In his defense, almost all the food at every single restaurant in Fort Lauderdale tasted like shit.
The only decent meal I got was a burger at the Westin's beachside cafe and even then, then idiot waitress failed to stress to the goddamn prep guy 'NO FUCKING PICKLES NEAR THE GODDAMN PLATE'.
The rolls and alligator tidbits at Billy's Stone Crab restaurant were good, but the rest of their food was just so-so.
I think I suffered food poisoning, too, because I definitely spilled over.