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....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?

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Re: So the wife just let with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 06:16:28 AM »
tubesgalore.com

you'll thank me later

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 06:18:37 AM »
There better be hot ladies at that site.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 06:19:17 AM »
There better be hot ladies at that site.

it's a good site ;)

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 06:20:02 AM »
....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?

Thats funny.... First thing I do when I get to work is log onto GetBig!!!!

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 06:20:09 AM »
Nothing. Olympia is right around the corner, and your sphincter is tingling with anticipation. Perfectly normal.
No doubt about it...

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 06:46:29 AM »
first thing i do in the morning is go to imagefap and look for voyeur upskirt pics and teen party pics even mature pics then if im bored its ususally butt shaking videos on dailymotion or interracial porn on free sites  ;D
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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 06:53:27 AM »
....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?
You are funny as hell MOS.
Look buddy, at least your gf left the house and you decided to be on here. My wife is downstairs in the bedroom and I could be hittin' it right now. But oh no, I am up here talking about large men in thongs hehehe.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 06:54:38 AM »
Nothing. Olympia is right around the corner, and your sphincter is tingling with anticipation. Perfectly normal.
LMFAO, I actually spit out my diet coke when I read this.
The "sphincter tingling" crack was too damn funny.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 06:55:07 AM »
first thing i do in the morning is go to imagefap and look for voyeur upskirt pics and teen party pics even mature pics then if im bored its ususally butt shaking videos on dailymotion or interracial porn on free sites  ;D
great minds think a like

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 06:55:54 AM »
....and like any other heterosexual man I'm cooking up an egg white omelet and a bowl of oatmeal and settling in on Getbig to look at pics of pantied muscle-behemoths with the rest of you bulge-hungry homosexers.

WTF is wrong with me?

It's ok.  You are among friends.  ;D

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 06:58:54 AM »
Too late to recover... eggs and oatmeal shall be your demise...
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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2009, 07:00:43 AM »
Something just don't feel right if I don't log into getbig.com at least once a day. Discussing about musclemen is part of my routine...... ;)

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2009, 07:01:49 AM »
OMG SHE DOESN'T KNOW!!!!

Don't forget to erase your browsing history.  Don't wanna get outed now on the verge of Thongathon '09.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2009, 07:18:34 AM »
Just got out my drill.....gonna fix some shit like a man.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2009, 07:20:18 AM »
Just got out my drill.....gonna fix some shit like a man.

Drills are only good for making holes in shit dude.  Could make things worse.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2009, 07:29:04 AM »
Drills are only good for making holes in shit dude.  Could make things worse.

Fvck that.  I'm a man....men don't make mistakes.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2009, 07:33:01 AM »
Fvck that.  I'm a man....men don't make mistakes.

The can do spirit that built Home Depot!

What's the day's job?  Trust me.  I'm a professional.

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2009, 07:36:35 AM »
The can do spirit that built Home Depot!

What's the day's job?  Trust me.  I'm a professional.

I work in analytics, but I've owned this drill for about 8 years and it's powered by a 7.2 volt battery....that means every 6-9 months I have 20 minutes of solid drilling time.

I think I've proven my point.


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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2009, 07:50:24 AM »
I work in analytics, but I've owned this drill for about 8 years and it's powered by a 7.2 volt battery....that means every 6-9 months I have 20 minutes of solid drilling time.

I think I've proven my point.

For every dollar the wife spends, you spend one on a makita or a festool.  You'll be broke, and probably divorced, but your dick will be bigger.

Lithium ion ftw!

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2009, 07:52:42 AM »
I work in analytics, but I've owned this drill for about 8 years and it's powered by a 7.2 volt battery....that means every 6-9 months I have 20 minutes of solid drilling time.

I think I've proven my point.

*giggles*
No doubt about it...

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2009, 07:56:30 AM »
*giggles*

Ya ever serve any time, Web?

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2009, 07:57:22 AM »
Ya ever serve any time, Web?

No, i am a good boy.
No doubt about it...

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Re: So the wife just left with the girlfriends for breakfast and shopping.....
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2009, 08:00:40 AM »
No, i am a good boy.

Not down at the X getting catabolic tonight.  Good lad.