Author Topic: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife? (Read 31993 times)

WillGrant · « **Reply #300 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:02:21 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on December 02, 2009, 02:41:56 AM

Will, are you saying PickUpPee's favorite time of the week is when he has to kneel in front of the priest?

Hahaha

Tapeworm · « **Reply #301 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:09:35 AM »

Quote from: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 07:40:42 PM

Not sarcasm but truth. Of course you hope it to be anything but a veritythough so that your sickening sins wil go unpunished. I'll haveyou know that the inquitous richly merit death. That you're alive is due to God's grace but what do you do instead ofbeing grateful? Blaspheme! God will, in His own good time, destroy the dogs from the earth, and their stinking carcasses will serve as a reminder as to the condign fate that betides the wicked.

Damn you mass04! Damn you to hell for this!!

The_Hammer · « **Reply #302 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:08:10 AM »

Apparently Tiger was big into anal sex with his mistress!

lax · « **Reply #303 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:09:25 AM »

over 300 e-mails from him to her have been realized by media reports
will not end well

The_Hammer · « **Reply #304 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:12:08 AM »

Quote from: lax on December 02, 2009, 05:09:25 AM

over 300 e-mails from him to her have been realized by media reports
will not end well

It's a shame too because Tiger is probably a decent guy who just messed around, but real scumbags like Michael Jordan go untarnished.

Jordan was directly responsible for his father's murder, yet he's still known as a gambling junky.

lax · « **Reply #305 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:14:51 AM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on December 02, 2009, 05:12:08 AM

It's a shame too because Tiger is probably a decent guy who just messed around, but real scumbags like Michael Jordan go untarnished.

Jordan was directly responsible for his father's murder, yet he's still known as a gambling junky.

how so?

yes. Jordan was steadfastly protected by the media
tiger got married way too early

dr.chimps · « **Reply #306 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:15:53 AM »

Wonder how Coach is gonna spin this latest 'development?'

lax · « **Reply #307 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:18:25 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 02, 2009, 05:15:53 AM

Wonder how Coach is gonna spin this latest 'development?'

is he a fan of tw?

The_Hammer · « **Reply #308 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:20:37 AM »

Quote from: lax on December 02, 2009, 05:14:51 AM

how so?

yes. Jordan was steadfastly protected by the media
tiger got married way too early

Jordan owed the mafia $$$ because of gambling debts and they hired a couple of kids to kill Jordan's father. Jordan was suspended from basketball once the NBA commissoner found out this inside info.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #309 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:20:55 AM »

Quote from: lax on December 02, 2009, 05:18:25 AM

is he a fan of tw?

Oh, that's putting it very lightly. And, all these scurrilous accident reports have been incorporated into Coach's Liberal/Socialist media agenda. He makes you look like a piker.

tendonitis · « **Reply #310 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:23:47 AM »

black man's kryptonite is always white pussy

lax · « **Reply #311 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:25:45 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 02, 2009, 05:20:55 AM

Oh, that's putting it very lightly. And, all these scurrilous accident reports have been incorporated into Coach's Liberal/Socialist media agenda. He makes you look like a piker.

I am an equal opportunity piker

Kwon · « **Reply #312 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:27:03 AM »

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #313 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:27:21 AM »

Pressure is definitely getting to him.

mass 04 · « **Reply #314 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:30:42 AM »

A classless, butterface, skank ruining the life of a decent guy. For what? $150,000. I hope this whore gets what is coming to her. Tiger should have been a lot smarter about it and should have never gotten married at all, but this piece of shits actions are ten times worse.

meltdown

Royalty · « **Reply #315 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:40:50 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on December 02, 2009, 05:30:42 AM

A classless, butterface, skank ruining the life of a decent guy. For what? $150,000. I hope this whore gets what is coming to her. Tiger should have been a lot smarter about it and should have never gotten married at all, but this piece of shits actions are ten times worse.

meltdown

This was a serious wake up call for Tiger. Back to reality. Games are over.

mass 04 · « **Reply #316 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:44:23 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 05:40:50 AM

This was a serious wake up call for Tiger. Back to reality. Games are over.

I agree. A. He shouldn't of had her number in his phone at all B. Never leave a voice mail. I heard the tape on the radio, he sounded like he's in tenth grade. If she is that good a fuck, have one of your hanger-on friends keep the number if you want to contact her.

240 is Back · « **Reply #317 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:45:37 AM »

poor tiger. sounds like he never learned to cheat as a kid.

Royalty · « **Reply #318 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:48:59 AM »

If more voicemails like these get released, sponsors may cut ties with Tiger for a while

JasonH · « **Reply #319 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:54:27 AM »

Why would Tiger want to get married when he has about a billion $ in the bank? He could have had any woman any time with no strings attached.

swilkins1984 · « **Reply #320 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:00:14 AM »

So what, Tiger wants "pussy"

Thats normal.

Royalty · « **Reply #321 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:09:03 AM »

Quote from: swilkins1984 on December 02, 2009, 06:00:14 AM

So what, Tiger wants "pussy" Thats normal.

but his sponsors, like Nike, AT&T, Gillette and EAsports...ect..dont pay him to chase women and get battered by his wife

Kwon · « **Reply #322 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:12:28 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 06:09:03 AM

but his sponsors, like Nike and Honda, dont pay him to chase women and get battered by his wife

Gotta "live a lil" as well!

George Whorewell · « **Reply #323 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:16:47 AM »

He's a billionare athlete, the greatest of all time in his chosen sport, he's still young-- why is anyone surprised by this?

He's not a public official, or a preacher-- the girl isn't under age or a relative; who gives a fuck where he gets his jollies from outside the home?

Most, if not all the guys in his position would do the exact same shit.

It sucks that this is going to ruin his life imo.

swilkins1984 · « **Reply #324 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:19:57 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 06:09:03 AM

but his sponsors, like Nike, AT&T, Gillette and EAsports...ect..dont pay him to chase women and get battered by his wife

You're right but I was punning Tiger, cat, pussy (cue drum and cymbal)