The 6 top bb's to get called before congress...

[lax]

Just like baseball's Canseco(admitted everything), McGwire(Denied), Sosa(forgot english), Schilling (stand-up guy), Clemens (you know his deal), and Palmiero the finger-pointer.

Who would be the 'big 6' in bb and how would they react to roid questions?

[Playboy]

Nothin' but a witch hunt. If your country is wasting valuble tax dollars looking into something as mornic as AAS wih bigger problems of higher importance, then that says alot about America and its priorities. Maybe they should ban alcohol, ciggerettes and over the counter meds as these seem to be the #1 killers around that no one seems to pay attention to.

[lax]

Nothin' but a witch hunt. If your country is wasting valuble tax dollars looking into something as mornic as AAS wih bigger problems of higher importance, then that says alot about America and its priorities. Maybe they should ban alcohol, ciggerettes and over the counter meds as these seem to be the #1 killers around that no one seems to pay attention to.

Don't worry, we won't let you in here
We'd rather 'waste' tax dollars then send them to your miserable, despotic 'country'

[dr.chimps]

Don't worry, we won't let you in here
We'd rather 'waste' tax dollars then send them to your miserable, despotic 'country'

LOL @ despotic. You need to get your demagoguery on the radio, Moose. Give Rush a run for his money.   

[lax]

LOL @ despotic. You need to get your demagoguery on the radio, Moose. Give Rush a run for his money.   

Rush
Beck
Hannity
Levin

 

I knew I'd bring you out with that, chimpo

[dr.chimps]

Rush
Beck
Hannity
Levin

 

I knew I'd bring you out with that, chimpo

Oh, and you need a book tie-in, these days. 'What's wrong with America,' or some such title. Put an abortion clinic protest rally on the cover. Should do well.

[affeman]

Who would be the 'big 6' in bb and how would they react to roid questions?

[lax]

Oh, and you need a book tie-in, these days. 'What's wrong with America,' or some such title. Put an abortion clinic protest rally on the cover. Should do well.

Yes
we are very, very bad here
we should all commit mass hari-kari

Book should be more like, 'The Solution'

[dr.chimps]

LOL. Oh Brother.

[lax]

LOL. Oh Brother.

sadly
I haven't audio on this computer

[240 is Back]

Ronnie: "Light weight, Missa Congressman!  I was a cup, I ain' never use steroids...  I don't know where y'all get dese ideas... 

Jay:  "I mean, I don't see what the big deal is.  I work hahd."

Branch:  (Shaking his head) "Pussies..."

Dex:  "Man...  You seen my pad?  You know how easy this is fa me?" 

Kai:  "Hmmmmmm...  Kaiiiiii Greeeeeeene ain't feelin' thissss..." 

Rockel:  (Deer in headlights look)  "Uhhhhh....  (Long pause) Ummmm..."

Chick:  "See, you guys all wanna say this - but mean that!  It's all right there.  I don't see what you don't see.  It's as clear as can be, atleast ot me.  I mean, how did you raise your campaign funds?  I mean if were askin' questions...  And you can't say what is or isn't or who is or isn't involved.  There's a lot of factors at play.  I could tell you to talk to this person, that person- but in the end, it's up to you. You have to make your own judgments.  But that's not what were here to discuss, is it?"   

hahaha!  Let's hear some more

[The Showstoppa]

Chick:  "See, you guys all wanna say this - but mean that!  It's all right there.  I don't see what you don't see.  It's as clear as can be, atleast to me.  I mean, how did you raise your campaign funds?  I mean if were askin' questions...  And you can't say what is or isn't or who is or isn't involved.  There's a lot of factors at play.  I could tell you to talk to this person, that person- but in the end, it's up to you. You have to make your own judgments.  But that's not what were here to discuss, is it?" It's only gay if you want it to be. 
 

Fixed.... classic.

[TrueGrit]

 The congressmen would go easy on the musclemen because they would be getting private posing sessions in their luxury hotel rooms.

[lax]

Katz: "where's my t-shirt"? (sorry)

Kai would simply fling grapefruits at the panelists...

[240 is Back]

priest.  ray.  Dillet.  Wheeler.   

how would they handle congress?

[TrueGrit]

Kai would simply fling grapefruits at the panelists...

Kai would not even be given a seat in front of the panel..he'd be swinging on a tire suspended from a rope..

[lax]

Cormier: No response due to being on cell phone, "baby boo..."

[TrueGrit]

Wolfe would insist he was top six and that he used to be a contender

Congress would tell him he was "off" and to get the hell out.

Wolfe exits stage left, mumbling "they don't call my name"..


Nasser will only appear if congress pay his airfare. He arrives late with soiled trunks for all after being detained by homeland security for many hours.

Congress are concerned that he can't look any of them in the eye and seems to have one eye on the ceiling ...they worry he is casing the joint for possible team Nasser terrorist attacks..

Bigbobs is attached to Nasser's arm with a chainlink collar.. he tells congress that they have achieved nothing compared to Nasser's amazing second place in a bikini contest..

[Tapeworm]

Ahnuld:  "Why ahm I here in da Cungress??!  I should be back in Califownyia!  Dey need me!  Dere ahre fires und debts!  If I am not back soon it will all disuhppear!!"

Franco:  "I am . . . how do you say?  Friends of Arnold?"  

Zane/Platz (either):  "Because . . . there's more.  In our being.  And we have to find it.  And then reach it.  And then once we find it and reach it, we can become it.  But we have to plan; we all have to be disciplined.  It's the only true way."

Ferrigno:  (Garbled) "If you want me to testify I need thirty dollars."  

Not bad, 58_7702ngmd. 

[Howard]

Ronnie: "Light weight, Missa Congressman!  I was a cup, I ain' never use steroids...  I don't know where y'all get dese ideas..."

Jay:  "I mean, I don't see what the big deal is.  I work hahd."

Branch:  (Shaking his head) "Pussies..."

Dex:  "Man...  You seen my pad?  You know how easy this is fa me?"  

Kai:  "Hmmmmmm...  Kaiiiiii Greeeeeeene ain't feelin' thissss..."  

Rockel:  (Deer in headlights look)  "Uhhhhh....  (Long pause) Ummmm..."

Chick:  "See, you guys all wanna say this - but mean that!  It's all right there.  I don't see what you don't see.  It's as clear as can be, atleast to me.  I mean, how did you raise your campaign funds?  I mean if were askin' questions...  And you can't say what is or isn't or who is or isn't involved.  There's a lot of factors at play.  I could tell you to talk to this person, that person- but in the end, it's up to you. You have to make your own judgments.  But that's not what were here to discuss, is it?"  

That is too damn funny. I like the other ones ( other posts as well) . Let me add this:
Bodybuilders in congress;

Yates ,
" Let me show you my video ;it wasn't roids' but Blood and Guts , that made me Mr Olympia."

Dexter,
" Me use steroids? C'mon dog, I only use Hydroxycut ?"

Branch,
" You can shut the "F"  up or get beat with my workout chain. You keep buggin' me I am going to hunt and gut y'all like a wild bore"

Iris Kyle Ms Olympia,
  " Hey there Sen Milktoast,( winks) ya wanna wrestle?"

Muscletech rep;
" So sen. , you would agree that HALO activator is 445% more effective than any steroid, right?

[Howard]

Katz: "where's my t-shirt"? (sorry)

Kai would simply fling grapefruits at the panelists...

LOL, good ones.
I think Kai would most likely do an instructive demo with varous citrus instead of flinging it, but ya never know.

[lax]

LOL, good ones.
I think Kai would most likely do an instructive demo with varous citrus instead of flinging it, but ya never know.

Yes
why would he ever waste a perfectly good grapefruit?

[The Showstoppa]

Tom Prince:  "Congressmen Frank, don't I know you from somewhere?  Oh yeah, this time please remain behind the line."

[mass 04]

Tom Prince:  "Congressmen Frank, don't I know you from somewhere?  Oh yeah, this time please remain behind the line."

Is a paper bag appropriate dress on Capitol Hill?

[The Showstoppa]

Is a paper bag appropriate dress on Capitol Hill?

Depends on the stall, er I mean, table you are occupying I suppose....