http://www.melscountrycafe.com/Megamelpics.htmlLOL this place is in tomball, tx a suburb of houston i have some buddies that live out there(kinda redneckish as you can see

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but they have a burger thats like 2lbs of meat a lb of bacon and all the fixings and if you finish it in like a certain amount of time you get a free one next time you come back.
My buddy tried it when he was in high school and said he was sick for 2 days afterwards

I havent ever tried it but that place has some good home cooking and fried mushrooms the size of your fist.