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« Reply #1550 on: January 30, 2013, 04:28:39 PM » |
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I did the Y boarders proud  Night before the wedding out til 2:30am. Night of the wedding 4:30. At a bar after the reception a guy challenged me to a cock off (no homo). Got 3 random chicks to judge. I lost in a split decision  At the reception I was busting some great moves on the d floor. A pretty good looking cougar out of nowhere jumps me.... wraps her legs around me and starts dry humping the shit outa me. Right in front of the gf  So did you get the 3 some going on? |
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« Reply #1551 on: January 30, 2013, 11:19:01 PM » |
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So did you get the 3 some going on?
All I got was the 3rd degree |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1552 on: January 31, 2013, 05:49:00 AM » |
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All I got was the 3rd degree Didn't you tell her,''Dont be mad,broads want me but I choose to be with you"  |
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« Reply #1553 on: February 01, 2013, 03:09:37 AM » |
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Didn't you tell her,''Dont be mad,broads want me but I choose to be with you" "Broads"  That is a good line, I shall have to use it in future |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1554 on: February 04, 2013, 05:58:05 AM » |
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"Broads" That is a good line, I shall have to use it in future Never met a girl who didnt like bein called a broad  |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1555 on: February 07, 2013, 10:15:10 AM » |
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Supposedly a big storm starting tonight
...going to get some mixer for my vodka and a couple cigars.
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« Reply #1556 on: February 07, 2013, 11:15:19 AM » |
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Never met a girl who didnt like bein called a broad like sinatra,,,you know i'm in a bar and some dame or i called her a broad came down blew on the dice ,,this songs for her... |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1557 on: February 14, 2013, 06:48:25 AM » |
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Supposedly a big storm starting tonight
...going to get some mixer for my vodka and a couple cigars.
Ciroq redberry and 7...yum,yum,yum. .....yeah I know outed,gay,etc for ciroq red berry.....but a guy I work out with works for a booze distrutor and gets me the large bottles of ciroq and don julio tequila for $25.00...the go for over double that in the store. |
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« Reply #1558 on: February 14, 2013, 07:48:17 AM » |
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Ciroq redberry and 7...yum,yum,yum.
.....yeah I know outed,gay,etc for ciroq red berry.....but a guy I work out with works for a booze distrutor and gets me the large bottles of ciroq and don julio tequila for $25.00...the go for over double that in the store.
So you're an opportunistic drunk? |
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« Reply #1559 on: February 14, 2013, 08:38:10 AM » |
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Ciroq redberry and 7...yum,yum,yum.
.....yeah I know outed,gay,etc for ciroq red berry.....but a guy I work out with works for a booze distrutor and gets me the large bottles of ciroq and don julio tequila for $25.00...the go for over double that in the store.
Cheap can he get cheap women in as well? |
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« Reply #1560 on: February 14, 2013, 11:58:30 AM » |
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So you're an opportunistic drunk?
Yes,I get drunk at every opportunity. |
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« Reply #1561 on: February 16, 2013, 08:00:14 PM » |
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Ciroq redberry and 7...yum,yum,yum.
.....yeah I know outed,gay,etc for ciroq red berry.....but a guy I work out with works for a booze distrutor and gets me the large bottles of ciroq and don julio tequila for $25.00...the go for over double that in the store.
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« Reply #1562 on: February 18, 2013, 08:59:29 AM » |
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Whats the problem |
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« Reply #1563 on: February 18, 2013, 02:49:38 PM » |
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Whats the problem He's saying the next step is a Captain Insano whipped cream vodka and rainbow sherbert spritzer |
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« Reply #1564 on: February 18, 2013, 02:52:34 PM » |
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No but while in the city I met some very nice asian guys selling a cell phone.
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« Reply #1565 on: February 18, 2013, 04:28:37 PM » |
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« Reply #1566 on: February 18, 2013, 04:55:16 PM » |
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The only penis involved was my own  ....and frankly,after that much drinking had problems getting it up after drinking so much??? |
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« Reply #1567 on: February 18, 2013, 05:16:25 PM » |
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He's saying the next step is a Captain Insano whipped cream vodka and rainbow sherbert spritzer Exactly..... we need to be sure Clavin knows its a slippery slope..... |
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« Reply #1568 on: February 19, 2013, 01:02:44 AM » |
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Exactly..... we need to be sure Clavin knows its a slippery slope.....
Yes one day he's drinking a fruity drink, the next he's a power bottom in a Ugandan sandwich PIP Clavin. |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1569 on: February 19, 2013, 09:51:45 AM » |
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Clan down people  ...I woudn't drink whipped cream vodka if you payed me.unless of course one of you studs here wanted to do a body shot! |
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« Reply #1570 on: February 19, 2013, 10:23:33 AM » |
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Clan down people ...I woudn't drink whipped cream vodka if you payed me.unless of course one of you studs here wanted to do a body shot! *tdongz blowing up clavins inbox right about now* |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1571 on: February 19, 2013, 12:54:07 PM » |
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*tdongz blowing up clavins inbox right about now* Only Y boarders ...especially lulu. |
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« Reply #1572 on: February 28, 2013, 04:36:55 AM » |
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He's saying the next step is a Captain Insano whipped cream vodka and rainbow sherbert spritzer Good one |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1573 on: March 01, 2013, 06:00:22 AM » |
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Good one I haven't been to Bridgeport in months |
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« Reply #1574 on: March 01, 2013, 08:11:05 AM » |
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A couple weeks ago I found a 20 year old, special edition or something bottle of Dom in the back of my cabinet. Decided to bust it open last night for me a d my wife. It tasted like moose piss. Guess it turned.
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