Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?

[OneManGang]

How come when I crashed my pinto at 2:30 am, nobody gave a damn?

I am sure the leasing company cared. It is highly doubtful that an unsavoury character like you have the financial means to own a car.

[Blockhead]

 I said it once and I'll say it again. Tiger was NOT having an affair on his WHITE WIFE... with a 'strong nubian queen of the earth, mother of the world SISTA.'


 He is much to wealthy.


 - Block!

[Fury]

TMZ has learned a woman has come forward to Us Weekly, claiming she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and texts to prove it.

The woman -- Jaimee Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The woman -- a cocktail waitress who was 21 at the time -- began what she says was a long-running affair with Tiger.

According to Us Weekly, Grubbs has more than 300 text messages from Tiger -- who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

The magazine, which comes out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Us Weekly has photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair.

Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's "Tool Academy."

http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YSj7vkL5

[Pikapi]

Maybe, Tiger is one of those rare individuals who decides his own tastes for himself, rather than being brainwashed by the porn industry into believing only shaven Barbie dolls are the only option.

The filthy porn industry is one of the toils ensnaring society in its unholy snare, one leading rght to hell.

[Captain Equipoise]

Either way his wife is taking half, and probably the house... considering she is the mother of 2 of his kids...he's done.

he better pull a kobe fast and get her a diamond encrusted 'automatic' lamborghini   

[Pikapi]

Tiger Woods is a piece of shit just like every other celebrity.  Drinks and drives and then doesn't want to take responisbility for his actions.  And we are supposed to believe him and forgive him when his lawyers release a "statement" oooooh, give me a fucking break  .  They all think they are above the law.  We should have seen this coming when he turned his back on both his races and married  a white "model." 

All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.

[Deadpool]

All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.

[Palpatine Q]

Either way his wife is taking half, and probably the house... considering she is the mother of 2 of his kids...he's done.

he better pull a kobe fast and get her a diamond encrusted 'automatic' lamborghini   

I wouldn't know...but I have to assume Tiger has a pretty solid pre-nup in place. Dude was worth a shitload long before he met her.

[Moontrane]

Special coverage:

[Pikapi]

Thanks man.   Without the Bible you would be condemned to hell for ever.

[Pikapi]

this guy tries to use large words to show he is in control
when actually
he is not 

Those aren't large words; 'contemporaneous' and 'sesquipedalian' and 'thermoluminescence' are, perhaps.

[big L dawg]

All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.

I hope this is sarcasm

[WillGrant]

Thanks man.  Without the Bible you would be codemned to hell for ever.

We leave a bible in the bog , it makes good toilet paper in case you are caught short , perfect sized pages.

[bigdumbbell]

I wouldn't know...but I have to assume Tiger has a pretty solid pre-nup in place. Dude was worth a shitload long before he met her.

florida isnt a 50% state; she has cause

[Captain Equipoise]

I wouldn't know...but I have to assume Tiger has a pretty solid pre-nup in place. Dude was worth a shitload long before he met her.

I guess you didn't get the memo... that whole pre-nup thing went out the window about 20 years ago, that shit doesn't hold up in court.. and to make matters funnier, she's going to be using HIS money to pay for her divorce lawyers, no doubt she will choose the best in the country.

[Pikapi]

We leave a bible in the bog , it makes good toilet paper in case you are caught short , perfect sized pages.

That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.

[Palpatine Q]

I guess you didn't get the memo... that whole pre-nup thing went out the window about 20 years ago, that shit doesn't hold up in court.. and to make matters funnier, she's going to be using HIS money to pay for her divorce lawyers, no doubt she will choose the best in the country.

I know that they get shredded....but how good they are tends to gauge where people eventually settle at

[big L dawg]

That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.

I hope your a gimmick.....

[Pikapi]

I hope this is sarcasm

Not sarcasm but truth. Of course you hope it to be anything but a veritythough so that your sickening sins wil go unpunished. I'll haveyou know that the inquitous richly merit death. That you're alive is due to God's grace but what do you do instead ofbeing grateful? Blaspheme! God will, in His own good time, destroy the dogs from the earth, and their stinking carcasses will serve as a reminder as to the condign fate that betides the wicked.

[Pikapi]

I hope your a gimmick.....

Of course you do, of course you do. Pick up a Bible to learn the truth instead of wasting time here on blasphemy. May the Lord save you from your sins for wherefore must you perish?

[G o a t b o y]

well, let's see if it was you or me 1) they would have taken even longer to arrive and 2) the best part: oh we don't feel like talking to the police yet (tiger and the wife) so will just "let you know when we're good and ready?!" gimme a fricking break and i love how their attorney says "they don't have to talk to the police in reality anyway?....

they do if the police which they already have stated what to investigate this possible criminal incident/accident!

try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!

Actually, you don't have to talk to the police.  Tiger isnt getting "special treatment",  he's just smart enough to consult an attorney who knows the law.  There is no legal requirement to answer police questions... everyone has the right to remain silent.  Now a court (unlike the police) can compel you to answer questions, but even there you've got fifth ammendment rights against self-incrimination, plus spousal priviledge and a few other priviledged communications where you cant be compelled to testify.  Anyone who thinks otherwise has watched too many cop shows.

[Royalty]

I dont like how one woman was reported to be the adultress.....then, a couple days later, another woman is reported to be the adultress....these women live like 2,500 miles from each other.

Does TMZ report whatever the heck they want? Do they care about accuracy?

[WillGrant]

That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.

God loves everyone though so do you really think he would cast me to hell for wiping my bottom on the nearest thing I could find ?
It is his gift to me for running out of toilet paper , you see how hypocrictical the bible is. 

[Tre]

That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.

God doesn't give a shit about you or your rants. 

Whine on, drummer boy...

[kiwiol]

God loves everyone though so do you really think he would cast me to hell for wiping my bottom on the nearest thing I could find ?
It is his gift to me for running out of toilet paper , you see how hypocrictical the bible is. 

Will, are you saying PickUpPee's favorite time of the week is when he has to kneel in front of the priest?