Ronnie: "Light weight, Missa Congressman!  I was a cup, I ain' never use steroids...  I don't know where y'all get dese ideas..."
Jay:  "I mean, I don't see what the big deal is.  I work hahd."
Branch:  (Shaking his head) "Pussies..."
Dex:  "Man...  You seen my pad?  You know how easy this is fa me?"  
Kai:  "Hmmmmmm...  Kaiiiiii Greeeeeeene ain't feelin' thissss..."  
Rockel:  (Deer in headlights look)  "Uhhhhh....  (Long pause) Ummmm..."
Chick:  "See, you guys all wanna say this - but mean that!  It's all right there.  I don't see what you don't see.  It's as clear as can be, atleast to me.  I mean, how did you raise your campaign funds?  I mean if were askin' questions...  And you can't say what is or isn't or who is or isn't involved.  There's a lot of factors at play.  I could tell you to talk to this person, that person- but in the end, it's up to you. You have to make your own judgments.  But that's not what were here to discuss, is it?"   
That is too damn funny. I like the other ones ( other posts as well) . Let me add this:
Bodybuilders in congress;
Yates , 
" Let me show you my video ;it wasn't roids' but Blood and Guts , that made me Mr Olympia." 
Dexter,
" Me use steroids? C'mon dog, I only use Hydroxycut ?"
Branch,
" You can shut the "F"  up or get beat with my workout chain. You keep buggin' me I am going to hunt and gut y'all like a wild bore"
Iris Kyle Ms Olympia,
  " Hey there Sen Milktoast,( winks) ya wanna wrestle?"
Muscletech rep;
" So sen. , you would agree that HALO activator is 445% more effective than any steroid, right?