Damn Coons

[rccs]

This is so fucking hilarious!!!!

[The Showstoppa]

This is so fucking hilarious!!!!

That was great!  What is funny is that near the end he mentions that unlike humans, monkeys prefer leaders who are drinkers.  I think that the phenomenon of humans not preferrring drinkers is a relatively new one.  Many of the great leaders in the past were hard drinkers, and it was a sign of being a man to be able to handle your booze. 

[Mars]

hahaha

[CalvinH]

Spilled my garbage, made a mess and probably have rabies---little buggers, but they are pretty cute.

Hahaha,oh brother,you call those things legs
better hit the squat rack!

[240 is Back]

I had a racoon that kept getting into my garbage,  I shot him. 

what caliber did you use?

[dov]

what can it do?

I saw one steal a car

[emn1964]

I had one that kep disassembling all of my landscape lighting.  Didn't chew on them, just took the light fixtures apart.

[Option D]

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what the hell?

[Princess L]

Haha they are very cute indeed. I wonder if they can be tamed enough to be a pet. Do you know anyone who has tried?

Growing up I had girlfriends who had them.  They were cute when they were babies, but when they got older they got very wild and mean.  Their nails were very long and scratched the heck out of everything.

A couple of years ago I was taking care of a friends property while he was gone.  I went to lock up the chicken coop and there was one in there eating a chicken.   He seemed fearless, just looking at me with blood all over his face.  He wasn't so cute 

[Tonkin]

ROFFFFFFL

They actually have music what is so laughable in this country xD.

[Princess L]

hahaha

 

[LatsMcGee]

what caliber did you use?

I used a 9MM, it got the job done that day.