as i walked out into the empty showers, I saw this lone figure.  This lone figure was a unique blend of muscle mass, a fu- manchu, shaved head and thick texas accent.  At that moment, i knew i wanted him inside of me.  Knowing that he would over power me in a fight, i knew i would have to attack him with something other than my sexual intentions but i would need a weapon.  So, I grabbed a empty trash can and ran at him. I hit him on the head and then i proceeded to mount him
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