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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #200 on: November 27, 2009, 02:58:32 AM »
Is childbirth as disgusting as it seems? I mean, yes it's your kid being born.........but still, yucky.
No doubt about it...

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #201 on: November 27, 2009, 03:08:52 AM »
Is childbirth as disgusting as it seems? I mean, yes it's your kid being born.........but still, yucky.
wasn't as bad as I expected but blood doesn't phase me... the placenta is pretty interesting to check out.

the girl is in serious pain though if she doesn't get an epidural (our kid came really fast so there was no time for one).

the instant bonding between mom and child is special to witness too...

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #202 on: November 27, 2009, 03:30:00 AM »
the thing that would bother me the most is the doctors seeing my wifes pussy.

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #203 on: November 27, 2009, 03:43:16 AM »

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #204 on: November 27, 2009, 03:57:57 AM »
Is childbirth as disgusting as it seems? I mean, yes it's your kid being born.........but still, yucky.


It's only disgusting if you're at the end of the bed. I didn't see a thing...I mean I could see blood but it wasn't like I was looking into the eye of the storm. it was fucking intense man. She didn't use drugs and was screaming, I felt helpless and sick to my stomach.  I was holding her hand with my left hand and fanning her with a magazine with a right. After a while my arm got tired and I slowed down and she looked at me like she was going to kill me and said in a demon like voice,
"Don't stop fucking fanning me!!!"  Good times. 8)

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #205 on: November 27, 2009, 04:16:37 AM »
imagine your wife is farting while pushing the baby out :-X :-X i think i would divorce her.

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #206 on: November 27, 2009, 04:34:37 AM »
aparently some women shit themselves cause they push so hard. I would vomit on her.
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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #207 on: November 27, 2009, 06:25:57 AM »
aparently some women shit themselves cause they push so hard. I would vomit on her.

yeah how could you ever look at her again without that popping up in your head.

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #208 on: November 27, 2009, 06:48:42 AM »
the thing that would bother me the most is the doctors seeing my wifes pussy.

hahahahha
tank u jesus

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #209 on: November 27, 2009, 06:51:01 AM »

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #210 on: November 27, 2009, 06:55:22 AM »
Awwwwww.  look at that little munchkin

That's great man


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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #211 on: November 27, 2009, 07:00:20 AM »
im too cold to ever love a kid.

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #212 on: November 27, 2009, 09:39:06 AM »
wasn't as bad as I expected but blood doesn't phase me... the placenta is pretty interesting to check out.

the girl is in serious pain though if she doesn't get an epidural (our kid came really fast so there was no time for one).

the instant bonding between mom and child is special to witness too...


Did you eat it? I hear it makes an excellent post workout meal - loads of iron and protein - I bet you
could also blend that shit up easy with some extra whey protein.

Let me know your thoughts....

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #213 on: November 27, 2009, 09:43:29 AM »
word is tom cruise ate it...thats a strange cat...
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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #214 on: November 27, 2009, 11:15:07 AM »
Is childbirth as disgusting as it seems? I mean, yes it's your kid being born.........but still, yucky.

No, it the most beautiful thing in the world. When my son was born, we had a mid-wife. He was an underwater birth, I delivered him (the mid-wifes hands were under mine..just in case) I was the first to hold him, cut his cord and weigh him. Nothing in the world like it!

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #215 on: November 27, 2009, 11:18:10 AM »
stop being such a pussy

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #216 on: November 27, 2009, 11:20:56 AM »
stop being such a pussy

Did you forget what site this was?

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #217 on: November 27, 2009, 05:15:14 PM »
women must exercise modesty in all public places

hospitals are no exception


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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #218 on: November 27, 2009, 09:00:24 PM »
No, it the most beautiful thing in the world. When my son was born, we had a mid-wife. He was an underwater birth, I delivered him (the mid-wifes hands were under mine..just in case) I was the first to hold him, cut his cord and weigh him. Nothing in the world like it!

OMG puke!!!
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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #219 on: November 27, 2009, 09:03:50 PM »
imagine your wife is farting while pushing the baby out :-X :-X i think i would divorce her.
You'll never look at your old mans mangina the same.

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #220 on: November 27, 2009, 09:11:32 PM »
lol daddy muscles trying to hit all the low spots to piss me off, no sorry I wasn't, can't accept people don't want kids like you and hate the little fucks?



Hate kids? That is just wrong. The good thing is that you will never have any kids since you hate them.
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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #221 on: November 29, 2009, 02:44:47 AM »
my daughter is 7 weeks old and i'm very glad we had her...

LOL ! She's a beauty... my second was 1 month yesterday. At that age, they don't do much - about 3 months is where they start to come out a bit more and you start to see the first inklings of a personality. Her big brother is 7 years old - now that's an age at which they are just heaps of fun.

A son is a real blessing for a guy - it really does allow you to do stuff you couldn't really do on your own and not have people looking at you as if you are a lunatic.

My second is a girl - I still have to see how that plays out...


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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #222 on: November 29, 2009, 02:57:14 AM »
I wouldn't trade her for the world now... ask me that in 16 years!

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #223 on: November 29, 2009, 03:11:46 AM »
Aaah - you'll be fine - 16 year old girls are a breeze....  ;)

Mine's already thumbprint signed a contract to say she won't have sex until she's 50.

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Re: When you have kids your life is over
« Reply #224 on: November 29, 2009, 03:40:23 AM »
my daughter is 7 weeks old and i'm very glad we had her...

congrats. looks very sweet.

thinking about going into "production mode" myself next year.