Mike is certified Getbig-approved, having met the following criteria:
1. Not homosexual, but willing to pose gay.
2. Not pro material, but willing to admit it.
3. Not natural, but willing to talk about it.
4. Not squatting, but willing to leg press.
5. Not a millionaire, but enjoying life like one.
6. Not particularly funny, but willing to be the butt of jokes without meltdowns.
Mike, hilarious montage. I really love the photo of you and Laura at 0:58 against the wall (no hetero). Blow that one up for the new house!
Talk soon,
J