Well I am the king, you got one thing right.
It must suck to be a jealous small homo, how's that working out for you?
Ha, your boy whos ass you kiss everyday is the self proclaimmed king. What does that make you, his queen? Not jealous or a homo, just calling it like I see it. 257 with abs, ha, you are as big as Spike if thats the case and all natural, man, what a joke. You still look like Shemp, by the way, natural or not, that will never change.