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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2009, 12:20:19 PM »
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You awaken sitting in something like a dentist's chair.  Trying to move, you realize you are still subdued.  Another creature is now standing before you.  He looks different than the others.  He is obviously in charge.  He looks like some kind of lizard or reptile:  long, narrow green face and creepy eyes.  He is wearing a white oxford shirt with blue pinstripes, a blue and gray regimented tie, pleated navy blue dress pants, and wing tipped shoes.  You look at his green, scaly hands and see that they are webbed.  His mouth doesn't move but you hear his voice!  "Don't worry, I am transmitting messages to you in Earth English, and you are receiving them.  You may think back in response," he begins in a British accent.
   "Okay", you respond.
 "We are in the midst of a war with the Maginis. My group has been commissioned with the task of gathering superior DNA so that we may create Super Aliens capable of mass destruction and, more importantly, able to withstand extreme punishment, including atomic radiation," the Reptilian continues, "Our search led us to one Mr. Branch Warren of the planet Earth.  As fate has it, you have come along for the ride.  Have no fear, you will not be harmed.  We merely need Mr. Warren to mate with a selection of our female breed, and the two of you will be returned to the abduction site.  At the current moment, your friend Mr. Warren has been put out to stud in one of the spacecraft's labs."
     "Oh," you reply.
     "Incidentally, we took a sample of your semen and, unfortunately, found your sperm to be quite lacking.  May we advise you to refrain from having children?  No matter.  We have we want:  A new generation of Branch Warren/Alien Hybrids.  A generation of a New Cosmic Race which will rule the Universe!"
     "What about Jehovah?", you ask.  
     The Reptile Commander smirks  "Finally, after all eternity, we shall supplant Jehovah...And then...it is all ours!  Space will belong to us!!"

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)!
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2009, 12:27:58 PM »
Love it  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)!
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2009, 01:08:02 PM »

An Epic cosmic thread started by a homosexual Jehovas Witness, with a severe Branch Warren fetish, and a deep insight to the dark and sundry world of the MOG-subculture.... I didnt think GETBIG could be any stranger... :D

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)!
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2009, 01:28:04 PM »
An Epic cosmic thread started by a homosexual Jehovas Witness, with a severe Branch Warren fetish, and a deep insight to the dark and sundry world of the MOG-subculture.... I didnt think GETBIG could be any stranger... :D

is jewhit really a jahovo witness?
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)!
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2009, 01:58:41 PM »
is jewhit really a jahovo witness?

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)!
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2009, 04:14:20 PM »
Amazing update! Why do all aliens have to have Brit accents?
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2009, 04:16:59 PM »
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You awaken sitting in something like a dentist's chair.  Trying to move, you realize you are still subdued.  Another creature is now standing before you.  He looks different than the others.  He is obviously in charge.  He looks like some kind of lizard or reptile:  long, narrow green face and creepy eyes.  He is wearing a white oxford shirt with blue pinstripes, a blue and gray regimented tie, pleated navy blue dress pants, and wing tipped shoes.  You look at his green, scaly hands and see that they are webbed.  His mouth doesn't move but you hear his voice!  "Don't worry, I am transmitting messages to you in Earth English, and you are receiving them.  You may think back in response," he begins in a British accent.
   "Okay", you respond.
 "We are in the midst of a war with the Maginis. My group has been commissioned with the task of gathering superior DNA so that we may create Super Aliens capable of mass destruction and, more importantly, able to withstand extreme punishment, including atomic radiation," the Reptilian continues, "Our search led us to one Mr. Branch Warren of the planet Earth.  As fate has it, you have come along for the ride.  Have no fear, you will not be harmed.  We merely need Mr. Warren to mate with a selection of our female breed, and the two of you will be returned to the abduction site.  At the current moment, your friend Mr. Warren has been put out to stud in one of the spacecraft's labs."
     "Oh," you reply.
     "Incidentally, we took a sample of your semen and, unfortunately, found your sperm to be quite lacking.  May we advise you to refrain from having children?  No matter.  We have we want:  A new generation of Branch Warren/Alien Hybrids.  A generation of a New Cosmic Race which will rule the Universe!"
     "What about Jehovah?", you ask.  
     The Reptile Commander smirks  "Finally, after all eternity, we shall supplant Jehovah...And then...it is all ours!  Space will belong to us!!"

too much explanation, not enough action

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)!
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2009, 12:10:24 PM »
VI
The Reptilian Commander pushes a button and a wall rises, revealing behind a glass wall, a small arena.  "Now that your friend Branch has completed the mating process with ten of our alien species, it is time for some sport," he begins.  You look into the arena and see the seats are filled with Gray Aliens, like the one's who initially captured Branch and yourself.  An enormous creature emerges from beneath the seats and saunters to the center of the arena.  The creature is about seven feet tall, with the torso of a Mr. Olympia, the head of a lion, and the legs of a Gorilla.  He points his finger up at a Gray in the balcony and, to the delight of the crowd, shoots a pale green lazer beam blows the Gray's head off in a violent explosion.  Next, a door opens from the other side of the arena, and Branch Warren steps forward wearing a deep purple Karate uniform, which hugs every bulge of muscle in Branch's iron forged physique.  The belt is black.  Branch strides forward evenly.  "I didn't know Branch knew Karate," you observe.  "He doesn't," says The Commander, "But to make this tournament interesting, we have programmed his central nervous system with Tenth Degree Black Belt level capabilities.  Branch's newly acquired skills should last for about ninety nanometres, or seventy five earth minutes."  In the arena, the Lion Monster assumes a combat stance.  Branch measures the Monster up and down with the steely eyes of a master martial artist.
"You may recognize that morbid creature from The Book Of Revelations," says the Commander.  "His Destiny includes a visit to Earth, but not quite yet."  The Monster throws a mighty right at Branch, who blocks it with a chop of his left hand.  Branch then leg sweeps the Monster, who goes down with a crash!  Back on his feet in a flash, the Lionheaded Beast emits a mighty roar and drives his gorilla leg into Branch's midsection.  Branch is down.  The Monster bends over and grabs Branch, and in a fluid movement power presses the Mr. O Runner Up overhead.  He tosses Branch like a rag doll, and the bodybuilder lands flat on his back!








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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)!
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2009, 12:55:59 PM »
VI
The Reptilian Commander pushes a button and a wall rises, revealing behind a glass wall, a small arena.  "Now that your friend Branch has completed the mating process with ten of our alien species, it is time for some sport," he begins.  You look into the arena and see the seats are filled with Gray Aliens, like the one's who initially captured Branch and yourself.  An enormous creature emerges from beneath the seats and saunters to the center of the arena.  The creature is about seven feet tall, with the torso of a Mr. Olympia, the head of a lion, and the legs of a Gorilla.  He points his finger up at a Gray in the balcony and, to the delight of the crowd, shoots a pale green lazer beam blows the Gray's head off in a violent explosion.  Next, a door opens from the other side of the arena, and Branch Warren steps forward wearing a deep purple Karate uniform, which hugs every bulge of muscle in Branch's iron forged physique.  The belt is black.  Branch strides forward evenly.  "I didn't know Branch knew Karate," you observe.  "He doesn't," says The Commander, "But to make this tournament interesting, we have programmed his central nervous system with Tenth Degree Black Belt level capabilities.  Branch's newly acquired skills should last for about ninety nanometres, or seventy five earth minutes."  In the arena, the Lion Monster assumes a combat stance.  Branch measures the Monster up and down with the steely eyes of a master martial artist.
"You may recognize that morbid creature from The Book Of Revelations," says the Commander.  "His Destiny includes a visit to Earth, but not quite yet."  The Monster throws a mighty right at Branch, who blocks it with a chop of his left hand.  Branch then leg sweeps the Monster, who goes down with a crash!  Back on his feet in a flash, the Lionheaded Beast emits a mighty roar and drives his gorilla leg into Branch's midsection.  Branch is down.  The Monster bends over and grabs Branch, and in a fluid movement power presses the Mr. O Runner Up overhead.  He tosses Branch like a rag doll, and the bodybuilder lands flat on his back!

too much action, not enough explanation








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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VI
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2009, 12:56:10 PM »
LOL!!!!  Keep em coming.  I love this shit.
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VI
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2009, 01:23:13 PM »
This should be sticky defenitely!

I wonder if Branch read all of these. If he didnt its a huge loss for him.
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VI
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2009, 02:12:09 PM »
Eternal thread...  8)
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VI
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2009, 06:48:24 PM »
I love it. It's like a Flash Gordon serial!
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VI
« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2009, 07:47:47 AM »
VII
Sitting ingloriously on his arse, Branch looks up at the monster and shakes his shaven, muscular head.  He slowly stands up, maintaining penetrating eye contact with the Beast.  Branch wipes of spec of blood off the corner of his mouth, and once again engages the monster.  He performs a lightning fast spinning back kick to the creatures mighty chest, knocking him backward.  Branch spins the other way and lands a backfist on the Lionhead's jaw.  Branch follows this up with a barrage of devastating Karate punches into the monster's face, solar plexus, and abdomen.  Branch jumps high into the air nails him in the head with a spinning roundhouse kick.  The Lion-Monster staggers backwards, losing his bearings.  Wait!  A Gray in the audience throws a folding chair to the monster!  Wielding the chair, he charges at Branch.  Branch goes straight down into a full split, and drives a thrust punch into monster's balls.  The monster freezes, eyes rolling into the back of his head.  Blood spills down the Lionface, and collapses.  Branch stands tall over his defeated foe, who lies prostrate at the feet of the insanely muscled victor.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VII-Battle To The End!
« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2009, 09:44:37 AM »
What next??
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VII-Battle To The End!
« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2009, 02:47:08 PM »
Branch just destroyed a monster from Revelations! Gee willikers! With what feats will he amaze us with next?
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VI
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2009, 03:02:14 PM »
VII
Sitting ingloriously on his arse, Branch looks up at the monster and shakes his shaven, muscular head.  He slowly stands up, maintaining penetrating eye contact with the Beast.  Branch wipes of spec of blood off the corner of his mouth, and once again engages the monster.  He performs a lightning fast spinning back kick to the creatures mighty chest, knocking him backward.  Branch spins the other way and lands a backfist on the Lionhead's jaw.  Branch follows this up with a barrage of devastating Karate punches into the monster's face, solar plexus, and abdomen.  Branch jumps high into the air nails him in the head with a spinning roundhouse kick.  The Lion-Monster staggers backwards, losing his bearings.  Wait!  A Gray in the audience throws a folding chair to the monster!  Wielding the chair, he charges at Branch.  Branch goes straight down into a full split, and drives a thrust punch into monster's balls.  The monster freezes, eyes rolling into the back of his head.  Blood spills down the Lionface, and collapses.  Branch stands tall over his defeated foe, who lies prostrate at the feet of the insanely muscled victor.

OMG most exciting one to date!!!
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VII-Battle To The End!
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2009, 10:31:22 AM »
VIII
The ground beneath Branch's feet opens up and Branch disappears!  "You will be rejoined with your companion shortly," says the Reptilian Commander in his British accent.  "What about the monster?", you ask.  "The beast will be fine," responds the reptilian.  "In our galaxy we enjoy superb health, instant healing and immortality...that is...in most cases," the commander's voice lowers, "The beast's wounds shall heal soon.  I must admit, we were surprised by Monsieur Warren's sheer aggression.  We will be offering him a position in our army.  We would like him to become one of us..."

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Parts VII and VIII
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2009, 10:56:49 AM »
I am proud to be the first to set eyes on this latest entry. But why do the aliens have Brit accents, yet use French vocabulary? The mystery deepens...
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Parts VII and VIII
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2010, 09:15:56 AM »
The Next Installment Of The Lost Episode Is Coming Soon

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Parts VII and VIII
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2010, 09:32:30 AM »
Only kiwiol, special ed or Blockhead have the ability to do this, take your pick people.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Parts VII and VIII
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2010, 10:17:04 AM »
post more this is great.
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Parts VII and VIII
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2010, 11:01:42 AM »
The Next Installment Of The Lost Episode Is Coming Soon

Yes Sir. Don't keep us waiting too long. 8)
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2010, 11:10:27 AM »
I bet Debussey DF stirated glutes will make an appearance in this episode.
Hey BigDicked do you have Debussey's workout he posted? that was brutal man.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VII-Battle To The End!
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2010, 01:46:02 PM »
VIII
The ground beneath Branch's feet opens up and Branch disappears!  "You will be rejoined with your companion shortly," says the Reptilian Commander in his British accent.  "What about the monster?", you ask.  "The beast will be fine," responds the reptilian.  "In our galaxy we enjoy superb health, instant healing and immortality...that is...in most cases," the commander's voice lowers, "The beast's wounds shall heal soon.  I must admit, we were surprised by Monsieur Warren's sheer aggression.  We will be offering him a position in our army.  We would like him to become one of us..."

Part IX
You are ushered into an office.  Loaded with mahogany and leather upholstery, this stately office brings to mind that of a high priced attorney,or a CEO.  Not very intergalactic, you think.  Branch is already seated in front of the desk, and you are motioned to the empty chair next to him.  You continue to survey the office; impressive library, huge aquarium with exotic fish, fine paintings on the wall.  The Reptilian Commander enters the room, this time dressed in a dark blue suit, white starched collar, red power tie.  Sitting behind the massive desk, he begins in his British accent: "Branch, you're fight with the beast was most impressive.  Your skills are extraordinary...although, you, were of course, temporarily programmed with these skills."  the Reptilian snaps webbed fingers and an Alien Gray comes enters from a side door carrying a tray with a bottle and some glasses.  He gingerly sets the glasses down on the desk and pours the spirits into the glasses. Studying the drinks, the Reptilian continues, "The finest Scotch in the Galaxy..." he motions for Branch and yourself to help yourselves.  "Branch," he continues, "We have need for a Humanoid like yourself in our organization.  We are intent upon ruling the Universe, for all Eternity, and would like to invite you aboard."