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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #50 on: November 25, 2009, 07:56:39 AM »
You shitting me, you haven't been around a non polled Angus bull before. There is a reason why bulls are left in a field by themselves.


i've been around cattle..and yes..they are docile...i tend to stay away from anything with horns dude...and i've seen non polled bulls together in fields without any issues...i didn't say always docile..i said fairly docile...when anything is provoked it can be dangerous.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #51 on: November 25, 2009, 08:03:20 AM »
musclebear.

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #52 on: November 25, 2009, 08:05:22 AM »
musclebear.
yeah, that bear has been hitting the roids.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2009, 08:13:53 AM »


I can't tell which is more bizarre

that video ( and the fact it's related to so many others  )

or you finding it
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2009, 08:29:44 AM »
onlyme could have stopped the bear
Onlyme would have challenged the bear to an arm wrestling match. "HAHAHA cub, what have you done with your life?" After slamming his paws to the ground, Keith would hop into Sinbad's jet and fly to LA and use the footage to pitch "Over The Top II" before a light lunch with Martin Mull, Bart Starr, Marlo Thomas, and Soupy Sales.

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #55 on: November 25, 2009, 08:30:25 AM »
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that was aweful dude

u have to post shit like this?

The thread title was plain as day. Simple to read, and doesn't take too much common sense (which ain't so common, as you prove) to realize if there is a video of a bear grabbing a man- you should not click it.

Who is more retarded now- you for not realizing a thread titled "Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course" 

or

the guy in the video for jumping into a bear pit? What did he expect, the bear to have tea and crumpets with him?!?!

 

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #56 on: November 25, 2009, 08:40:35 AM »
they should have a tranquilizer gun near by.

C'mon we need our entertainment, don't we?

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2009, 08:47:53 AM »
Onlyme would have challenged the bear to an arm wrestling match. "HAHAHA cub, what have you done with your life?" After slamming his paws to the ground, Keith would hop into Sinbad's jet and fly to LA and use the footage to pitch "Over The Top II" before a light lunch with Martin Mull, Bart Starr, Marlo Thomas, and Soupy Sales.


If Gene fell in I would jump in and protect him.



... I mean the bear.

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #58 on: November 25, 2009, 08:48:59 AM »

If Gene fell in I would jump in and protect him.



... I mean the bear.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #59 on: November 25, 2009, 08:50:50 AM »


the bear lives...

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #60 on: November 25, 2009, 08:59:22 AM »
I love bears (no homo) and I feel disgusted that they had to shoot it.

I've worked in a big german zoo for a long time and we had this one bear who had been in this small enclosure for too long.
the enclosure was still left from the "old" times when zoos keept animals in small spaces for visitors to see.
In todays times you try to give them as much natural space as possible - especially animals that are naturaly shy need an area they feel save and which they are undisturbed.

That zoo i worked for has a lot of money and is build right beside a huge park which the city owns, so they did this mega project in where they took part of the park and build a HUGE enclosure - for bears and other animals.
When it was finished it was crazy big with waterfalls and slopes grass and all.

The day they put the big brown bear into that enclosure we were all there to witness his first steps on grass and under sunlight which he has never seen.

When he came out of the box and was completly bewildered what was going on that was one of the few times in my life i cried - so amazing to see him change near instanty his fur got a lot shinier he looked better even if he was quite old amazing.

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #61 on: November 25, 2009, 09:13:59 AM »

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #62 on: November 25, 2009, 09:22:41 AM »
The fellow probably wanted to commit suicide?

Otherwise i see no reason jumping in like that.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #63 on: November 25, 2009, 09:25:20 AM »
The fellow probably wanted to commit suicide?

Otherwise i see no reason jumping in like that.

surely there is an easier way to get yourself killed - tablets would do the trick - but they don't have the "whow" factor ::)

Fucking guy was a mega drama queen.

I cannot stand how people react to these things.

At the watercooler:
Some chick:
What a man jumped into a bears cage!?!? He got nearly? killed? WHAT A DICKHEAD!!!! oh he was mentaly challenged.... poor guy.

WTF?!?!

ASK HOW THE BEAR IS DOING YOU HIPPIE SHIT!!!

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #64 on: November 25, 2009, 09:27:41 AM »
Bear felt threatened.

Who is that looneytunes jumping in and breakin into my pad like that?
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #65 on: November 25, 2009, 09:31:30 AM »
Bear felt threatened.

Who is that looneytunes jumping in and breakin into my pad like that?

that bear was waiting for that moment all his life - FINALLY somebody dumb enough to challenge me - he probably checked real quick if it was Chuck norris and when confirmed that it was not him he went straight for the kill.


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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #66 on: November 25, 2009, 09:31:49 AM »
The man perched for ten minutes on a 20ft wall above Finn's pit before he jumped in.

That allowed worried park officials time to call police.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229998/The-horrifying-moment-bear-mauls-man-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #67 on: November 25, 2009, 09:35:16 AM »
The man perched for ten minutes on a 20ft wall above Finn's pit before he jumped in.

That allowed worried park officials time to call police.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229998/The-horrifying-moment-bear-mauls-man-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html


just some of the stuff i have seen or heard at the time I had in the zoo I worked

1: my boss in my zoo were I worked caught a guy trying to fuck a donkey

2: Another day we discovered a guy who jerked off in the middle of unsuspected people smearing his cum on childrens hair.

3: Another one tried to get close to an elephant baby overlooking the protective heard and got kicked around for a good 10 min.

4: A woman leaned over the glas window of the one crocodile window with the only crock that was big enough (a fully grown salt water crock) to grab the handbag that was slung around her neck - she nearly broke her neck and was lucky one of my collegues were around and cut the handbag off - the crock ate the whole handbag - papers money all gone.

Fuckem

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #68 on: November 25, 2009, 09:37:08 AM »
I say send in a gorilla to kick the shit out of that bear


HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #69 on: November 25, 2009, 09:41:04 AM »
just some of the stuff i have seen or heard at the time I had in the zoo I worked

1: my boss in my zoo were I worked caught a guy trying to fuck a donkey

2: Another day we discovered a guy who jerked off in the middle of unsuspected people smearing his cum on childrens hair.

3: Another one tried to get close to an elephant baby overlooking the protective heard and got kicked around for a good 10 min.

4: A woman leaned over the glas window of the one crocodile window with the only crock that was big enough (a fully grown salt water crock) to grab the handbag that was slung around her neck - she nearly broke her neck and was lucky one of my collegues were around and cut the handbag off - the crock ate the whole handbag - papers money all gone.

Fuckem

Sounds like quite a lot of looneytunes visit Zoos these days?
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #70 on: November 25, 2009, 09:42:36 AM »
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #71 on: November 25, 2009, 09:43:46 AM »
Wonder what would happen if they had a Bear, Gorilla, Badger, Wolverine, Crocodile, Alligator, Tiger and a Lion in that bearpit.

Who would be last one standing and who would gang up on who? Who would help who and so forth?

I know that a Hyena would hide in a corner and wait until most of the fighting was done, they are quite clever/cowardly.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #72 on: November 25, 2009, 09:46:10 AM »
Dude probably just wanted a cool Xmas card.

Can you imagine how fucking cool this is gonna be to show to his grandchildren now that he survived? lol


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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #73 on: November 25, 2009, 09:48:45 AM »
Dude probably just wanted a cool Xmas card.

Can you imagine how fucking cool this is gonna be to show to his grandchildren now that he survived? lol



Well, you can see on his right hand that he approves with that handsign.

He planned this.
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Re: Guy jumps in to a bear pit and nature takes its course.
« Reply #74 on: November 25, 2009, 09:50:10 AM »
Clearly offseason.