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"food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« on: November 25, 2009, 09:06:13 AM »
What a surprise, it happened to Hany Rimjobs clients both times (olympia and nationals)!

Apparently the "food poisoning" story can be used for amateurs as well.

http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/content/view/2548/256/

4:40 - Hany trying to keep a straight face.

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 09:09:25 AM »
lmao..sounds like someone doesn't know how to manage diuretic use in his clients.

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 09:14:02 AM »
what are the two bald overweight little people talking about?

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 09:15:37 AM »
what are the two bald overweight little people talking about?
Haha!  The do look terrible.  Someone should have told Shawn that his coat was for someone of normal height. 

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 09:18:06 AM »
Haha!  The do look terrible.  Someone should have told Shawn that his coat was for someone of normal height.  

;D

he does look weird, like a kid who got lost in the grown up section of a warehouse

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 09:21:42 AM »
;D

he does look weird, like a kid who got lost in the grown up section of a warehouse
lol  Why not just wear a regular fitting suit jacket?

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 09:24:39 AM »
Hiney Rimjob is shorter than Sean Ray.  I think that qualifies him as a true midget.

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 10:43:36 AM »
Here let me translate this for u, because bodybuilders have a secret language where lies are told as truths.

Heres a few for starters.

Food poisoning = Overdid the diuretics

Spilled over = I tried to carb up when i was out of shape in the first place.

I got sick = I cant think of any other excuse so ill say i caught a magical 24 hour bug, that only bb'ers got that weekend.

Thats just a few, believe me there are plenty plenty more.

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 01:59:37 PM »
What a surprise, it happened to Hany Rimjobs clients both times (olympia and nationals)!

Apparently the "food poisoning" story can be used for amateurs as well.

http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/content/view/2548/256/

4:40 - Hany trying to keep a straight face.

I guess Munzer died from "food poisoning" as well.

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 02:31:32 AM »
Here let me translate this for u, because bodybuilders have a secret language where lies are told as truths.

Heres a few for starters.

Food poisoning = Overdid the diuretics

Spilled over = I tried to carb up when i was out of shape in the first place.

I got sick = I cant think of any other excuse so ill say i caught a magical 24 hour bug, that only bb'ers got that weekend.

Thats just a few, believe me there are plenty plenty more.

I peaked too early = I can't say no to ice cream. 

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 03:14:31 AM »
Here let me translate this for u, because bodybuilders have a secret language where lies are told as truths.

Heres a few for starters.

Food poisoning = Overdid the diuretics

Spilled over = I tried to carb up when i was out of shape in the first place.

I got sick = I cant think of any other excuse so ill say i caught a magical 24 hour bug, that only bb'ers got that weekend.

Thats just a few, believe me there are plenty plenty more.

I was attacked by ninjas = i was sold bunk gear and my cycle was fucked up
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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2009, 04:40:11 AM »
I was attacked by ninjas = i was sold bunk gear and my cycle was fucked up


"i single handedly beat up a gang of asian car jackers" = "I punched the mirror because I told everyone that I was going to win the Olympia, but I truth, I look like crap. Oh good I cut my hand, now I can get a doctors note and have a legit excuse for dropping out of the show. I should talk about my boring karate backround to, people need to fear me. Im a dangerous 'force of nature'. I can drop out of the show and look like a badass at the same time!!!"

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2009, 05:28:24 AM »

In his defense, almost all the food at every single restaurant in Fort Lauderdale tasted like shit.

The only decent meal I got was a burger at the Westin's beachside cafe and even then, then idiot waitress failed to stress to the goddamn prep guy 'NO FUCKING PICKLES NEAR THE GODDAMN PLATE'. 

The rolls and alligator tidbits at Billy's Stone Crab restaurant were good, but the rest of their food was just so-so. 

I think I suffered food poisoning, too, because I definitely spilled over.   ;D

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2009, 01:40:50 PM »
what are the two bald overweight little people talking about?
Hahaha...  Balding. Over or Underweight. Usually short and stuck up a bodybuilders ass.


 Sure tell signs that you are a schmoe.


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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2009, 01:50:59 PM »
Hany Rambod?  WTF!  That's about as gay ass a name as a grown up man could have.  Both of them sound like big queens.  It's only gay if you want it to be. 

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2009, 02:05:16 AM »
Hany Rambod?  WTF!  That's about as gay ass a name as a grown up man could have.  Both of them sound like big queens.  It's only gay if you want it to be. 

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2009, 03:06:27 AM »
it's only gay if you don't take a shower afterward

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2009, 12:12:07 PM »
Me and a couple guys from the gym were talking about this... none of us have ever gotten food poisoning, yet it seems every pro bodybuilder manages to get it the day before the show atleast once in his career.

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Re: "food poisoning" strikes again at the nationals!!
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2009, 12:25:53 PM »


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like a kid who got lost in the grown up section of a warehouse

Shawn is usually very well dressed for whatever he is attending. His suits usually are altered well to fit his shape (or lack thereof these days), and he has a certain savoir faire when it comes to the usual BBing stereotype.
I think the cut of the jacket is supposed to look like that, but his sleeves aren't altered like they should be, and with his proportions, the jacket is not fitting as well as it would on someone that looks like they would be in "New Moon."