: September 14, 2009, 04:17:15 PM »
is it really?

it's weird isn't it that i actually have sex with girls
when we kiss, we both have to worry about our make up smearing

believe it or not but I caught in babe ruth....do what you will with that one ;D


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