Author Topic: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping..... (Read 2212 times)

Man of Steel · « **on:** September 19, 2009, 06:15:38 AM »

....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:16:28 AM »

tubesgalore.com

you'll thank me later

Man of Steel · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:18:37 AM »

There better be hot ladies at that site.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:19:17 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 06:18:37 AM

There better be hot ladies at that site.

it's a good site

TestDummy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:20:02 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 06:15:38 AM

....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?

Thats funny.... First thing I do when I get to work is log onto GetBig!!!!

webcake · « **Reply #5 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:20:09 AM »

Nothing. Olympia is right around the corner, and your sphincter is tingling with anticipation. Perfectly normal.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:46:29 AM »

first thing i do in the morning is go to imagefap and look for voyeur upskirt pics and teen party pics even mature pics then if im bored its ususally butt shaking videos on dailymotion or interracial porn on free sites

Howard · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:53:27 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 06:15:38 AM

....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?

You are funny as hell MOS.
Look buddy, at least your gf left the house and you decided to be on here. My wife is downstairs in the bedroom and I could be hittin' it right now. But oh no, I am up here talking about large men in thongs hehehe.

Howard · « **Reply #8 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:54:38 AM »

Quote from: webcke on September 19, 2009, 06:20:09 AM

Nothing. Olympia is right around the corner, and your sphincter is tingling with anticipation. Perfectly normal.

LMFAO, I actually spit out my diet coke when I read this.
The "sphincter tingling" crack was too damn funny.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:55:07 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on September 19, 2009, 06:46:29 AM

first thing i do in the morning is go to imagefap and look for voyeur upskirt pics and teen party pics even mature pics then if im bored its ususally butt shaking videos on dailymotion or interracial porn on free sites

great minds think a like

BayGBM · « **Reply #10 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:55:54 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 06:15:38 AM

....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?

It's ok. You are among friends.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:58:54 AM »

Too late to recover... eggs and oatmeal shall be your demise...

Pecs · « **Reply #12 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:00:43 AM »

Something just don't feel right if I don't log into getbig.com at least once a day. Discussing about musclemen is part of my routine......

Tapeworm · « **Reply #13 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:01:49 AM »

OMG SHE DOESN'T KNOW!!!!

Don't forget to erase your browsing history. Don't wanna get outed now on the verge of Thongathon '09.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #14 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:18:34 AM »

Just got out my drill.....gonna fix some shit like a man.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #15 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:20:18 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 07:18:34 AM

Just got out my drill.....gonna fix some shit like a man.

Drills are only good for making holes in shit dude. Could make things worse.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #16 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:29:04 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on September 19, 2009, 07:20:18 AM

Drills are only good for making holes in shit dude. Could make things worse.

Fvck that. I'm a man....men don't make mistakes.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:33:01 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 07:29:04 AM

Fvck that. I'm a man....men don't make mistakes.

The can do spirit that built Home Depot!

What's the day's job? Trust me. I'm a professional.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #18 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:36:35 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on September 19, 2009, 07:33:01 AM

The can do spirit that built Home Depot!

What's the day's job? Trust me. I'm a professional.

I work in analytics, but I've owned this drill for about 8 years and it's powered by a 7.2 volt battery....that means every 6-9 months I have 20 minutes of solid drilling time.

I think I've proven my point.

spinnis · « **Reply #19 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:37:03 AM »

http://www.newsfilter.org/video/56065/Gorgeous_amateur_teen_does_a_little_ass_to_mouth/

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:50:24 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 07:36:35 AM

I work in analytics, but I've owned this drill for about 8 years and it's powered by a 7.2 volt battery....that means every 6-9 months I have 20 minutes of solid drilling time.

I think I've proven my point.

For every dollar the wife spends, you spend one on a makita or a festool. You'll be broke, and probably divorced, but your dick will be bigger.

Lithium ion ftw!

webcake · « **Reply #21 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:52:42 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2009, 07:36:35 AM

I work in analytics, but I've owned this drill for about 8 years and it's powered by a 7.2 volt battery....that means every 6-9 months I have 20 minutes of solid drilling time.

I think I've proven my point.

*giggles*

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:56:30 AM »

Quote from: webcke on September 19, 2009, 07:52:42 AM

*giggles*

Ya ever serve any time, Web?

webcake · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:57:22 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on September 19, 2009, 07:56:30 AM

Ya ever serve any time, Web?

No, i am a good boy.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2009, 08:00:40 AM »

Quote from: webcke on September 19, 2009, 07:57:22 AM

No, i am a good boy.

Not down at the X getting catabolic tonight. Good lad.

Author Topic: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping..... (Read 2212 times)

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