Author Topic: tbombz is available for contest prep (Read 9019 times)

HTexan · « **Reply #75 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:27:15 PM »

Quote from: dov on October 28, 2009, 01:16:53 PM

Hey "TBomz" this is a pic from last years MrGBIII contest. I hear that you're the Jedi of prep! What improvements would you suggest? Diet or training advices welcomed.

note: No bullshit steroid talk. Thems for lazy, delusional losers. All natural here bud.

kicks kyomu's ass.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #76 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:32:38 PM »

Quote from: dov on October 28, 2009, 01:16:53 PM

Hey "TBomz" this is a pic from last years MrGBIII contest. I hear that you're the Jedi of prep! What improvements would you suggest? Diet or training advices welcomed.

note: No bullshit steroid talk. Thems for lazy, delusional losers. All natural here bud.

did you bleach your groin?

dov · « **Reply #77 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:37:57 PM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on October 28, 2009, 02:32:38 PM

did you bleach your groin?

That's just how white I am...I used a tanning bed and ,of course, kept my undies on...you wanna purchase my soiled Mr GBIII royal blue thongzzz? LOL

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #78 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:44:17 PM »

disturbia · « **Reply #79 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:47:02 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on October 28, 2009, 02:44:17 PM

solid looking nutrition there

dov · « **Reply #80 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:49:40 PM »

Are those "Tbomz"'s folks?

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #81 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:56:35 PM »

The dude on the right is having the time of his life.

That's a great example of someone taking life by the horns.

Haru · « **Reply #82 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:00:19 PM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on October 27, 2009, 09:09:14 PM

Just listen to this Testimonial...

"For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll".

Now does anyone agree with this training method?
and remember, it's only gay...

dov · « **Reply #83 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:04:20 PM »

Quote from: Haru on October 28, 2009, 03:00:19 PM

WTF is this gay shit?!

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #84 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:07:46 PM »

Quote from: Haru on October 28, 2009, 03:00:19 PM

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HAHAHA AHA AHAAHAHAAHAHAHA@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lovemonkey · « **Reply #85 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:10:18 PM »

Quote from: dov on October 28, 2009, 03:04:20 PM

WTF is this gay shit?!

Looks like someone forgot the (no homo) part when posting this in the commentary section:

dov · « **Reply #86 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:22:32 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on October 28, 2009, 03:10:18 PM

Looks like someone forgot the (no homo) part when posting this in the commentary section:

haha...I think we have more than our share of "Southern Rebels" here on GB!

Bobby · « **Reply #87 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:41:04 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on October 28, 2009, 03:10:18 PM

Looks like someone forgot the (no homo) part when posting this in the commentary section:

so that's the name "ukgold" goes under these days...

Equilibrium · « **Reply #88 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:48:17 PM »

Fan-fucking-tastic......the rotund, nigguh fucking ball of sciolism, known as Taylor has offered his 'guru' skills to the masses. Brace yourselves for biblical deposits of 'Google university' schmoe studies and epic speculation.

Let the entertainment begin.......

E...

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #89 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:48:57 PM »

Equilibrium · « **Reply #90 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:10:46 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on October 28, 2009, 03:48:57 PM

Taylor has just arrived at a family gathering with 'a girly wi browan skin Ma'.

E...

HTexan · « **Reply #91 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:08:34 PM »

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hahah that actor said he improv the "squeal like a pig" line and the "eeeeee" part too.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #92 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:44:18 PM »

Quote from: Equilibrium on October 28, 2009, 07:10:46 PM

Taylor has just arrived at a family gathering with 'a girly wi browan skin Ma'.

E...

What do you think of that blue-shirted, saggy-titted bitch with the cane? A 7 on a scale of...56,000,000,000

regmac · « **Reply #93 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:49:48 PM »

Can you get this body on stage in Las Vegas next Septem...ooops I mean July?

Alex23 · « **Reply #94 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:34:50 PM »

Quote from: regmac on October 28, 2009, 08:49:48 PM

Can you get this body on stage in Las Vegas next Septem...ooops I mean July?

I would love to suck on those titties.

jaejonna · « **Reply #95 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:37:14 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on October 28, 2009, 10:34:50 PM

I would love to suck on those titties.

im next stud ....move over

Alex23 · « **Reply #96 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:01:52 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on October 28, 2009, 10:37:14 PM

im next stud ....move over

There's enough for two. Are you "guys" lactose intolerant?

tbombz · « **Reply #97 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:30:19 PM »

Quote from: wavelength on October 28, 2009, 07:44:17 AM

For contest prep without juice you certainly need no guru.

nobopdy needs a guru, not even with drugs. all the info needed is readily available on the inter-web for all to attain at no cost

however if any lazy fucks out there wish to pay me 50 dollars (no disrespect to my buddies who have already used my prep services... ) to do the homework for you... then by all means i will hook you up... but dont think that there is some magic stack of pharmaceuticals... if yoru already using lots of steroids and eating tons of carbs and sufficient protein... theres nothign out there thats going to make you into a giant if thats not already doing the trick..

tbombz · « **Reply #98 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:40:33 PM »

Quote from: dov on October 28, 2009, 01:16:53 PM

Hey "TBomz" this is a pic from last years MrGBIII contest. I hear that you're the Jedi of prep! What improvements would you suggest? Diet or training advices welcomed.

note: No bullshit steroid talk. Thems for lazy, delusional losers. All natural here bud.

well how could you expect advice without posting your diet or training? come on dov your smarter than that... me thinks your just being a bit of an attention whore.

tbombz · « **Reply #99 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:45:41 PM »

Quote from: wavelength on October 28, 2009, 09:28:03 AM

Train hard, eat enough protein, reduce calories.
Last week, reduce sodium.
Last day, reduce water, do a little carb up, and pump up for the show.

There you have it, it's for free.

all the sodium/ water/ potassium/ carb up/ bullshit is all based o brologic nd non of it make any sense physiologicall... read the latest MD layne norton has an excellent article about this...

just get your ass shredded. plain and simple.

any last week manipulations will make very little difference on stage, whether they work or they dont.

but if you want to try something, then the only thing id suggest is possibly doing a lower carb day and higher water intake on friday, then doing a slightly higher carb day saturday with lower water. never cutting out sodium.